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..Anusha..

@..Anusha..

Sparkler

Posted: 16 years ago

Welcome again to the new revamped Mogambo Detective Agency.
plz go to pg4. for more.updated 26/10/09

Welcome to the Diary of Location Manager of Premeer scenes - it's a tough job but someone's got to do it. Last few days have been horrendous!!

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see pg2: positions still vacant at BTK, &amp;nbsp;Scene Director, Electrician,Personal Body Guard for Heer.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; all welcome to apply.&amp;nbsp;

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Parts 1-5 .............pg1

Parts 6-8..............pg2

Part9,10...............pg3
part 11.................pg4

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entrusted me with the v.important task of finding a beautiful spot for premeer's honeymoon.

My boss&amp;nbsp;vetoed, Switzerland, Canada, Scotland, Austria,'.even Shimla and Ooty! Screaming ."Kharcha!! Kharcha!!.." she sent me to Ambala!&amp;nbsp; When I asked for the airfare to Mumbai/Delhi and trainfare to Ambala she told me to pay &amp;nbsp;the expenses&amp;nbsp; as my wedding gift to premeer! And to hire Jugni's bullock cart as a taxicab.!!!!

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So I booked first class airfare to Delhi and a private jet to Ambala and put it on her credit card.( she won't get the statement till next week). On the plane, in my first class seat I watched all the premeer scenes in Ambala. But my boss&amp;nbsp; tells me, "tu apna kaam &amp;nbsp;kar bas!&amp;nbsp; Don't poke your nose into scenes!" Does she not understand that without knowing the scenes I can't look for the best location? So, guess karna padega'I'm going with mughal-e-azam scene.&amp;nbsp;

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Private jet landed in a field. No signs of Jugni. I asked directions to juneja house from the friendly folk and they said just follow the trail of broken down cars'to Juneja house.&amp;nbsp; But on the way'.i saw Premeer driving down the road'panic! They're not supposed to see me. Phorum members won't like it. Khaaskarke &amp;nbsp;boss will feed me to the Ambala Shers........ &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;

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Prt2.

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Premeer had eyes only for each other so I escaped. While they were busy at the sweet shop I hid in the boot, no not ghost (trunk for our phamerican phans). Soon they got back and started driving. Prem was talking phrool phrubbish to heer. In the boot I was lying on top of ghunguroos and payals. Prem has a big supply. Is he giving payals to others?...anyway I'm not a private detective, not my problem. Hope this car doesn't break down.

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Arrived at Juneja place. I crept out of boot and tried to hide in garden. Just then Harman saw my shadow! Soon whole family was at window staring out and I was thinking kahani khatam. But they got tired and went away. Only Harman was tracking me all over the garden and saw my designer sandal prints in the dust. Finally he went away and&amp;nbsp; I came down from the tree and sneaked into the house. I was able to find an unused store room at the back. Meher passed by but didn't come in. I'm so hungry.if I can steal a laddoo I'll be ok till tomorrow.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;

It's midnight. Found some milk. these people drink litres of the stuff. No laddoos😭&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I'm going to the garden, it could be ideal for&amp;nbsp; premeer's scene....Oh my stars!! What's prem doing in the garden? Looking for me?...no he's climbing in through heer's window!!....

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Part 3 coming soon.

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Edited by locman - 15 years ago

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..Anusha..

@..Anusha..

Sparkler

Posted: 16 years ago

Pt3.

Chalo, hard working me thought, I'll also climb up and have a dheko' I can get some ideas..(I mean for the scene location) prem pulls out from his jheb'payal'mangalsutra'sindhoor'is this guy the production designer or what?...saare cheeze he has in his pocket. Boss didn't tell me she hired him'.of course heer pretends to be'.i don't know'and asks " ab kyun yahan aya?"'uff!....i made mental note to dialogue writer'"please, cut all heer speaking scenes." Things were getting maha cosy when watchdog Meher bangs on heer's door. Wah! Kya family planningka technique hai! Ok enough'rest of the scene analysis you can get from Phandooh Queen Estee . need to sleep now. Tomorrow's the mehndi.

