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Lets assume there will be an engagement party for hamara PUNJI.
HP, Purvi ,Sur, Antara,Arohi, Paddy, Nuts,Aunty,MM, DK, Nikhil, Salil, Arjun, Aman all at Mansion.
Salil-Arjun...KMH ki one trait ...Assumptions and No confirmation theory :
Salil : Dekh kitni khoobsoorath hai..**sharmathe hue looking at Purvi**
Arjun : Haan....**All dreamy**, bahut khoobsoorath hai...woh iss duniya ki sabse khoosorath ladki hai.....**sharmathe hue looking at Arohi**
Salil :**shocked**, Kya?? kya kaha tum ne??...woh tumahri bhabhi hai ***gusse se**...tum ko usse nazare jukhake dekhni chahiye
Arjun : Bhabhi?:**shocked**
Salil : Haan ***gusse se**...
Arjun : Par Babhi ke hone keliye ..Bhaiya kaha hai??**All shocked and confused...Hilofying**
Salil : Bhai tere samne hai...***Gusse se, looking at himself**
Arjun : Samne ?? **shocked** , ****mann hi mann mere samne HP hai*** ...***more shocked**, **muttering** mere bhai kab hogaye?
Salil : Jab tu paida hua tab **gusse se ubal the hue***
Arjun : Par budda saddo aur ...mere bhai ?? **frustrated, looking at HP**
Salil : Kya?? **thinking: Meri diction kharab ho sakthi hai...par iska mathlab mein budda nahin...mujhe abhi Honeymoon pe jana hai bachein paida karni hai***
Arjun : Shakal tho dekh, budda kahin ka..**Angry, still looking at HP***
Salil : Tu pagal hogaya hai??...kal hitho facepack , waxing, aur cucumber se aank waank teek karwayi *embarassed, touching face**
Arjun : **still looking shocked at HP**, Kya?? Kya kaha tumne ?? Facepack, Cucumber , waxing??**touching face and eyes*** **thinking, Anu ki TO- DO list follow karni thi mujhe ..shayad mein itna budda dhikraha hoon, HP mera bhai dikh raha hai.......iss idiot salil ko......agar aisa hi raha tho paddy aunty meri choti behan ban jayegi, mujhe kuch karna padega***. Salil kya mein kuch pooch saktha hoon?.
Salil : Haan Haan pooch..shakal ke siva kuch bhi pooch...**still touching his face**
Arjun : woh , woh kya hai ki...**tensed wensed..hilling willing**
Salil : pooch naa.**waiting***
Arjun : Kya mein bhuda dhikh raha hoon? **confused, hilling**
Salil : Haan ...aaj kal thoda bahut ***thinking : Unty se pyar tho bhude aur khadoos hi kar sakthe hain**
Arjun : ***shocked, embarssed** **thinking :Anu meri sachi dost hai, ussne mujhse kaha bhi aank pe cucumber aur gym karne keliye***, Salil mujhe woh kal ke cucumbers jo tumne use ki thi ...kya woh mujhe loan pe de saktha hai?... [ Recession ki wajah se sirf two cucumber slices available]
Salil : Haan haan ..kyon nahi ?. Ab dosti ki hai tho nibhani padegi naa...**little proud of himself, because he is letting him borrow his cucumber slices***
Arjun : teek hai phir ...mein dus min mein aatha hoon...usse impress karni hai naa...dus min mein shayad cucumber slices lagane se mein dus pandrah saal chota dhikunga...***little happy***
Salil : Usse impress karne keliye dus min waste karrahai tu? ***shocked and sad** **looking at Unty**
Arjun : Dekh tu naa ...meri zindagi mein dakal math de... Yeh meri zindagi hai ...meri marzi ...**Angry**
Salil : Teri marzi...Waise eek baath batho...teri bhabhi kaise lagrahi hai? **Sharmathe hue***
Arjun : **thinking : HP ke wife tho kabkhi iss duniya chodke cheligayi*** ....mujhe bhoot nahin dhikhthe hai ..**angry**
Salil : Bhooth?? **thinking :: Mujhe patha hai ..tumhe tho sirf Unty insaan dhikthi hai ...bhaki sab bhooth hi dikhenge naa*** **gusse se** Tu ne teri bhabhi ko Bhoot kaha??
