Ria ka Adda: Mausijee.. marna cancelled

Here instead of me gifting you something for your birthday you gave me the Adda charge for the day! 😉😊 Anu I am telling you this is not such a good idea.. chalo... aur duniya mein hum aaye hain toh jeena hi padega.. Adda khulna hai agar toh usse kholna bhi padega 🤣(bad PJ) 😉



Anu, Ria, Anjana, An, Sanju, Vaishali, Mehr, Nupur, Karishma, Manna, Natz, Kat, Sanaa, Aditi, Jyoti, Somya, Shilpa, Sheetal, Aruna, AnuT, Ruhani, Agas, Shreya, Meera, Cherry, Nafy, Pavs, Raga, Bliss, Farha, Lata, Aakriti, Tulli, Parm, Arshiya, Manisha, Ginger, Mandy, Boby, Lavi, Ishi, Sonia, Lavz, Neha, Hero, Sarabjeet, Nandz, Stuti, Anjali, Samiya, Zooni, Pink, Nayela, Sam1111, Coldy, Minakshi, all the Adda members and those silent ones who without fail hit a like hit - thanxs for making the Adda experience an enriching one! 🤗🤗

A huge round of applause to the actors Karan Kundra, Kritica Kamra, Satyajeet Sharma, Papiya Sengupta, Neena Gupta, Virendra Saxena, Hiten Tejwani, Pooja Gor, Shresht Kumar, Sudha Shivpuri, Sheeba Chadda and a host of other actors who made KMH so likable and memorable.👏 To the creatives thanks for entertaining us the best way you could! 👏👏 All the best to you in all your endeavors! 👏 👏

Grabbing the mike from the senti-mental side.. "Chup kar oye!!!".. yells the the ROFLing half who has been itching and roaring to go .. can you blame it? 😆😆 Ok onto the episode now but before we proceed I need to chadhao sawwa rupaye ka virtual nariyal.. for making my virtual wish come true 😍 🤣

So episode shuru and yeh kya.. rewind kar diya??? 😲 😆 Pagalon who wants to see Akshita run again and Punji take baby steps??🤣🤣 Humko sirf.. Nahiiiiiiiiii Ruk Jaooo sunana hai..😍😍🤣 lekin nahi... 😡 😆 so Jailor 1 orders Punji to take off his chappals.. wahan Akshita also takes off her shoes .. yeh kya jailor ne akaashwani ki thi kya?🤣🤣 I am sure I did not FF 😲🤣🤣 Any way she is running running..bhagoooooooo... I would guess at a speed of 10 mph and comes to the jail and wohi sab kal ka baasi convo mute mein kiya.. TG.. I would have gone into a coma now 🤣🤣 wahan jailor 1 showing us he knows how to count down for the second time..🤪 🤣 while Panditji and Doctor with ek dum dhinchak sunglasses looking on.. me loving those Cyclops type glasses..😎 🤣 tabhi jailor 2 ka cell baja..😉 but jailor 1 continues count down..ajeeb admi hai rukta hi nahi 🤣🤣 I thought he would at least take a break and say band kardo tumhara cell.. 😡🤣par nahi... 1,2 buckle my shoe shoe still on 🤣🤣 So Punji ke mooh pe black cloth, jallad ke haath on the lever, jailor 1 cannot count into negative so stops at zero and jailor 2 shouts Ruk Jaooooooooo... 👏 Yippppieeee koi toh chillaya.. 🤣 uff Arohi ne nahi lekin.. 😆she's praying on her knees outside the jail.. 😉 Phaasi ruk gayiii🤣🤣 Punji ka face kyun nahi dikhaya bey? 😡🤣🤣

Ok so jailor 2, hawaldar and lawyers ki sena watching HP ki CD with Akshita or is she Arohi now? Kya farak padta hai? 🤣🤣🤣 .. Ganga phirse gayab.. kidhar doob gayi yeh?? 🤣 Can you ask for a full refund for services not delivered by a lawyer?? 🤣🤣🤣 Govt lawyer saying this is the first time someone made a U-turn from phaasi..🤪🤪 oye hindi movies dekh.. usmein U-turn hi U-turn hote hai.. koi phaasi nahi chadhta.. 🤣🤣 So they confirm Punji ki phaasi cancel aur uska marna bhi cancel.. 🤣

