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DK Saigal, now broke, can't afford a cab. He is at the railway station. He asks the clerk "When will Rajdhani Express go from here"?Clerk replies 12.30. "When will Punjab Express go from here"?Clerk replies 10.30. "When will Deccan Queen go from here"?Clerk Replies 12.30. Thus our DK babu goes on asking for all the trains. Now the Clerk gets fed up and asks where he wants to go. DK replies, "NO. I only want to cross the tracks!"

Taken from DK Saigal's diary:

Success is a relative term, it brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow, what you can put off today.

Your future depends on your dreams, so go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the risk

Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours

God made relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget, The more you forget, the less you know, So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station....what more can I say...

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Posted: 19 years ago
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mems gggreat post👏

reall very funny😆

dk babu is suffering from brain damage😆

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Posted: 19 years ago
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👏 👏 👏 nice Mems........ 😊
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Posted: 19 years ago
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Originally posted by: memsaab

DK Saigal, now broke, can't afford a cab. He is at the railway station. He asks the clerk "When will Rajdhani Express go from here"?Clerk replies 12.30. "When will Punjab Express go from here"?Clerk replies 10.30. "When will Deccan Queen go from here"?Clerk Replies 12.30. Thus our DK babu goes on asking for all the trains. Now the Clerk gets fed up and asks where he wants to go. DK replies, "NO. I only want to cross the tracks!"

Taken from DK Saigal's diary:

Success is a relative term, it brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow, what you can put off today.

Your future depends on your dreams, so go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the risk

Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours

God made relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget, The more you forget, the less you know, So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station....what more can I say...

👏 👏 excellent Mems.. 😆

I love 3 sayings from these quotes :

Your future depends on your dreams, so go to sleep

God made relatives; thank God we can choose our friends

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station....what more can I say... 😆

the last one is true especially if one is running kidki (windows) Os !! 😡

Edited by rm_apple - 19 years ago
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Posted: 19 years ago
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poor DK.. he can't even afford a train ride.. 😆 😆
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Posted: 19 years ago
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Originally posted by: memsaab

poor DK.. he can't even afford a train ride.. 😆 😆

he can get a ride on vasu's broom !! 😆

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Posted: 19 years ago
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Originally posted by: rm_apple

he can get a ride on vasu's broom !! 😆

DK with sasuma Vasuma hawai yatra ke liye tayyar... Imagine Vasu in the front and DK at the back riding the broom.. .flying over Kanaka Empire. To start the engine with his walking stick... brrom brooom broooooooooom here they go..

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Posted: 19 years ago
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Too funny Mems! 👏👏

I especially liked this one as I also suffer with it...Whenever I log on to IF my work stops😆😆

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station....what more can I say...

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Posted: 19 years ago
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Originally posted by: memsaab

DK with sasuma Vasuma hawai yatra ke liye tayyar... Imagine Vasu in the front and DK at the back riding the broom.. .flying over Kanaka Empire. To start the engine with his walking stick... brrom brooom broooooooooom here they go..

Sasuma giving lift to Jamai Babu😆😆 DK hold on tight...it's going to be a rough journey😆😆

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Posted: 19 years ago
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Originally posted by: Nisu

Sasuma giving lift to Jamai Babu😆😆 DK hold on tight...it's going to be a rough journey😆😆

the nex day, several sightings of UFOs will be reported !! 😆 and disha will be shocked to see the pix 😆

Edited by rm_apple - 19 years ago

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