Arjun : **confused, still eyes on HP** Ab Bhooth ko bhooth hi bolthe hai naa?? Tumhe woh insaan dhikthi hai kya??
Salil : **Gusse se**dekh tu aab bahut zyada bhol raha hai...tu hadh se zyaada bak raha hai...
Arjun : **H&M** what ?? What did u just say?? Bak?? How Dare u?? Mein phir se kehtha hoon ... woh bhooth hai..aur bhooth hi rehegi....
Salil : **Thinking: Ab mein WWF karunga tho apni shaadi pe ...black eye aur haath wath pe bandages ke saath jana padega...waise bhi Arjun P&M me baitke roz WWF dekh ke bahut seekh gaya hoga...aur mein yaha gar pe Purvi ki soch mein dhoob gaya...aur WWF practice bhi nahin ki hai....ab jyada uchal khud karunga tho bahut maar padegi mujhe...aur mein honeymoon pe nahin jaa paonga....**, koi baath nahin...tu mera jigri dost hai.. tho jaane de the hain.....
Arjun : Phir se bhabhi ke bare mein baath math karna...**Angry**
Salil : Sssssure ssssure.....nahin karoonga...ab yeh cucumber slice lelo...aur jaake apna shakal teek karlo....aur dus min mein aajao...Niikhil ko bhi cucumber chahiye ...uske GF ko impress karni hai usse...
Arjun : yeh kya yeh potato chips kyun derahe ho??......mujhe cucumber slices chahiye..**shocked**
Salil : yeh cucumber slices hi tho hai...**shocked**
Arjun : Mujhe patha hai......tu mujhse revenge lena chahtha hai naa...kyun ki mene usse bhoot kaha ...**frustrated** **thinking: uske saas ko hi kaha mene bhooth aise gussa horaha hai jaise uski hone wali pathni ko kaha hai***
Salil : Dekh tu phir se , bhoot math kehna....***little irritated** .....aur phir bhi yehi woh cucumber slices hai yaar...
Arjun :**Shocked looking at the slices**, par yeh kya hai yaar...itne hard hai?....
Salil : woh kya hai ki...yeh sirf do hi slices hai aur pichle theen dhin se...Natasha, Maa , Mein , Papa, Uncle**DK** sab ne yehi slices usse ki hai...tho woh aise potato chips ki tharah ban gaye...
Arjun :Chalo kar kya sakthe hain...chalo ...doo...*takes the slices and runs to his room**
Salil : Looking at Purvis feet **Kya yeh waqai bhooth hai** **all thinking**
Arjun-Salil-Dk : KMH ki trait continues..... Assumptions
Salil assumes engagement is with Unty , DK assumes its with Nuts, Arjun assumes its with Miss sharma...now lets see how this convo unfolds...
DK : Dekho meri hone wali bahu kitni boli bali hai... **looking at Nuts**
Salil : **looking at Unty *** , **thinking : budda satiya gaya hai...woh aur boli bali?? ****...haan uncle aap ne teek kaha woh bahut boli bali hai...**thinking : agar mein yeh nahi bolonga tho arjun dondz se shaadi karega..usse behathar hai...unty se hi shaadi karle***
Arjun : **all dreamy** haan papa...woh aur uske beege baal ...kitni boli bali hai.....
