| Has anyone guessed what today is? It's August 21st, yes, but more than that, it's the birthday of Julle, one of America's favorite and best-loved ...um.....stalkers. Thank goodness this day only comes but once a year, otherwise of course the bar would all be empty of liquor within a few hours' time. Where would all the drinkers go? Here are just a few reasons why I had to make this post, apart from the fact the other mods were busy getting a tan: Trina's Top 10 Favorite Things About Julle: 1. Nobody imagines flying hippos better, or more often. 2. She's as nice drunk as she is sober. 3. Never a dull moment when she is there. 4. Bartenders everywhere look forward to her visits. 5. Great taste in friends. 6. Even better taste in clothing. 7. The best business partner around. 8. Always testing the drinks to make sure they meet our high standards of quality. :)) 9. The world's best stalking teacher. 10. you wont find a better, more caring, honest and funnier friend around than her. Now, here are a few words of inspiration from your co-drinking friends in the Pub: gaganjotsooch: hey hey... everyone... Komal Mirza: hello! trina: hey gagan!! gaganjotsooch: Today is a very special day trina: why sis gaganjotsooch: we all are going to have some amazing fun at the pub.... Komal Mirza: cuz it's almost september! gaganjotsooch: and guess what gaganjotsooch: ??????????? trina: what???? Komal Mirza: kill the suspense! trina: yeah stop it sis trina: i hate that gaganjotsooch: ? Komal Mirza: out with it woman! gaganjotsooch: It is someone's special Birthday............ trina: sissssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Komal Mirza: who who who? gaganjotsooch: This time... no soft drinks... trina: well our birthdays already passed gaganjotsooch: you have to get tallliiiiiii trina: u mean hard drinks? gaganjotsooch: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Komal Mirza: Talli? TALLLLLIIIII where are you????? gaganjotsooch: Ready to get TALLI WITH TALLII?????????? gaganjotsooch: Komal Mirza: YEAH gaganjotsooch: (okay sorry sorry ) Komal Mirza: well. i can do it without her! gaganjotsooch: Komal ya we know you can ... gaganjotsooch: but there are others .. Komal Mirza: rofl! Komal Mirza: i never do! gaganjotsooch: who dont know how to get talli gaganjotsooch: and today at this special occasion ... gaganjotsooch: on OUR TALLI...... Julles BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!1 gaganjotsooch: no one can leave without getting talli.... gaganjotsooch: With the best bar tender in Town ... Trinz.. gaganjotsooch: you bet ya we will be partyiinggggg the whole night Komal Mirza: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Komal Mirza: okay I promise I'll get Talli today! In honor of the name I gave her! Komal Mirza: But you said it was someone special's birthday today! Komal Mirza: Julles is the OTHER kind of special Komal Mirza: gaganjotsooch: trina: Komal Mirza: Okay!!!! trina: um what other kind is that gaganjotsooch: well... we cant help it .... we have to treat special people with special care.. Komal Mirza: MENTAL! Komal Mirza: rofl! gaganjotsooch: trina: oh
Komal Mirza: okay di..... this is the first time I'm gonna say this, but.... BRING ON THE BOOZE! trina: hahaha trina: you wont drink for our birthday : but youll do it for HER??
Komal Mirza: Yeah! she's TALLI! I didn't name her that for nothing!
