MAHA UPDATE!! IMPORTANT!
Episode 11: Nayi Jagah Nayi Masti! (By Disha & Milisha (StarM))
Jahnvi and Additi head for Mahesh Uncle's house straight from the station. While Nikhil and aditiya go to nikhil's Chacha's house.
Jahnvi and Additi take a cab home and as soon as they reach Jahnvi notices a letter on the door mat on the floor she reads it...
Letter:
Jahnvi Beta Additi Kaise hot tum dono!...Bell Maat baja naa mein andhar nahi hun...
Jahnvi & Additi: Kya!!!
...Sorry bachon mujhe morena mein bahut zaruri kaam agaya tha isiliye meine ghar ki chabi Mrs.Mehta ko dedi hai...unse lekar tum andhar jaa sakti ho !
Chamoakali ne tumhare liye fridge mein khaana banakar rakh diya hai...Woh subha aati hai aur ghar ka kaam kar ke chalijayegi !
Tum dono apna khyaal rakhna aur subhe jaldi utkar mujhe phone zaroor karna...bahut saara pyaar - Tumhaare Mahesh Uncle.
Additi: Kya!! Hume yahaan pe akele rehna padega!
Jahnvi: Tu chinta mat kar main hoon naa tere saat...chal andher to chalte hain...tujhe bhook nahi lagti hai? mere pet mein to chuhe bhaag rahe hain!
They both laugh...
They enter the house. Its a big villa, with 3 bedrooms and lots of other rooms...(lol)
Jahnvi: BY GODDD! Additi itne bade ghar mein hum dono akele?
Additi: Wow dii! Yeh ghar bahut khoobsurat hai!
Jahnvi: Haan par...hum ab tak darwaze par kyun khade hain? Chal naa andher chalte hain!
They decide which room to use and then they unpack and set their stuff in. They then decide to go out for a walk and eat some chaat.
At the chaat stall:
Jahnvi: Chaat wale bhaiya...kanjoosi mat karo...thora aur paani dalo naa!
Additi: Dii!
Jahnvi: Additi sach mein zamaana ho gaya hai jabse maine morena jaisi achi chaat nahi khaayi!
Additi: Haan di...main morena ko bahut miss karti hoon...
Jahnvi: (Notices how sad Additi is) Arrey yaar Mumbai ki chaat bhi itni buri nahi hai...
Both smile.
After the chaat they go for a walk...
As they are walking a motorbike zooms very close past them...
Jahnvi: (She turns) OIIII!! Dekh ke nahi chala sakta!! Andhe kahin ke! Mumbai wale...
The motorbike stops and reverses...
Additi: Yeh dekho apne kya kiya dii...woh log wapaas aa rahe hain!
Both look at each other...Additi is nervous while Jahnvi is ready to fight!
The bikers come and stop next to the girls and get off the bike and slowly start walking towards them...
Guy1 goes to Jahnvi and Guy2 goes to Additi.
Guy1 & Jahnvi:
Jahnvi: Dekho paas mat aana warna...
Guy1: Warna kya?...
Guy2 & Additi:
Additi: Yeh tum kya kar rahe ho?
Guy2: (Mutters something to himself)
Additi: P..Pl..Pleaseeee...
Guy2: Please kya?
Additi: Door jao!
Guy1 & Jahnvi:
Guy1: Warna kya haan?..
Jahnvi: Dekho main tum jaise lafangon ko bahut achi tarha janti hoon..kuch kaam dhandha to hai nahi..chale aate hain pata nahi kahaan kahaan se...(goes on blabbering)
Guy1: (Interrupts) Achaaaa?!
Jahnvi: Haan tum kya sochte ho main kuch janti nahi..mujhe sab pata hai aur tum ladkon ko kaise theek kiya jata hai woh bhi janti hoon! Abhi jaate ho yaan dikhaun!!
Guy1: Nahi jaaonga..kya kar logi?!
Jahnvi: Dekho hume jaane do warna dekhna main tumhe jail bhijva doongi!
At the nearby stall suddenly the radio switches on...'Jab Se Tere Naina Mere Naino Se Lage Re...'
Guy1 & Guy2 both crack up...
Guy1/Guy2: (They start singing)'..Jab Se Tere Naina Mere HELMET Se Lage Re..Tab Se Deewana Hua Aah Haaa..Sab Se Begaana Hua..Rab Bhi Deewana Lage Re Oye Oye..Rab Bhi Deewana Lage Re Ho Hohhohho...'