DK comes and wakes up Savita (I thought she had fallen asleep 😉) in their ghar ka mandir telling her uska beta zinda hai..🤪🤪 oye DK..soooooo disappointed in you.. you looked like a postman delivering the news not a dad..🤣🤣 wahan Bua does some filler talk with Salil 😕😉🥱... seriously who cares??🤣 Show us Punji 😉😳 While Salil gets a call and he does b'wood chaap ....kya???🤪🤣 Akshita crying and walking barefoot on Mumbai ka hot concrete..😲😕 questioning how could did she not trust Arjun? 😉 Kya itni Mohabbat thi??😉😉 Oye Adde se pooch teri bewaafai ke baare mein.. tujhe kitne dande aur ande pade hain iss baath par...🤣🤣

So Arjun looking ekdum hatta katta back-from-a-salon-post-facial-minty-fresh..😍 and into Mittals and Punjs custody..🤪 🤣 taking ashirwaad and aa gale lag jaa... 😳 😊 Salil comes and maroes jhappi... 😲😲door ho jaa... dost ke naam par kalank... you never defended him abhi jhappi marne ke liye # 1 🤣Arjun poore time mooh hi nahi khola.. uske mooh mein ladooo tha kya??😲 🤣 He looks so not interested in this Bharat Milaap, I tell you 🤣🤣Paddy is worried she's going to jail.. some utterly butterly ridiculous timepass.. 🤪😲😲 She does AP ki aarti.. 😍 while DK looks smug??😆🤣 Oye.. yeh job DK ka tha.. aarti utarneka.. abhi kangal ke saath unemployed bhi ho gaya bichara.. 🤣🤣 any ways.. Paddy is going on teerth yatra .. Padmalaxmi take this entire clan with you and leave them there only.. useless parents, friends, uncles and aunts.. 🤣🤣(Sheeba Chadda the actress was awesome in this scene!! 👏👏)

Wahan Akshita finally gets home and talks to HP ka photo.. dont ask what I dont remember.. mere man mein FF kar daala....🤣🤣 All I remember is she get up and moves so slowly.. snails will win the running race with her 🤣 .. and sees KS standing behind..👏👏 After a brief eyelock.. 😲 😕😆 he tells her she has no answers to why she refused to marry AP, marry KS, not marry KS, turn into Akshita etc... what a waste of time this is.. yawn yawn...🥱🥱 He tells her in 2.5 yrs she could not become Arohi Singh 😆😆 But.. he finally turns mahan and says he wants her to go back to AP.. 🤣 Arre yaar AP ke paas nahi jayegi toh aur kaunsa hero ane wala hai abhi in 4 days for her?? 🤣🤣 So he finally says he's HP ka beta and will do his duty and takes the ashes urn from her👏👏 Episode over.. give me an award.. I did not FF anything and told you the entire truth nothing but the truth! 🤣🤣🤣So as a result you get this loooooooooog post.. 🤗🤗

Final verdict: Good performances 😊👏

Haan toh bhai if you are still reading this after the post. Jara rules bhi padh li lo.. aur chaar lines padh kar tumhara kya jayega?🤣

1. There is no scope to use naughty or out of context words.. everyone in KMH has reformed so you guys reform too!😆
2. The cast has morphed in the past 9 months to a stage we all like.. no master touches required. So use a anti-itch lotion if there's a khujli in your hands to do any such harkat. 😆
3. Please use @ quote otherwise sab ke dil ki baat dil mein reh jayegi with no more space left to do bak bak. 😉
4. Like hits marna hai toh maro - sade ande, tamatar, personal attacks nahi. If you want please take phool udhar from Mehr the phoolwali pari and woh maro chalega.... 😆 p.s I like gardenias, peonies and calla lilles. 😉😆

Thank u all for the wishes.....believe me this is the longest bday I have ever celebrated 😆 I mean Iam yet to celebrate 😆😆 Dinner ke liye getting ready its still 6 in the evening 😳😆 but I have been in this bday mood for last 1 day 😆😆 All thanks to Adda buddies in India who started wishing me 12:AM IST 😳. Once again a big thank-u all of u 🤗 . This has indeed turned out to be a very very spl bday 🤗🤗 Adda made it spl and one to remember for 🤗🤗.

link to CC ...:AdDa:.... (aka RKA from KMH forum) i know i havnt add some of u...will doo soon 😊
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@minni....what a post yaar🤣🤣🤣.....me laughing from end to start i mean starting to end 🤣.....


i was juss about to give u an award THEN I SAW THIS....I SEE U FF SOME OF THE BEST SCENES BUA AND SALIL🤣🤣>>>> wahan Bua does some filler talk with Salil 😕😉🥱... seriously who cares??.....give us proff u watched this part🤣....


