Posted:
Ekta's shows should come with a warning.
I propose the following.
WARNING
The following show contains innappropriately stupid tracks that do not belong in a show about eternal-love.
If you are offended by such ridiculous notions as multiple marriages, re-marriages, bigotry, separation due to the birth of illegitimate children, because the supposed love-of-your-life is marrying someone else to save the family honour or by the deaths of spouses/partners, or a damn stupid leap, please switch off your tv now, smash it to peices and bury it 6 feet deep in the garden. We strongly advise you to do this for your own sanity and in the hope that your tempation will be completely quashed. No t.v, no danger.
- The National Association Against Bakwas.
WARNING
The following show contains crap of an unpleasant nature.
All nastiness, stupidity and idiocy was executed by a qualified mad-woman and a licensed-to-kill production house. Do not attempt to sit through such sh*t, even if you think you have the will-power of a nun.
Failure to adhere to these recommendations could result in serious boo-boos.
- The Desi Board of Boo-Boo Prevention.
Anupamaa