Salil : Uncle mujhe bahut khushi horahi hai..apne usse accept karli hai...***thinking : yeh bhi pagal hogaye hain***
DK : Ab mere beta ko pasand agayi ...aur ussme koyi kami bhi nahin hai...**looking admiringly at Nuts***
Arjun : **sharmaying**
Salil : Haan haan koi kami nahin... actually sab kuch kuch zyada hi hai ussme ...**looking sadly at Unty**
Arjun : Aap ko patha hai dad...woh gaathi bhi hai ...**looking at arohi***
DK : Acha??...haan haan mene suna ...**remembering some song which Nuts was gun gunaying**
Salil : Woh salsa bhi karthi hai...uncle ***remembering : Aunty and punji's salsa**
DK : Acha?? ...mene nahin dekha .....aaj engagement hone ke baad..... arjun tum aur meri bahu salsa karke dhikana mujhe ..
Arjun : Sure dad...aapke liye kabhi bhi ***Thinking : mene last time jab salsa ki thi...tho dad nahin dekhe naa**
Salil : Uncle aap mahan ho...appne itne bade dil se ...usse apna bahu maan li hai... kaash aap jaise baap sabko hotha **kind of banging his head**
DK : Mere bete keliye usse behthar bahu puri duniya mein nahin milegi mujhe **looking at Nuts***
Salil : **dimak eek chekar lethi hai, all shocked , but still cant say anything against it ***, haan haan aap ne teek kaha uncle...usse behthar arjun ko koyi nahin milegi
Arjun : Dad mujhe bahut khushi ho rahi hai...aapko woh itni pasand agayi.
DK : Woh itni sundar hai, susheel hai, padi likhi hai, gaathi hai, salsa bhi karthi hai... ab isse zyada aur kya chahiye mujhe...
Arjun : Woh iss duniya ki sabse khobsoorath ladki hai dad...mujhe sirf ussiko dekhna hai..
Salil : **thinking : dono baap bete ko ...mental asylumn me bejna hai***, aap dono teek kehrahe hai.. uss jaise sundar susheel ladki puri duniya mein kya puri kayinath mein nahin milegi.
Arjun : Mujhe khusi horahi hai ki tumhe bhi woh itni achi lagi ***looking at salil ***
Salil : Haan mujhe bhi woh bahut achi lagrahi hai aaj kal ***thinking : jab se mene tujhe dondz ke saath dekhha tab se***
Salil : **thinking : mein thodi der yahan pe rahoonga tho mein pagal ho jaounga** Uncle mein jaake purvi ke saath bathe kartha hoon **runs towards purvi**
DK : Chalo Arjun tu bhi jaake bahu se baathe karo .....woh waha akeli hai
Arjun : Ok dad mein jaake usse thodi baathe karletha hoon...waise bhi yeh meri pehli pehlo pyaar hai... mujhe yeh sab kuch kaise karthe hain patha nahin...chaliye baad mein miltha hoon aap se..***runs towards arohi sitting in some corner**
Arjun-Salil-Nikhil-Aman......KMH ki trait continues bachein and honeymoon talk
Nikhil : Bhaiya kya hua? ***surprised looking at salil and his wide open mouth***
Salil : Woh kitni pyari hai...soch mere bachein kitne pyare honge ***mouth wide open***
Aman : Bachein?? **irritated**
Arjun : ***Dreamy*** Bachein? Honeymoon? Shaadi ??yeh sab kaise karoonga?? ***thinking : mujhe tho yeh pehli baar hai , arohi ko shayad patha hoga***
Salil : Mujhe naa eek cricket team aur eek football team banani hai ...bas***seductively looking at purvi**
Nikhil : **smiling***
Aman : Cricket team , Football team ?? ***frustrated**
Salil : Haan ...**laughing at himself** actually naa mujhe dus bees aur bachein chahiye.....par shayad woh manegi nahin **sharmaying**
Arjun : Yeh salil bhi naa **little irritated**.. world record karne nikhla...***thinking : shayad mujhe arohi kuch help kar sakthi hai iss record break karne keliye***
Aman : What??Aapne aaj thak Purvi bhabhi ko chua?? **irritated**
Salil : Nahin ****embarassed****...par mere bhai ...aise bathen naa tumhe shoba nahin dethe
Arjun : Mujhe nahin lagtha shaadi se pehle chuna chahiye ***all ears **
Nikhil : ***Smiling***
Aman : who is the expert here bro?? ***proud**
Arjun : Ofcourse u...**hard to accept, but thats the truth**
Aman : Toh phir suniye ...ladki naa pehle date se hi...expect karne lagthi hai...**gyan**
Arjun : Kya? Kya expect karthi hai? **eager***
Salil : **thinking : aise excited horaha hai , jaise yeh uska pekhla BF hai *** Tum kyon itna excited horahe ho Arjun??