YES FINALLY FOUND HEAD PHONES🤣

achi bhali love story ka khachumbar banane ki recipe lies in Mr. Nair's office, chuck the show when a lot of loopholes have to be covered and give the creative team no time to wrap it up…nateeja, make sure the audience hates it by the time it's over…anyway Closeup for the 4th last time presents Kitani Mohabbat Hai…


Hangman's noose, Arjun walking towards it…BG mein grandfather clock ka tick tock on cut to Arohi, who's still running…am I watching yesterday's epi I think? Nah…it's a faaltu filler, BT world special when they want to waste time…but why? We've only got 3 more episodes after this…speed it up we want to see some romance…lekin nai…satyanaash ho in logon ka…acha khair…Aro running, Arjun walking to the hangman's noose…slowly slowly…they have all the time in the world…BG mein tick tock on time waits for nobody…jailer asks Arjun to take off his slippers, BG mein drums start beating and aunties humming Kitani Mohabbat Hai…Awara Pagal smiles (why? 😕) takes off his slippers…upar wale ka karna dekho same time Ajeeb Singer takes off her shoes…AP ka padyatra slowly slowly shuru…AS ne maari speed…BG mein drums and aunties full on killing my ears, AS running, jallad tying AP's hands chillar party (read: jailer 1 & 2, doctor, pandit and lawyer) looking on…AS reaches the jail, yesterday's convo mute mein, they decide to kill us with the BG instead of the crappy lines, ki farq penda ae?...audience ko maarna hai kaise bhi maaro…acha…BG mein dhoom tana aaa starts, AS falls to her knees crying 'na ja re sayan chura k baiyan' 🤣 jailer ka countdown starts…kitna time waste karte hain? 10 seconds puray kerne k liye they took 50…sach mein these people na lazy bums…khair…jailer 2 shouts 'ruk jao'…kya yaar…how boring was that…itnay bets lagaey adda per sab ne…some said Dhondz ka entry hoga…some were betting on Aro…mennu pata thaa jailer bolay ga…😛meine nai lagai koi bet…😆 jailer says rok do ye phansi…AP ka kala kapra taken off his face…bechaara Awara Pagal ka confused expression…sorry peeps, I can't decipher what Mr. Langdon tried to convey…mera best guess is AP was scared thinking no jail no phansi…matlab me zinda and out to bear with the Ajeeb Singer again…nahiii… 🤣 acha see how the jallad is all smiling wiling in the background?? 🤣...ahaha…15 minutes of fame for the jallad guy…😆 cut to the jailer's office where the cops and sarkaari lawyer watching the CD on yet another LCD…🤣 lawyer saying wah kya chamatkaar hua 🤣 and jailer tells Aro she saved Punji his family has been informed and she should meet him…but nai…Aro bani phir se zinda laash walks off…BG mein sad wala aaa on…AS walking on the same street…BTW, the street was cemented, there was no bitumen, suggests they shot for the scene somewhere in BT ka parking lot or whatever…it wasn't a road…khair Ajeeb Singer k ander ki awaaz 'kyu Arohi, kitni mohabbat karti thee tu Arjun se, kyu vishwaas nahi kiya uss pe?...' yadda yadda…AS crying…flashback and Arjun pleading asking her to trust him and all, cut back to present and AS ka 'kya yehi mohabbat thee meri?' Rekha Modi I love you for this line…AS wonders uski mohabbat kya thee? We wonder dil ki dunya kya thee…thanks to stupid SN & NDTV we'll never find out…👎🏼 😡cut to Savi & DK…Dakku Daddy bana Dukhi Kisaan…tells a sleepy Savi bhagwaan ne tumhari pratna sunli Arjun is alive…she looks at him like he's a martian 🤣 and finally breaks down crying…cut to another faaltu filler…Salil & MB in conversation…yawn…Salil gets a call and phone per totally shocked 'kya?' and we go for a much needed break…