The girls are very confused and they look at each other.
Both the guys can't control their laughter and start laughing loudly! (Lol) They HI5 each other and they fall down laughing! Lmao!
Guy2: (Removes his helmet)
Additi: Aditya!!!
Adi: Haan tumne kya socha?
Jahnvi notices Aditya.
Jahnvi: Adi yeh sab kya hain haan?!
Adi: Kuch nahi bas socha thodi masti karein!
Jahnvi: Let me guess yeh Nikhil hi hoga..Nikhil mazaak khatam ho chuka hai! Jokes over..
Guy1: I'm not Nikhil!
Jahnvi: To kya uske bhoot ho?! (Lol)
Guy1: Yehi sochlo..
Jahnvi: Dekho tum sedhe sedhe bata rahe ho ki tum kaun ho yaan main...(angrily)...Adi!
Adi doesn't say anything and nods to Guy1...
Guy1: Acha baba..Maaf karo Malika-e Morena!
Jahnvi: Dekha maine kaha tha na tum Nikhil ho! Chalo ab apna helmet utaro...
She goes close to him and tries to take his helmet off.
Nik: Yeh kya kar rahi ho?..
Jahnvi: Tumhaara helmet nikaal rahi hoon!
Nik: Itni jaldi hai naa mera handsome chehra dekhne ki! Main khud bhi helmet nikaal sakta hoon...
Jahnvi: To lo khud karo!
She turns to go away but Nik holds her hand and pulls her close to him. She bangs into him and they both fall!
(MayUr BG tune plays) Their eyes are locked into each other...
Meanwhile..
Adi and Additi are just talking and having ice-cream at the nearby stall...
Nik breaks out of the eye lock!
Nik: Tum uth sakti ho!
Jahnvi: Ohh..sorry!
They get up and dust their clothes off...
Nik: Tum mujhse itna pyaar karti ho? Meri itni fikaar karti ho naa? To bata do!
Jahnvi: KYAAA?! Main tum jaise idiot se thodi pyaar karungi! Hmphh..
Adi & Additi come back...
Adi: Kya chal raha hai?!
Nik: I have a plan...
MAHA UPDATE (CONT.)
He smirks and goes towards the radio at the stall and increases the volume!
Radio: 'Kambakht ishq cheez hai hi aisi,
Kambakht ishq cheez hai hi aisi,
Ek baar jo ho jaaye, kar jaaye aisi ki taisi
Aisi ki taisi, aisi ki taisi…
Aisi ki taisi…
Kambakht kambakht..'
Nik: (starts singing and dances around Jahnvi - teasing her) 'Aankhon ke do peg yeh pilaaye,
Kaali kaali zulfein bichaaye,
Phir yeh le ke baahein mulayam,
Tum ko jhath se sooli chadhaye'
Adi & Additi: 'Kambakht hey hey hey,
Kambakht hey hey hey'
Jahnvi: (She goes around Nik twirling her dupatta) 'Pehle to wo darr pe yu aaye,
Bheekh maange jholi failaaye,
Dil jo galti se de diya to,
Usse football yeh khel jaaye,
Hogi uski IQ hi kam, NIKHIL SE pyaar jisne kiya' (Hits her dupatta on Nik's face)
Nik: Owww!
All: 'Kambakht ishq cheez hai hi aisi,
Kambakht ishq cheez hai hi aisi,
Ek baar jo ho jaaye, kar jaaye aisi ki taisi
Aisi ki taisi, aisi ki taisi…'
Additi: 'Kehte hai ibaadat karenge,
Umar bhar ki chahat karenge,
Pehli ladki nikali yahan se,
Inki niyat fisali wahan pe'
Nik & Jahnvi: 'Kambakht hey hey hey,
Kambakht hey hey hey'
Adi:'Kehti hai sau taare dila do,
Maang mein phir unko saja do,
Antariksh ka thekha liya hai,
Bhaade pe kya rocket liya hai?
Jo le seven easy se steps,
Muh ke bal gir gaya'
All: 'Kambakht ishq cheez hai hi aisi,
Kambakht ishq cheez hai hi aisi,
Ek baar jo ho jaaye, kar jaaye aisi ki taisi
Aisi ki taisi, aisi ki taisi, aisi ki taisi,
Kambakht ishq…'
Song finishes! They all laugh!
Adi: Haha..that was fun!
Nik: Haan yaar!
Jahnvi: Ek dum filmy tha!
Additi: Di..