Arjun : Waise hi... **embarassed**...mujhe bhi tho janna hai...ab meri shaadi hone wali hai..aur mera pehla dating shating bhi hogayi ***sharmahat se lal peele horaha tha***
Salil : ** thinking: mera sar kahan pe patku...yeh mere dost ko kaun si bhoot chaa gayi, khair kar kya sakthe hai**, Tu ussise kyon nahin pochtha ...usse shayad patha hoga...**muttering** expreienced jo hai
Arjun : **gusse se** Dekh salil tu apne kaam se kaam rakh...woh teri bhabhi hai... tujhe uske bare mein aise anab shanab bathein nahin karni chahiye ***looking lovingly at aro**
Salil : **thinking: bhabhi?? Unty ko bhabhi kehna padega??*** usse ab mujhe bhabhi keh kar pukarna hai kya? **looking sadly at Unty**
Arjun : Haan tumhe usse izaath se pesh ani chahiye ** proudly looking at Aro**
Salil : Kyar chodo ...yeh batha...mere bachein kya keh kar pukarein usse ***thinking :meri yeh naubath , tho mere bachon ka kya hoga**
Arjun : Tere bachein ?? hmmm ...tere bachein usse Aunty keh kar pukarenge *** sharmaying**, ab meri pathni unki Aunty hi tho hogi..isme puchne wali kaun si baath hai **confused**
Salil : Nahin ...nahin tu bura math maan ...par woh kya hai ki...mein bada hoon ..samaj saktha hoon...par woh chote chote honge...unhe samaj nahin ayegi naa teri dil ki baat , aur woh confussss hojayenge...meri maa ko dadi bolenge ...aur usse Aunty?? ....hmm kyar chod mein manage karlunga...abhi se unhe kaisa samjana hai..iska practice shuru kardunga...tu tension math le..
Arjun : Tension? Mujhe kyun tension hone lagi...aur waise bhi woh tere bachein hain...tujhe hi samjana hoga...**little irritaed and jealous at the bachein thought**.
Salil : Haan haan...mere bachein hain...mujhe hi samjana hoga ***muttering** teri pagal harkathe unhe bhi bukathni padegi ab..
Arjun : Tu yeh mann hi mann kuch bak bak kartha hai naa...woh mujhe kuch samaj mein nahin aathi...**irritated**
Salil : Kuch nahin yaar..tu chod naa... aman tu batha...tho ladkiyan kya expect karthi hai?? ***trying to change the convo**
Aman : Haan mein bhul hi gaya tha...haan... woh expect karthe hain...ki aap unhe chuyenge, kiss karenge..