Pt4........Mehndi........see below

Edited by avisva - 16 years ago

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PurplePantsuit

@PurplePantsuit

Rocker

Posted: 16 years ago

🤣 avi!!!

i'm totally zoned out from a hard-on-the-brain day -- so i'm totally not promising to be coherent.

here goes though:

they have litres of milk??! 🤣 why? why? why??? 🤣🤣

er... there are jobs called ''location managers'' for people??!! is this a general job spec or is this just with wedding planning firms?!? bwaaa... hahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

this rocks!!!!🤣

can hardly wait for the next update!

ps: and what d'you mean, ''analysis from the phhandooh queen me''??? i'm no queen!!! 🤣 i'm an ordinary phhandooh worshipper!!! not even a high priestess or anything! 🤣

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esha

@blueocean_787

Sparkler

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Posted: 16 years ago

Hi Avi, you are doing great job!!!!!!!!!!!

Premeer Outfit: Sky blue colour

Honeymoon Location: Switzerland

Venue for wedding: J-zoo

Room decor : Full of red roses

Have we misses anything else

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..Anusha..

@..Anusha..

Sparkler

Posted: 16 years ago

Estee ! Phphandooh Queen ! i had to pass the buck to you 'cos if i get involved in the intricacies of phphandoohs it's like violating a copyright and my boss will be none too pleased if i drag her company into legal wrangles. plus i can't explain what i saw live. you prob watch the scene in slow mo and record every gaze, curl of fingers.

and to answer your other question, i'm location manager for a company that does wedding videos and honeymoon filming.

and about the milk. it's a premeer must have. heer always runs off to get some milk right in the middle of crucial phphph moments.........

Esha, boss has me stuck in LuLand and wants to meet me there on tuesday. haven't heard from her since!! u say switzerland now and she's going to kill me!! next update in diary is 2morrow.

Edited by avisva - 16 years ago

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esha

@blueocean_787

Sparkler

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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: avisva
esha boss has me stuck in LuLand and wants to meet me there on tuesday. haven't heard from her since!! u say switzerland and she's going to kill me!! next update in diary is 2morrow.

ok, waiting for your update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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amu142

@amu142

Rocker

Posted: 16 years ago

Hola folks!!😛

Anu teri toh aaj khair nahi!!😡

Tu Location Manager hai!!! apna kaam kar bas!!😆and dont poke ur nose into other matters!😉

Maine tujhe Ambala bheja..aur tu jake Ludhiyana pahunch gayi!! 😆

Ans it is LULAND !! I INSIST!!😉

Woh bhi Premeer ki jassosi karne???? Damnnit!!! and u charged ur Airfare to my CC!!!!!!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

I am planning to have u for dinner...rather than feeding you to Ambala Shers!! 😆
😡But then I change my mind!
lagta hai tujhe G3 ka PHINGOLI dekhne ka bahut mann kar raha hai!!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Ruk ja...tujhe 3 hrs ka G3 Phingoli show dikhati hun!!🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Publicity ka kaam tera nahi hai!! ab Nitty aayegi!! aur tera band bajayegi!! ke tune uska role Hijack kar liya!!! WOH Honeymoon ki publicity zor shor se kar rahi hai!!😆

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what luck!! the High Priestess of PHandooh & PHeyeooh has herself graced us and posted in the thread!! I am sure Ballu istan Television is heading for a successful opening bcoz of the goodwill and general interest of the LuFolks!!👏

P.S: Anjali is doing the dress and set designing!!! So jaldi se Location aur props kla intezaam karo!!

And get some cows for Jugni's sake!!! 😉They are the ones who provide the litres n litres of milk to

the JZoo😆

The Boss is not gonna direct the errr.....scenes.....Premeer just need to be left alone....and they will fall into their roles and actions....seeing how desperate Prem is these days!! and the dude and the dudette arent even concerned abt their only child!! for whom he stayed back in India...and for whom she was ready to fight with Prem!!😡

Bhangar creatives....!!