trina: true trina: ok then trina: *pours a screwdriver* Komal Mirza: bring it on. gags? competition trina : starting you off slow sis* trina: you're new to drinking gaganjotsooch: HEy i am always ready for cometition trina: haha Komal Mirza: BRING IT! Komal Mirza: di make that 2 trina: *pours a screwdriver for gags* Komal Mirza: on the count of 3 trina: yeah i will next bring on julle's fave drink gaganjotsooch: GREAT trina : her drink of choice Komal Mirza: di count us off trina: a nice, dry martini trina: ok trina: 1 trina: 2 trina: 3 Komal Mirza: GO! gaganjotsooch: CHAK DE PHATTE Komal Mirza: *gulps it down* Komal Mirza: next! gaganjotsooch: NEXT trina: *pours several martinis, shaken not stirred, adds olives* trina: GO! trina: komals ahead of you sis Komal Mirza: Next! trina: you need to drink faster trina: *pours one more for K* gaganjotsooch: NEXT Komal Mirza: NEXT! trina: *pours another* trina: *one for K* gaganjotsooch: oh you want to play tough eh? gaganjotsooch: Next trina: lol Komal Mirza: NEXT! trina: *pours for G* trina: *pours for K* gaganjotsooch: Next Komal Mirza: NEXT! trina: *pours for G* trina: *pours for K* gaganjotsooch: NEXT trina: *pours for G* gaganjotsooch: NEXT Komal Mirza: NEXT! trina: ok trina: now we're getting tougher gaganjotsooch: NEXT trina: we're doing double shots Komal Mirza: 2 more for me! trina: ok trina: *double for K* gaganjotsooch: you bet ya gaganjotsooch: me too Komal Mirza: NEXt! trina: *double for G* trina: *double for K* Komal Mirza: NEXTTTT! gaganjotsooch: NEXT trina: *double for K*\ Komal Mirza: NEXT! trina: *double for K* trina: oops trina: *double G* Komal Mirza: HARDER! gaganjotsooch: NEXT trina: ok ok gaganjotsooch: STRONGER trina: *double for K and G* Komal Mirza: NEXT gaganjotsooch: NEXT trina: *doubles for K and G again* Komal Mirza: NEXT! trina: *doubles for K* gaganjotsooch: MAIN TALLLI MAIN TALLI MAIN TALLI HOGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII gaganjotsooch: NEXT trina: good trina: *doubles for G* Komal Mirza: HARD HIT! gaganjotsooch: Next trina: *double for K Komal Mirza: BRING IT ON! Komal Mirza: NEXT!!!! trina: *double for G* trina: ok i think you've been plastered enough gaganjotsooch: (one question how long are we going to do this next ) gaganjotsooch: ROFL trina: yes hahaha Komal Mirza: NEXTTTT! Komal Mirza: it's up to di trina: ok one more gaganjotsooch: NEXTTTTTTTT Komal Mirza: LAST ONE! trina: *pours one more round for koms and gagan* Komal Mirza: count off trina: make it count trina: 1 trina: 2 trina: 3 Komal Mirza: DONE! gaganjotsooch: gulped it down Komal Mirza: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KRAZZY WON! gaganjotsooch: mmaainnnn.... talllllliiiiiiiiii Komal Mirza: main bhi talli gaganjotsooch: hiccup Komal Mirza: oye teri! 3 tallis? gaganjotsooch: maainnn talliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Komal Mirza: hahaha gaganjotsooch: main gaganjotsooch: tallliiiiiiiiiiiiiiii trina: haha gaganjotsooch: hooo oooooo oooo gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa gaganjotsooch: yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee trina: dont you guys see the flying hippos yet? trina: and the TACOS men? Komal Mirza: flying hippos? i see flying elephants trina ok trina: good enough Komal Mirza: RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAHUL! Komal Mirza: I see him1 gaganjotsooch: i seee everryyy thingg.... : gaganjotsooch: Komal Mirza: Komal Mirza: OYEEEEEEEEEEE! 