Jab we (were) Upset! :-)( new part pg7) - Page 6

Just like the K serials this one takes a leap too…. One year later

Act V

Scene I

Metoo is lovingly oiling Onebir's beard…

Metoo : hai mere kina sona Sardar!

Onebir : Maaa

Metoo: what Maa…chalo now sit up I will clip your toe nails too…

Onebir ( sheepishly) : Maa actually we went to the salon y'day…they are done!

Metoo: We???…haaan haan…ab meri kya zarorat hai….she is very cunningly taking over everything I like…first she trapped you and now she wont let me do the one job that I like doing the most…clipping your toe nails…

Onebir : Maa stop over reacting….it was not as if she did it herself….the guy at the salon did..

Metoo: WISHY….for God sake say something…

Wishy : Jaanu…come we will rehearse our dialogues….I want you to win an award for your comeback…..maine to speech bhi tayaar kar li hai…

Metoo : why have you rehearsed a speech for MY award

Onebir : he hasn't got too many himself…that is why…he feels deprived

Metoo: listen sweetie don't change the topic….we were talking about Typica…How typical of her to go and do that item song….Baby badi fit fit…that was a direct attack on my waistline Onebu…she is trying to show that she is fitter than me and that she can also clip your toenails… I will not take this lying down…..Sikhni hun main bhi Bhatinda ki…

Wishy : Arre yaar dialogues to original bol lo… tabhi to keh raha hoon APNE dialogues yaad karo

Metoo- ignoring Wishy like always- : Aur ek baat kaan khol ke sun lo I will choose the one who will clip your toenails for you…samjhe???

Onebir has already left the room….he can still hear the parents arguing … the word "toenails" can still be clearly made out in the loud exchange of words….He sighs and looks at his manicured feet…strokes his long beard and heads out for a long walk!

Scene II

Onebir walks into Typica's building complex just a stone's throw away. Sees a group of curious onelookers crowded near the garden

Onebir to himself: O Gawd can't believe she is doing her exercise routine in the garden again

Typica : Hey Baby…Wanna join

Onebir: Naah…Can we go up please….

In the lift

Onebir: I don't like this one bit…you exercising in that garden with everyone around

Typica: Oh c'mmon…I have never seen Wishy uncle complaining when your Mama overdoes…I mean does that treadmill of hers…

Onebir: hey keep my mom out of it…

Typica: (tongue in dimpled cheek) :ok Ok, Come …I will show you the trophy I won for being the most searched on yahoo…

Onebir: Hey don't talk about the award in front of my mom…she is very touchy about the awards bit, you know…

Typica: Who is bringing up mom now??

to be contd...😃

Originally posted by: TallyHo

Metoo: listen sweetie don't change the topic'.we were talking about Typica'How typical of her to go and do that item song'.Baby badi fit fit'that was a direct attack on my waistline Onebu'she is trying to show that she is fitter than me and that she can also clip your toenails' I will not take this lying down'..Sikhni hun main bhi Bhatinda ki'

Hilarious 🤣 🤣 🤣

TallyHo , you are brilliant 👏👏