Chetan: New MAC mouth-piece

Yesterday's episode was a first for Chetan, he spoke more than Akash and Marc combined in the Daak. Since he's safe from elimination, I guess he no longer feels the need to be nice. Finally, he can come out of his shell. Either that or Marc/Akash are putting him forward because THEY are not safe from the elimination. What do you think?

MAC quotes (to inspire you 😉 ):

MARC (M)
"What happened to the brinjol?" 😃
"Thought process theekh nahi tha"
"We are all from respectable families" 😲
After LC: "No, no, no..."
"Humare teen ka khana side mai rakh dena"
"tum log ne hum se apologise nahi kiya tha"
"We need to hear, there was a mistake committed"

Akash (A)
"All the boys have lost weight, 8-8 kilos, how come the girls have not lost weight? It's something to think about bro" (may be you were already overweight to begin with, bro 😉 😛 )
"Now it should be a group, 4 Vs. 4" (toh kaun banega Fantastic 4? 😊 )
"I'm on a fast bro, I don't want to eat"
"Kya jhoot bolti hai yaar... cmon guys you all are just doing this for the brinjol?"
"Your guilty.. finish"
"Ek aurat ko, apne dairay mai rehna chahiye"
"Panga hi nahi lena hai mujhe" (Akash backing out from a fight? 😲 Now, who will argue with Kash?)
"I felt bad for the fact, main yahan pe chup chap baitha tha..." (Akash chup chaap?!! I think the balance of the universe might have been shook up here... 😛)

CHETAN (C)
In the Daak Ghar, during rain..
"Tu aaraam se baith yahan"
"Those two baingans look so less yeah?" 😃
"..Gobi bhi kitni kam hai... I was so shocked, maine khud kaate thay.."
..and afterwards
"You have no sense, it's so shameless what you did right now, I don't want to talk to you" (Qutty qutty qutty, I'm qutty with everyone 😛)
Mona cries..
"It's a drama dude.. I am so sick, so sick" (we know 😉 )
"Games khelne hai, to welcome" (ok, let's play kabaddi 😃 )
After LC: "NOOO! I'll kill you man!"
After JC: "Jab free fall hua, the rush was unbelievable... I'm feeling WOW"
"People were looking so small"
"It's not about the brinjol!"
"Mai yahan shayad stupid lag raha hoon... this is not a family" (if it was, you would be the angsty misunderstood teenager 😃 )
"Main bhi kelonga abhi!"

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Disclaimer: This post is in no way an attack on Brinjols, I like brinjols 😊 and thank you youtube for allowing me to rewind and re-play 😊
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Arre, Rainbow! Itni badi post! 😛 But seriously, probably being safe for this week is the catalyst for him to show his true colours... Detailed comments about the other stuff follow...


@brinjol: LOL... Elocution classes, anyone?! 😆 😆


@Maybe you were already overweight to begin with bro:
😆 😆 Actually, when he said that the guys have lost weight and the girls haven't... I was reminded that I've said this sentence before in a somewhat similar situation. For one of my lab rotations during my M.Sc. days, I was working with 11 girls, who would dump all their work on me and leave for frequent cofee breaks, muffin breaks, lunch breaks, more coffee breaks, and at 1800 sharp, all the pending work would automatically become mine. So one day, when I lost my temper, I ended up saying the same thing to them through clenched teeth, usw...
So, I empathise with Akash (but only in this instance)...


@Akash chup chaap?!! I think the balance of the universe might have been shook up here... 😛:
Yeah, he beeped more than Anaida, but probably it didn't register in his mind. I have it on good authority, that yesterday he was telepathically communicating with Meena (who is leading his fan club) and congratulating her for being the "junglee of the week". He hopes that with her elevation this week, she will generate enough interest in his favour to lead to his success. 😛 😆 😆


@"Mai yahan shayad stupid lag raha hoon... this is not a family" (if it was, you would be the angsty misunderstood teenager 😃 ):
Its not just yesterday, he's been doing his angst-ridden teenager act for a very long time now... have you forgotten the boys vs girls drama that he put up? Probably he thinks that all teenaged girls in India would be completely enamored with his cute puppy dog appearance... We'll need a teenaged girl to tell us whether he is succeeding with the act or not...


@"Games khelne hai, to welcome" (ok, let's play kabaddi 😃 ):
Rainbow... woh waise hi qutty-qutty-qutty kar rahaa hai, aur tum usse aur agitate kar rahi ho?! Bad girl! If you have any kids of your own, how do you deal with them. I'm tempted to alert child protection services. 😛

🤣🤣🤣Hilarious post, Rainbow Warrior, brilliant.