Back from the paas jitna behtar utna Closeup break and KMH wale breaking their own record for the most pathetic BG's ever…sarey ga sa sa garey sa re ga sa pa…nida pa ga sa sa…blah blah, blah blah… 😡 😡😡AP back home…taking Savi ka aashirvaad Awara Pagal looking like an Acha Poster…kya handsome lag raha thaa munda…😳 gana yaad aagaya, 'dekha jo tujhe yaar dil mein baji guitar' 😳 jail se aaker ager harr banda itna handsome hojata hai toh me sending mine 🤣 (when I find one i.e.😳) Paddy with phati phati eyes thinking CD bahir kaise gayee aur mein phas toh nahi jaon gee? Whereas the rest of the faaltu family smiling wiling…jasoosi BG for Paddy…Purvi jasoos bahu asking her sasu ma why she's looking at her hands? Please, the last thing I want to see in the upcoming episodes is Paddy ka parda faash…let her be…maaf karo…show me AA…acha…Salil hugs AP telling him 'mein tujhe aaj yahan dekh ker kitna khush hun' adda girls naraz saying drama kar raha hai…me thinking sahee toh keh raha hai…AP back, will slog in the office, revive P&M so Salil can stop working and 24/7 utaaro Poo ki aarti…🤣 Paddy ka faaltu comedy, and then doing AP ki aarti…shouldn't Savita be doing that? 😕I mean, she's the mother right??...khair…Paddy going to Haridwaar…*YAWN*…]I am LEAST interested…3 more to go…I WANT TO SEE MORE OF AA!!...cut to Akshita/ Arohi ki phenkam phenki ki dukaan…matlab her house…AS sad wad walks up to baba ki tasveer with his asthiyaan with crap talk about baba k asool…sachai coming out and it's time to vasarjit his asthiyan…acha she takes around 25 seconds to get up and turn around and an ultra lame and slow BG makes the 25 seconds seem like 25 minutes to me…🤣 and BG mein achanak khatarnaak music with male aaa aaa's starts and there's mamoo aka KS standing there…seriously…he looks like Arohi's chacha maama…🤣 and both Aro & KS instead of looking like rich superstars paupers lag rahe hain…bhikaaris at best…and I have a new song for them 'gareebon ki suno voh tumhari sunay ga' they can go to Maddy & Timberlake ka concert with a katora in hand and sing it…🤣 the desi audience will give em a few chillars…🤣🤣


Back from the break and it's mahaanta time for KS…wow, totally unexpected nahi? HT ka character becomes a mahaan tyaagi…how many times has he done this before??...pakka character assassination…I loved the KS who was a badass…pandit kali charan…black beauty…amawas ki kali raat…bhenji looking Malika Sherawat…countless lines that made me love him and hate him at the same time…satyanaash karditta!...😡acha KS is HP ka beta so he gives HP ki beti yaani his behna 🤣 a gyaan that she should go back to Arjun and yadda yadda…then asks to vasarjit the aasthiyan…and here I have a song each for KS & Aro, he can sing 'papa kehte thay bada naam karey ga' 🤣 and she can sing 'bhaiya mere rakhi k bandhan ko nibhaana' 🤣


Episode ends, KS has the love of his life HP ki asthiyaan, AS all set to go back to AP…no palkon ki chav mein for me today…the uploader stopped the video at copyright NDTV Imagine 2009…yay! 😃



Episode rating: 7/10- again both good and bad…good cos of the actors, bad cos it had lots of unnecessary faaltu fillers…


Kritika Kamra- you are marvellous…I toh just loved your performance today…Arohi Sharma ka pyaar will probably never be justified (probably cos me hoping and trying for season 2) but Kritika Kamra the actor is so, so good…

Karan Kundra- your deewani number 1 told me to praise you and I was thinking acha toh mujhe lagta hai, but bohot tareef nai hoti, kya likhun gee?? 😕 but thanks for helping me out…you were good today, and uff post jail you looked so dishy…pulchritudinous…wow…are you blushing?? Shy boy…😛 me blushing mucho today…batting eyelids…going uff thinking Kat hoti dekh ker gir jaati…maarey khushi k yaara…uff…and the haircut suits you…

The rest were good too…

P.S. KK squared were too good in SBS today, I am so going to miss em on SBS...maybe more than I'll miss KMH...😳


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I ❤️ pagalpan, help me and my pagal buddies...we want season 2 and we need your help in doing NDTV ka satyanaash and dimaag kharaab so we can continue ROFLing at BT ka pagalpan!

bakwas episdoe..where are all the emotions, the feelings..arjun has sudenly forgiven everyone. Where is his anger, why isnt anyone begging for his forgiveness..kaminay salil, he goes to give him a jhappi...i want to smack them all

@ Minnie
lovely👏 n a hilarious post
jst luved da line "So Arjun looking ekdum hatta katta back-from-a-salon-post-facial-minty-fresh"🤣
n btw awesome title

"Mausijee.. marna cancelled"🤣

@ Anu- grt update as always👏
n me too will miss there sbs nautanki more than da show i guess😭

@ Sanju-completely agree this was a perfect show they ruined it big tyme
i will never forgive NDTV for this 😡

@ Anjana- ur post watch" Arjun will forgive Arohi in a heartbeat" so true
n may be thats da reason i luv Arjun more than Arohi

n wat u wrote abt Punji's character makes me cry bcoz i realise he will be no more after this friday😭

@Natz- "sarey ga sa sa garey sa re ga sa pa'nida pa ga sa sa'blah blah, blah blah'" 🤣
ur da only one @ adda who can do this jst plain awesome👏

🤣I agree bunderful title, just bunderful 🤣