6 GAGS! Komal Mirza: I'm going to GAG! gaganjotsooch: hein?????????? Komal Mirza: WHOOOOOOO gaganjotsooch: ohhhhhhhhhh trina: stars? gaganjotsooch: i want one more drink Komal Mirza: me want 3 trina: um gaganjotsooch: I WANT ONE MOREEEE trina: i think you guys have had enough gaganjotsooch: I WANT ONE MORE DRINK trina: for one night trina: maybe some coffeee trina: is what you need Komal Mirza: tequila SHOTS NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Komal Mirza: yucky yucky coffee trina: no trina: no more trina: u guys are drunk gaganjotsooch: i wannnnnnnnttttttttttttttttttttt... onnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeee mmoorrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (faints) trina: enough trina: man trina: you're just like julle Komal Mirza: AHAHA gags died! trina: apart from trying to steal the keys to the bar trina: she just passed out Komal Mirza: *grabs gags' feet* TALLI MAIN TALLI MAIN TALLI HOGAYEE trina: i am just so happy gaganjotsooch: *wakes up ... I WANT ONE MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (passes out) trina: ROFL Komal Mirza: *drags Gags to door* Komal Mirza: bye bye GAGS! Komal Mirza: DI! Komal Mirza: ONE MORE
trina: ok coffee for both of you Komal Mirza: yucky cofffee! trina: black and strong trina: yes trina: we need to get soberish Komal Mirza: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW gaganjotsooch: *Wakes Up.. DONT YOU KICK ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/.... trina: haha trina: *pours two coffees into cups* gaganjotsooch: EWWWW Komal Mirza: YUCCCKYYYY gaganjotsooch: coffeeee trina: drink it trina: NOW gaganjotsooch: YUCK gaganjotsooch: passses out... Komal Mirza: BLEH! trina: come on gaganjotsooch: trina drink trina: i know it tastes bad Komal Mirza: me a good girl! *empties cup* trina: good Komal Mirza: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW trina: come on Komal Mirza: pukey time trina: gags trina: hello gaganjotsooch: ewwwwwwwwwwwww trina: come on Komal Mirza: OOPS! trina: drink it trina: i dont have all day Komal Mirza: sorry gags *pukes on gag's shoes* gaganjotsooch: YUCKKKKK Komal Mirza: heheheheheheheh gaganjotsooch: GROSSS
trina: ok guys gaganjotsooch: GET AWAY YOU KRAZZYYYYY Komal Mirza: I'm the youngest! Komal Mirza: you have to be nice to me! Komal Mirza: Di!!!! *hugs di* gaganjotsooch: yuckkkk gaganjotsooch: WONDER WHY KIDS DRINK MORE THAN THEY CAN HANDLE
Komal Mirza: Di.... PYAARI Di.... *hugs di again* trina: yuk trina: ok guys trina: what next gaganjotsooch: lmao Komal Mirza: rofl! trina: ok guys trina: i hate to do this trina: but i will have to throw you both trina: from the pub trina: because i am out of stock Komal Mirza: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO trina: yes gaganjotsooch: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO trina: you guys drank all my stock Komal Mirza: oBUT I WANT ONE MORE DRINK trina: all i have left is a few cans of diet coke trina: too bad Komal Mirza: no! trina: youll have to go next door\ Komal Mirza: they won't let us in trina: tyeah true trina: who would yaar? you're drunk
Komal Mirza: no they said we can't cuz we know juji trina: ohh Komal Mirza: didn't u see the sign??? DAGS CATS< JULLES AND HER FRIENDS NOT ALLOWED! trina: yeah even better reason trina: which means of course even i cant go Komal Mirza: bartenders can go! trina: ok well i still hv to close the bar Komal Mirza: GAGS fell asleep on my shoulder and she's DROOLING! ewwwww trina: bec you guys drank every last drop
trina: well wake her up and take a cab or something Komal Mirza: *smacks gags on the face* WAKE UPPPP!!! gaganjotsooch: (DAMN WHY CANT WE CUSS) gaganjotsooch: WTF trina: hahaha Komal Mirza: WE HAVE TO GOOOOOOOOO trina: i dont know trina: you can cuss all you want trina but you still have to go gaganjotsooch: I WANT TO DRINK trina: because its closing time Komal Mirza: DI SAYS GET OUT trina: yeah, and i want to go to bed trina: yeah gaganjotsooch: YELLS AT KOMZIE>.. I WANT TO DRINK trina: di says get out trina: tomorrow you wont want to drink Komal Mirza: ORFL! Komal Mirza: oppps slurring Komal Mirza: ORFL ORFL ORFL! gaganjotsooch: I WANNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTT TOOOOOOOO DRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN * passes out trina: trust me trina: ok trina: komster trina: take gags and get her into the cab Komal Mirza: I'll DRAG HER CARCUSS OUT! trina: *car beeps* Komal Mirza: KK *picks up gags' legs and drags her out* trina: there it is!! trina: finally |
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