Ek aurat ko, apne dairay mai rehna chahiye"
"Panga hi nahi lena hai mujhe" >Yeah Akashh aapka toh koi daiyra nahi hai, you are limitless we know!😉

I liked these a lot:

I felt bad for the fact, main yahan pe chup chap baitha tha..." (Akash chup chaap?!! I think the balance of the universe might have been shook up here... 😛) You have no sense, it's so shameless what you did right now, I don't want to talk to you" (Qutty qutty qutty, I'm qutty with everyone 😛)

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ji Immuno! I have to use my creative writing skills somewhere and anyway most of them are quotes and I can see that you also got inspired by some of them, Humare MAC kitne inspirational hai 😉

You said the same thing Akash said?? 😲
Dost, dost na raha, fan, fan na raha...
How could you? NO ONE is allowed to use Akash's lines, they are all copyright 😛

Yes, before Chetan wanted to be in yellow, 'cos he was in red, then he felt the girls team will only win, but he was already born a boy, so couldn't change that.. 😃
I dunno any teenage girls to check with either, sorry 😳

I don't have kids! I'm like 12 years old ok 😛 😉 I have two cats though 😊

Originally posted by: realitybites

🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious post, Rainbow Warrior, brilliant.

Ek aurat ko, apne dairay mai rehna chahiye"
"Panga hi nahi lena hai mujhe"
Yeah Akashh aapka toh koi daiyra nahi hai, you are limitless we know!😉

I liked these a lot:
"I felt bad for the fact, main yahan pe chup chap baitha tha..." (Akash chup chaap?!! I think the balance of the universe might have been shook up here... 😛)
You have no sense, it's so shameless what you did right now, I don't want to talk to you" (Qutty qutty qutty, I'm qutty with everyone 😛)
🤣🤣🤣

Thanks realitybites 😊 I try to entertain fellow members like MAC entertain all of us 😃
(edit note: I had typed out qutty as qutti in the original post, and realised my mistake when I re-read qutti qutti qutti and did a quick edit, hopefully before anyone read it! [:S])

Originally posted by: RainbowWarrior

ji Immuno! I have to use my creative writing skills somewhere and anyway most of them are quotes and I can see that you also got inspired by some of them, Humare MAC kitne inspirational hai 😉

You said the same thing Akash said?? 😲
Dost, dost na raha, fan, fan na raha...
How could you? NO ONE is allowed to use Akash's lines, they are all copyright 😛

Yes, before Chetan wanted to be in yellow, 'cos he was in red, then he felt the girls team will only win, but he was already born a boy, so couldn't change that.. 😃
I dunno any teenage girls to check with either, sorry 😳

I don't have kids! I'm like 12 years old ok 😛 😉 I have two cats though 😊

Yeah, you know... Okay, I stole Akash's words three years before he said them, but I said them in a human tone (not in the Godly manner in which Akash speaks)... So, everything is okay... Dost, fan etc... nothing has really changed. 😛 😆 😆

Yeah... I forgot about the yellow-team red-tem rubbish... LOL--- Chetan has been at it for quite some time. Had Akash not consumed all our attention, we could perhaps have dealt with Chetan in greater detail... 😉 😆

12 years ki ho gayi hai Rainbow, and no children yet , and no teenaged girls in the circle of acquaintances either?! 😲 😆
But as you explain your side of the story with the cats, your indifference to Chetan's childishness becomes understandable. I don't think that the cats bother much about the qutty-qutty-qutty... I know that Mrs. Blot-to-be usually makes a harsh exhaling sound to convey her displeasure to the cat... and even then, the cat doesn't resist any suggestions to play kabaddi... So, I understand, you poor girl, you have so much to learn before you have your children... 😆

@Mohit
I just want to say 'no comment' because I'm laughing too hard!
😆 😆

btw, my cats only play hide & seek and tag, haven't tried kabaddi yet 😊

Originally posted by: RainbowWarrior

@Mohit
I just want to say 'no comment' because I'm laughing too hard!
😆 😆
btw, my cats only play hide & seek and tag, haven't tried kabaddi yet 😊

Thank the God in heaven! I was getting worried that I crossed a line... 😛 😆 😆

BTW, when Mrs. Blot-to-be is not looking, I play mock kabaddi with the cat, and she thoroughly likes it. Probably she thinks that I'm just in a cuddly mood... but anyway... try it out sometime. But only when the neighbours are not looking... they might alert the animal protection services. 😛 😆

Do all the protection services live near your home only? or may be they camp outside your house waiting for you to make a false move! 😃

Does the cat belong to u or Mrs Blot-to-be? Does she know you are calling her by this name? 😃 😉