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(x)Your parents are strict
(x)You like bollywood music
(x)You've worn brown clothes
( )You've been to Brar sweets atleast once
(x)You know who Shahrukh Khan is and have watched KKHH
(x)You know a badword in a brown langauge
(x)You've used a bad word in a brown language against
someone
(x)You've accidently said a brown word to a white person
(x)You've been to a brown country atleast once (does india count as brown? lol)
Total so far: 8
(x )Own atleast one brown dress
(x)You like brown food
(x)You've watched those Indian serials on tv
(x)You've sang a brown song in public before
(x) You'd pick John Abraham over Johnny Depp anyday
( )You've screamed either Oyy or Balle Balle before.oye story of my life.
( )You scare white people or you have turned white people brown
(x)You admire a brown actor/actress like CRAZY !
(x)Your mom & dad's friends are your aunty and uncle
(x)You have to call your cousins or brothers & sisters who are older than you Didi , Dada , Bhaii , Bhaiya or Apu
Total so far: 16
( )you told your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what happened to the other two percent.
( )There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them.
( )When mail is a reinvestment... postage stamps are 're-used'
( )You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.
( )You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.
(x)Your mother has a minor disagreement with some family member and doesn't talk to her for ten years.
( )You call an older person you've never met before "uncle".
(x)Everyone is a family friend.
(x)You HAVE TO study law, medicine or engineering at university.
( )You know no one who has studied music.
Total so far: 19
( ) Your best friend got married at the age of 17.
( )You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.
(x)You fight over who pays the dinner bill. (not me but my parents)
( )You're dad starts arguing with you or gets into a fight with you and tries to speak english so fast that he does not make any sense.
()You say you hate Indian films/songs but secretly watch/hear them
( )You make a big deal if you see a girl and guy talking
( )You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".
( )You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and u see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up. (LMAO!)
(x)You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family.
(x)Your parents call all your friends "Beta" (son/daughter) ... [[only on rare occasions]]
Total: 22
(x)Your parents drink 3 cups of tea a day
( )Your parents compare you to all of your friends.
( ) At least once a week your mom says, "I want to go to India/Pakistan/SriLanka "
( )You're parent's always say while shopping abroad, "It's cheaper in India/Pakistan"
() Everytime you do something wrong your parents threaten to send you to India/Pakistan/SriLanka/Bangledesh
(x)When you're at parties 'we're leaving now' means we'll leave in about 30 min
(x)You are never in time for parties/ your family parties last till 1 am
( )5ft. 5 Inches, is a record height in your family
(x) Your family has teachers, engineers, nurses, docters, or managers in it.
(x) A "B" or lower is totally unacceptable on your report card.
Total: 27
*Multiply The Total By 2*
PERCENTAGE
54%
(x)You like bollywood music
(x)You've worn brown clothes
( )You've been to Brar sweets atleast once
(x)You know who Shahrukh Khan is and have watched KKHH
(x)You know a badword in a brown langauge
(x)You've used a bad word in a brown language against
someone
(x)You've accidently said a brown word to a white person
(x)You've been to a brown country atleast once (does india count as brown? lol)
Total so far: 8
(x )Own atleast one brown dress
(x)You like brown food
(x)You've watched those Indian serials on tv
(x)You've sang a brown song in public before
(x) You'd pick John Abraham over Johnny Depp anyday
( )You've screamed either Oyy or Balle Balle before.oye story of my life.
( )You scare white people or you have turned white people brown
(x)You admire a brown actor/actress like CRAZY !
(x)Your mom & dad's friends are your aunty and uncle
(x)You have to call your cousins or brothers & sisters who are older than you Didi , Dada , Bhaii , Bhaiya or Apu
Total so far: 16
( )you told your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what happened to the other two percent.
( )There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them.
( )When mail is a reinvestment... postage stamps are 're-used'
( )You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.
( )You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.
(x)Your mother has a minor disagreement with some family member and doesn't talk to her for ten years.
( )You call an older person you've never met before "uncle".
(x)Everyone is a family friend.
(x)You HAVE TO study law, medicine or engineering at university.
( )You know no one who has studied music.
Total so far: 19
( ) Your best friend got married at the age of 17.
( )You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.
(x)You fight over who pays the dinner bill. (not me but my parents)
( )You're dad starts arguing with you or gets into a fight with you and tries to speak english so fast that he does not make any sense.
()You say you hate Indian films/songs but secretly watch/hear them
( )You make a big deal if you see a girl and guy talking
( )You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".
( )You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and u see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up. (LMAO!)
(x)You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family.
(x)Your parents call all your friends "Beta" (son/daughter) ... [[only on rare occasions]]
Total: 22
(x)Your parents drink 3 cups of tea a day
( )Your parents compare you to all of your friends.
( ) At least once a week your mom says, "I want to go to India/Pakistan/SriLanka "
( )You're parent's always say while shopping abroad, "It's cheaper in India/Pakistan"
() Everytime you do something wrong your parents threaten to send you to India/Pakistan/SriLanka/Bangledesh
(x)When you're at parties 'we're leaving now' means we'll leave in about 30 min
(x)You are never in time for parties/ your family parties last till 1 am
( )5ft. 5 Inches, is a record height in your family
(x) Your family has teachers, engineers, nurses, docters, or managers in it.
(x) A "B" or lower is totally unacceptable on your report card.
Total: 27
*Multiply The Total By 2*
PERCENTAGE
54%
more brown than ya krish...🤪😆
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