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Trina's Top 10 Signs of Unbuttoned shirt withdrawal (USW for short)
1. You break into a cold sweat for no reason.
2. When seeing buttoned shirts on mannequins in a store window, your heart skips a beat and you stop and look at them longingly.
3. If you see high-necked tee shirts, your body starts breaking into hives immediately. 🤢
4. You start talking about unbuttoned shirts randomly to your friends.
5. Bursting into tears uncontrollably without cause.
6. Spending excessive time watching bollywood films where the actors wear shirts with few buttons.
7. Spending excessive time watching music videos where the musicians don shirts with few buttons.
8. Purchasing magazines like Gentlemen's Quarterly and Esquire to find models with perfect physiques.
9. Tossing and turning during the night because of lack of sleep. 🥱
10. An undefinable feeling of emptiness and unfulfillment accompanied by acute depression. 🥺
Tum Se Tum Tak
Ganesh Kartikeya
