Lindsay Lohan Confirms Split from Samantha Ronson
After categorically denying it all weekend, Lindsay Lohan finally admitted that she and Samantha Ronson have split. She told E! Online
"We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself."
A "brief break," was it? Because the way I remember it, Samantha changed the locks and physically barred you from attending any of her gigs. If that's the case, then my robbing a pharmacy at gunpoint must just be a "brief break from the laws of civilized society" and my arsenal of prescription drugs must a "brief break from the constraints of reality." Too bad the American penal system doesn't see it your way, Lindsay.
UPDATE: Us Weekly is reporting that the Ronsons have requested a brief police-ordered break from Lindsay, or as the cops like to call it, a restraining order.