Nik: (Shakes his head..)
Adi: Hey Nik ab chal ghar chalein bahut der hogayi hai!
Nik: Ohh haan!... Oh no!! Ek problem hai! Humaare paas to aaj raat guzaarne ke liye koi jagah nahi hai!
Adi: Haan..Shit yaar!
Jahnvi: Kyun kya hua?!
Nik: Woh kya hai naa hum log mere chacha ke yahaan rahne wale the par woh ek din ke liye zaroori kaam se dubai chale gaye..aur ab humaare paas rahne ke liye jagah nahi hai!
Adi: Isliye ab hume yahaan sadak par sona padega! Hmmm.. (Makes a sad face) (Lol)
Nik: Chup kar Adi yaar! This is serious!
Adi: Ok ok fine! Sorry! Hum hotel mein rah sakte hain?!
Nik: Par...
Additi: Tum dono humaare saath rah sakte ho...
Jahnvi looks at Additi..
Additi: Humaare paas 2 aur kamrein hain!
Nik: Nahi yaar!
Jahnvi: Kyun nahi?
Nik: (makes goofed up expressions and rolls his eyes) Kyun ki tum mujhe raat ko mere kamre mein aa jaaogi aur tumhaari bhoot jaisi shakal mujhe darra kar maar dalegi! Haha..
Jahnvi: Very funny Nikhil! Ab kaun serious nahi hai?
Nik: Ok sorry couldn't help it!
Adi: Chashmish are you sure?
Additi: Haan Aditya!
Adi: Sach?
Additi: Much!
Nik: Lekin koi problem to nahi hogi naa?
Jahnvi: Nahi..ab zyaada mat socho aur chalo!
Nik & Adi: Okay..chalo!
Next morning:
Nik wakes up, stretches his hands and then gets out of bed...He throws his pillow at Adi..
Nik: Uth naa yaar!
Adi: Arrey yaar sone de naa..
Nik: Chup kar ke uth warna main Additi ko bata doonga!
Adi: Chashmish..! (He gets up quickly)
Nik: (Mutters to himself - Additi ka naam sunke dekho kaise jhat se uth gaya, Ullo ka patha!) (Lol)
Nik takes a towel and walks towards the bathroom...
Adi: (Takes a towel also and yells) Rukhhhh!!
Nik: Kyun?!
There is silence by the time Adi comes near Nik..
Adi: Kyun ki...Main pehle jaaunga!
Nik: NO WAY MAN! Main pehle utha tha! (Lol)
Adi: Phir bhi...Main pehle!
Nik: Nahi main pehle!
Adi: Main!
Nik: Main!
Adi: Main!
Nik: Main!
Hearing all the chaos Jahnvi and Additi come to see whats happening! They are standing shocked on Nik and Adi's door...
Nik: Maine kehdiya naa..Main to main!
Adi: Arrey par mujhe pehle jaana hai ok!!
Both of them notice the girls standing at the door...and they both get really embarassed!
Jahnvi: Yeh kya ho raha?!
Additi: Adi? Tum aise bachon ki terha kyun lad rahe ho?
Jahnvi: Doosre kamre mein ek aur bathroom hai! (Lol)
Adi: (He says cutely) Acha main wahaan jaata hoon..
Both guys are showering and then...
Nik: Adii!!!...Adi!! Kahaan rah gaya yeh ullo ka patha! Adi!!!...
Just then Jahnvi is passing by and notices Nik shouting for Adi..She goes into the room and sees the bathroom door slightly open...
Nik: Adii yaar mera shirt denaa!!
Jahnvi goes and picks up the shirt and smirks! She takes it and goes to the bathroom and gives it to Nik...
Nik: Finally!...
But Jahnvi doesn't leave the shirt! Nik tries to snatch it but can't! He opens the bathroom door and says..
Nik: Arrey yaar Adi kya kar raha hai?!
He sees Jahnvi and yells...(as he wasn't wearing anything except a towel!) (Lol)
Nik: Aaaaaaaaaaaaa...TUM!!!
Jahnvi: Aaaaaaaa..yeh tum kya...?!
(She turns around and closes her eyes!)
THE END
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Precap:
Adi: Im so bored guys! Aaj hum log free hain toh lets do something naa..party sharty!
Additi: Lekin kya?
Adi: Mujhe kya pata..isiliye toh tum sab se pooch raha hoon!
They all think what to do...
Jahnvi: (She snaps her fingers) IDEA!!!
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