Bollywood’s most boring romances

Star hook-ups are commonplace, but some manage to make their passion so drab, that you'd rather watch a dentist fill a cavity.

Viveik Oberoi-Aishwarya Rai: Discretion taken to such absurd levels that everyone has lost interest in whatever is currently happening with the couple on their romance front.
Un-sizzle quotient: 7/10

Dino Morea-Nandita Mahtani: Are they together? Or are they not? They have played the guessing game so hard that it looks like they themselves have lost track of their current love life status.
Un-sizzle quotient: 6/10

Ayesha Takia-Farhan Azmi: Ayesha manages to bring in her 'boyfriend' in even the most mundane of conversations, but hold it - she refuses to mention his name! A novel but nevertheless weird way of being discreet.
Un-sizzle quotient: 6/10

Tanushree Dutta-Aditya Dutt: At a time when everyone is so blas about their love lives, Tanushree tries hiding it and how. She needn't do it really, not many are interested.
Un-sizzle quotient: 4/10

Sean Teague-Celina Jaitley: OK, so she's got a new firang by her side. But how is he different from the earlier one? And honestly, do we really even want to know the difference? Nah!
Un-sizzle quotient: 5/10

Amrita Arora-Usman Afzal: Same expression - him serious and intense and her passionate and clinging in every photo frame possible, has made this jodi predictable and yes, BORING!
Un-sizzle quotient: 2/10


• Yana Gupta-Aftab Shivdasani: Hey guys, you are young, good looking and make a great pair. Shouldn't you be shouting from rooftops about your new-found romance rather than rationing out
  "special friend" quotes?!!
  Un-sizzle quotient: 4/10

The juiciest hook-ups...

Bipasha Basu-John Abraham: In spite of their celebrity status, the couple has managed to come across as the most normal twosome in love. No over-the-top mush but being comfy in each other's presence is what sets these lovebirds apart.

Preity Zinta-Ness Wadia: He is by her side most of the time and they don't make any effort to 'hide' their relationship. They seem like great buds, too!


• Shahid Kapur-Kareena Kapoor: They might have slurped their way to notoriety, but the infamous kiss has not affected the lovey-dovey couple. Hurray!

thanx for sharing
i agree that Bips and John look good together and they dont hide it like others but Preity and Ness Wadia, i mean Preity should have chosen some other guy, he's 🤢

Thanxx for the article! 😊

i loooooove bipasha and john. they much such a cuteeee couple.

oh btw i never knew amrita arora was going out with usman afzal. infact i dont even know who that guy is???? 😕

😆 😆 lolllll... i dont like vevik and ash together though 😕

***thanx for sharing
i agree that Bips and John look good together and they dont hide it like others but Preity and Ness Wadia, i mean Preity should have chosen some other guy, he's***

Same here.. 😆

lo thx for the article. btw i whoz ness? have heard abt it but neva saw hi is he really 🤢 😆 ?

i agree with the amrita arora and her bf part-sry-son't even know his name...