We can also have:
1) Prinderia(Pri-inder fights),
Curable only if u have guts to got to the police station rather than hiding in the toilet.
Symptoms: U always have a bandage somehwre on you
2) Damruneria
Incurable
Symptoms: U ask someone not to accompany u in a meeting, but then u cahnge your mind. U become impressed by that person.
3) Priosheria
Incurable
Symptoms: u want to doble thanks and the person leaves abruptly like u r not there
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4) and not to forget fashioneriaš.
Incurable
Symptoms: U try the weirdest things, colours, yet u look hot! U bump into you sis-in-law and taste improves.
5) Spookeria (with me was also fibronegon(in brown)
Etiology: revengeria,maaeria,balrajeria
Curable if u steal your bros clothes and hair gel or once after gettn operated for revengeria
Symptoms: U stand behind pple who enter your house without their knowledge or you r sleeping like a baby but suddenly wake up and stare at the person looking down at you.
Avoiding a beautiful hot girl, making her cry, scaring her 2 death by appearing from behind without shaving...waking up in a horrible way...
side effects: ruderia again
6) Daminderia
Curable: need a hot, macho, multitasking BG or his bro in office
Symptoms: someone shoots you and asks if u r fine. Some one wears tents, breaks natraj pencils, and at times your BG's head
7) Maa-eria
Curable but leads to other disease such as daminieria, avnieria, etc etc.
Symptoms: always leads to the teen ki shakti, whenevr in the most romantic mood u have flashbacks of ur mother.
Side effects: Can lead to Revengeria
8) Nutteria
Incurable
Symptoms: u r always on LNMDJ forum, u r laughing all the time, u make the silliest of postsš¤£
9) Workeria
Incurable
Symptoms: u do all the work, manager, guard, chief sec head, dance/action director, nurse, lover, revenger, etc, etcš
10)LNMDJeria
Incurable
Symptoms: You r suffering from if not all than most of the diseases mentioned on this post. You r proud of being mad. š¤£. You dont like the revenge track but still cant wait for the video to be uploaded on you-tube. Basically, other pple have lost hope on you and instead joined this forum.š
11) Puncheria
Incurable
Symptoms: Jab bhi gussa aaye use dho daalana
12) Shaadieria
Incurable
Symptoms: jab kuch samajh mein na aaye, har socalled plan fail ho, bhai se dar lage, ajeeb ajjeb falsbacks ho, toh aadmi jhatpat shaadi kare
By Ekta
13) Damineria -
Incurable
Symptoms - When you go about thinking your the toughest girl in town .. enough to carry guns around, not really bothered about anything .. and bash up guys at any given point! Yet .. makes you feel a girl/woman enough to surrender to love's calling! Bottomline .. either way, makes u feel goooood about yourself
14) Laugheria
Incurable
Symptoms - When you fall off your chair everytime you read such hilarious posts! š¤£ When you keep going back to read the same everytime you need a dose of laughter! š¤£ When anytime .. anywhere .. you just burst out laughing thinking of the comments posted in such threads! (that is me .. suffering this part .. especially when am at work! š š)
15) Runeria
Incurable
Symptoms - When you're running away from your feelings for someone .. When you're running behind someone in the name of revenge ... When you're running behind an adiyal horse to save your adiyal boss! š¤£
By Zainab
16) Ilairea
Symptoms: When you keep saying Ila Gural ko sabak sikhaan he hoga ga...as a chant everytime you see the revenge bhoot
17) Prithvieria
Symptoms: be a stuntman..lassoing horses..shooting from motorbikes..run for boss' dupattas..
18) Teddyeria
teddy's in every colur to keep up with jiju's multi hued shirts...so you feel jiju ki company nahin.to teddy sahi..
19) Horsearia
Symptoms: when you realise horses are more than for riding...they are there to line marofy the boss..to romance the boss...to taunt the boss and if strong enough...to ride..
20) Lap.eria...
Symptoms: When your Boss uses your lap more than her feet because her feet always let her down..
21) Doctoria
Symptoms: When your doctor is more in your home than the hospital...
22) teareria..
Symptoms: When the name Jai is enoguh to send your tear ducts in overdrive....
Side effects: May trigger tsunami (my own-sistu)
23) Adilyeria..
Symptoms: when there is the adiyal Ghoda..Ghodi and Ghada
24) Golderia (assisted by Krupur (in dark blue))
Symptoms: when you dress smart but act dumb..when you score over fishes and teddies for friendship...when you think the hottest dude you have met is Baba Kamdev.Infection of the ear that makes it hard for one to comprehend goldie's dialogues.
