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Hee Heex I got this through an email!! Short Brooke jokes!!
1. Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi.
Brooke : Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam, I
don ' t know who is Jayanthi.
2. Brooke: You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Brooke : You said this is American made radio. But
when I put it ON, it says All IndiaRadio.
3. Brooke got into a bus on 1st April when conductor
asked for ticket. She gave Rs.10/- and took the
ticket and said April fool.. I have a pass.
4. Brooke joined new job. 1st day she worked till
late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and
asked what you did till evening.
Brooke : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I
made it alright..
5.On one day Brooke's friend ,Tatum O'neil, asks her,
"Will your boyfriend give you a ring on the day he proposes to you?
Brooke : Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam, I
don ' t know who is Jayanthi.
2. Brooke: You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Brooke : You said this is American made radio. But
when I put it ON, it says All IndiaRadio.
3. Brooke got into a bus on 1st April when conductor
asked for ticket. She gave Rs.10/- and took the
ticket and said April fool.. I have a pass.
4. Brooke joined new job. 1st day she worked till
late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and
asked what you did till evening.
Brooke : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I
made it alright..
5.On one day Brooke's friend ,Tatum O'neil, asks her,
"Will your boyfriend give you a ring on the day he proposes to you?
Brooke answers,"By Landline or Mobile??"
6. Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
7. Brooke and Tatum were fixing a bomb in a car.
Tatum : What would you do if the bomb explodes
while fixing.
Brooke : Dont worry, I have one more.
8. Tatum : When is your birthday.
Brooke : 13th Oct.
Tatum : which year ?
Brooke : Oye Ullu ke patte .::meaning::. Every year.
9. Brooke was busy removing a wheel from her auto.
A man asks Brooke:why are you removing a wheel from your auto?
8. Tatum : When is your birthday.
Brooke : 13th Oct.
Tatum : which year ?
Brooke : Oye Ullu ke patte .::meaning::. Every year.
9. Brooke was busy removing a wheel from her auto.
A man asks Brooke:why are you removing a wheel from your auto?
Brooke : Can't you see the board? Parking only for 2 WHEELERS!!
Brooke : What is the name of your car
Lady: I forgot the name,But it starts with a "T"
Brooke : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti
hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
11. Boss : Where were you born ?
Brooke : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
Brooke : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
12. American told Brooke : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi
e-mail se hoti hai. MEANING:: In our country,90& of the marriages are through email..
Brooke : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se
hoti hai. MEANING:: What's the matter? In our country 100% of the females get married!
13. How will you destroy a submarine full of
Brookes ?
Simple. Just knock at the door and they will open it.
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