Dunt worry...humare show main aisa kuch nahi hoga!! Chahaat will be at JZoo , with her Meher Massi!

Disclaimer: The Boss asserts her rights to negate any info leaked out by the self appointed employees of Ballu istan Television regarding the highly anticipated SN of Premeer!! All details are highly confidential...and have no relationship with any one living or dead!! All similarities are coincidental!!😉

Legal Matters are being handled by Sonu!! this is her punishment for lagaying my Waat with the rest of the gang on Thursday!!😉

PHamily PHlanning!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darnnit!!

tu mere show ku dubaegi!!
We DO NOT promote Family Planning!! on the contrary!! We promote..well...err...quite the opposite of it!!for Premeer only! ofcourse!!

The Boss is always around and keeps a hawk's eye on her staff!! so better b on guard!😆

Edited by amu142 - 16 years ago

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..Anusha..

@..Anusha..

Sparkler

Posted: 16 years ago

Note to Everyone, it seems that my boss has decided to reveal her identity and all her employees' id's as well. so Sonu, plz inform all and sundry, call press conference and reveal all. our boss has gone bonkers!

Pt4.

Exhausted by prem's mardonwali baat and harman's sandalwali baat, I was fast asleep in store room but rudely woken by noisy delivery van. Good the laddoos have arrived. Lots of paper flowers but can't eat those. Random aunties walking in and out all over the place. So I also pretend to be an aunty (Gay3's friend's friend's friend) and walk into main hall. Meher brings heer down the stairs. We all pretend heer is still unmarried. - Heer seedhi saadhi par shaadi shuda ya nahin?

Pt5.

Mehndi in full swing. I also join in. Gay3 thinks I'm heer's friend, heer treats me like I'm a random person from the street wearing designer clothes and expensive shoes who's a mad keen phan of hers. Geet and Gay3 dance''.no comment'.'.heer dances'''I call choreographer''."what's this dance called?" "It's the Hangdah ! and I'm teaching prem the Pangdah" " well that's nice, we should get them together for the honeymoon show and they can do the PHangdah". Next I dance.....'.everyone oohs and aahs. Just then my phone rings''it's the boss. I put on my best aunty-just returned from London- voice and say,

" Oh Daaarling ! you caught me at just the right time!"

Boss, putting on her sweet voice," Anu ! How's everything going. All on schedule? How was your trip?"

" Couldn't be better ! LuLand people are quite charming." ''everyone's busy dancing so they lose interest in me and I get down to business'. Whispering and going back to store room'" I'm inside the juneja house and they don't know. But at least I'm saving on accommodation expenses.."

"Kya?!!....@#%$@%^^%$#*^!!!!!!" " I know, I know Ambala Shers. By the time you feed me to them, they won't be interested. I haven't eaten since I landed. I'm just a bag of bones"

"I'm coming for the wedding on Tuesday!" "Ok you want to stay with me in the store room?"''

Meanwhile another stranger lurking in the garden. Standing at window blowing kiphphes. I tell you this garden is busier than inside the house. Laliit also realises that the mehndi is old hat and joins stranger in garden. Phorum members had called Sonu to voice their disapproval about prem's bachelor party.

So party cancelled for now and having a civilized garden party for much married men.

Pt.6......have to go and meet boss......on pg.2

Edited by avisva - 16 years ago

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esha

@blueocean_787

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 16 years ago

Esha, boss has me stuck in LuLand and wants to meet me there on tuesday. haven't heard from her since!! u say switzerland now and she's going to kill me!! next update in diary is 2morrow.

@Avi, ok waiting for your reply... do update.... any other assistance required from me...

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Nitty

@Nitty2910

Rocker

Posted: 16 years ago

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Oh ho!!! This is great me is loving it... good job boos and Anu??avisva

and if you need help from me for anything, just let me know... would surely love to do it for the new kompany..😆😆😆

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