Incurable As long as you stick around with Rosh..
Symptoms: when you got guns instead of barbies..gifted guns instead of diamonds...Your best friend was a holster touting BG with not one but two guns..
26) Bandageria....
Symptoms: When Damini us ka naam ..pati karna us ka kaam..be it it shredding a duppata...a curtain..a tent ..or keepnig real bandages for an err emergency
By Bugs
27) Biceperia
Symptoms: when larger than ur face biceps strts getting paused to cover more than half of the screen and when it looks like it automatically grew after wearing ur shirt and ur sleeves needs to b torn in order to free ur evergrowing biceps u know which disease u got here
28) Dannirea
Symptoms: when u fail to notice the raas leela going on in the tabela u work and on the horse u take care of .....u r suffering frm .....ji haa u r rite!
29) Inderia
Symptoms: well this is the most dangerous one .......when ur brain cells get completly destroyed and u r no more capable of living in this civilzed world ....and aliens too kick u off frm their planet ,letting u hang sumwhere in teh space......and u bcum sumone like ......u know frm which dangerous disease u r suffering from
30) dambulleria (u guess which one is thisš)
Symptoms: whenever after being shot ur head unnecessarily shoves towards damini's shoulder and u continue to do so untill her shoulder breaks .....u have dambulleria
when u hav been shot to save a girl and even then ur stupid mind is thinking of impressing tht gal (wat more u will do dude) u have dambulleria!
when a gal is repaetatively takintg ur name ......10 times in 10 seconds and then also u think ...."uske muuh par sirf mera naam hona chahiye" yes u r rite u hav dambulleria š
By Fibronogen
31) balrajeria
symtoms.... u start losing your capacity of logical thinking, u make weird revenge plans n c 2 that they r executed well by ur siblings, u get intermittent visuals of burning n teen ki shakti vachan....
signs n symptoms get exaggerated following a passionate moment
side effects... RUDEriaš
32) DUTYERIA
signs n symptoms: u start staring at ur boss like ur eyes will pop out any sec, take a bullet for your boss n still insist 2 drive despite taking medical help, enter boss's room in early morning hours without knockin 2 c if shez fine, go on a date with boss, kick chimpodiles out of ur boss life, take ur boss on a romantic horse ride, smelling boss beautiful hair, complimenting ur boss on her looks......
may lead to loveriaš
33) FALLERIA
curable-but often patients refuse 2 get cured
etiology; a super hot bg
symptoms; are seen only when ur hot bg is in 5meter radius 2 protect u..... patient falls, trips,slips, skids frequently, sometimes with extrinsic factors influence like horse, cupboard etc.. but many a times its jus like that
34) buttoneriaš
Incurable
symptoms: when ever u r having a talk wid ur hot bg, (who hardly has 2 or 3 buttoned shirt, chiseled chest peeping out) u invariably keep checking him out n staring interemittently droolingš
35) HAIRERIAš¤Ŗ Incurable
this is a combination diseaseš¤....
symptoms noticed only when 2 patients of haireria come breathtakingly close symptoms: ur hair starts smelling great, hair flies in wind beautifullyš, n people in forum go gaga about ur hair n disscuss all the possible hair products u useš
36) CHANGERIA
Incurable
cause: your boss's designer wardrobeāļø
symptoms: whenever u c your boss flaunting a new designer outfit u cant resist changing ur semi buttoned shirts in nano seconds
37) protecteria
Symptoms:the guy can actually be rude to u...n will make u loose ur temper.. but when sees a drunkard, from a reasonable distance, misbehaving with u( even if he is actually notš ) he punches hard enough to break his mandible into pieces
By Krupur
38) 3-ki-shaki-itis:
Symptoms: inflammatory condition leading to joining hands in front of sleeping mum or a picture or phone or tv or yup yup lawyer or any possible thing on this planet and reiterating cheesy dialogues such as "hume yeh karna hi hogaaaaaaa""
39) Nautanki-itis-
Symptoms: another inflammatory condition which causes one to make impulsive decisions such as sindoor vivaah in devi mandir at 3 :00 in the morning that too without a panditji!!!
40) lacrimitis----->
Incurable
Symptoms: inflammation of the lacrimal glands in the eyes that causes one's tear ducts to dry up on seeing avni's tsunami attack
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