Arjun : **eager to know more**
Salil : Nahin nahin yaar ...yeh kya keh rahe ho tum? Chunaa?? aur Kiss??..nahin nahin aise kuch bhi nahin karsaktha mein...woh mujhe galath samjegi***seductively looking at purvi**
Arjun : Mujhe bhi aisa hi lagtha hai...woh galath samaj legi. **looking seductively at Aro**
Salil : **kind of banging his head** **thinking : woh Aunty ?? aur galath??Ulta wohi iss pe khud padegi...pagal kahin kaa..kyar chod mujhe kya..**
Aman : Galath? Aba tum usse nahin choge tho tab galath samjegi woh..**smiling**
Salil : Kya? **confused**
Arjun : Nahin choone se galath samje gi kya?? **confused, hilling julling**
Aman : Ofcourse...woh samaj sakthi hai ki tum GAY ho..**laughing like hell**
Salil : Haan ofcourse ....mujhe bhi aisa hi laga tha **remembering his talk with Arjun abt the DOSTANA**
Arjun : Kya ?? GAY?? Oh MY GOD ...**confused, literally hilofying** ab mein kya karoon?
Aman : Jaldi se jaake KISS karleejiye...bas aur kya??
Arjun : Haan haan...ab karna hi padega ...**confused**, par kaise karun?
Salil : Tu hamein kyon pooch raha hai? Jaake ussise puchna ...**muttering** usse patha hi hoga..
Arjun : Kya? Mujhe patha hai tu jealous hai mere GF ko dekhe ...par itni buri buri bathen math kar **H&M**
Salil : Arey mene kya kaha...ab tu itna tension kyun leraha hai...aur yeh jealousy wali kya baath hai...uski shakal tho dekh kahan woh aur kahan meri waali...zaameen asman ka phark hai... tu naa pyar mein pagal hogaya hai...tujhe sirf woh insaan dhikthi hai..aur sab bhoot.. **Angry**
Arjun : Pehli baath bhoothon ko bhooth hi kehthe hain**Angry** **thinking abt HP and his wife**, aur dusri baath ....meri waali sach mein iss duniya ki sabse khobsoorath ladki hai... suna nahin kya dad ne jo kaha... ussme koi kami nahin hai....**looking passionately at Aro**
Salil : Haan haan sunna naa...sunna aur dekha bhi ...**thinking: dono Senior aur junior PUNJI pagal hogaye hain*** waise bhi tu sach kehtha hai...uss jaisi khobsoorathi meri wali ko kahan?... **banging his head**
Arjun : Khushi hui sunke ...aakhir tu maan hi liya ki woh khobsoorath hai.....khayr chod...jaake usse abb KISS mangni hai mujhe....**runs towards arohi**
Salil : **Shrad manathe hue** Aaj bayankar pralay aane wala hai...Arjun Aunty ko kiss karne wala hai...yeh bagwan yeh mein kya kya dekh raha hoon....kyar chodo ...Dondz ko kiss karne se Aunty ko kiss karna behthar hai... chalo...mein bhi...Purvi ke paas jatha hoon aur kiss karletha hoon...nahin tho woh mujhe galath samaj legi....**runs towards purvi**
Arjun-Unty-Arohi-Nuts-Sardarji-DK-Salil-Paddy :: KMH ki THE END
***Adat se majboor Nuts mixes spike in the coke...**
Unty : Yeh mein kya sun rahi hoon? **little shocked**
Arjun : **H&P** aapne teek suna'abb aapko samaj mein aya naa ki aapko yahan pe kyun bhulaya?? ***thinking: thank god 'iss Aunty ko patha chala ki mein Arohi se shaadi karne wala hoon** **sharamaying and looking at arohi**
Sardarji : Uss din tho bahut bhav kha rahe the?? **thinking abt the reunion party day**
Arjun : Arey nahin yaar ...aiase hi ...Naughty boy ***smiling**
Unty : Mujhe bahut khushi hui ....mein Touccch hogayeeee **thinking: Engagement thak aagaya ....mein itni Sexy jo hoon....Naughty boy**
Sardarji : **confused seeing Unty so happy** Aap kyun itna khush horahe hai??
Unty : aap bhi naa ...kaise kahun mein **sharmaying**
Saradrji : **totally confused looking at the unty** **muttering** kya shaadi unki horahi hai ya aapki ?
Arjun : **day dreaming abt arohi** haan..shaadi karni hai mujhe..ab aur intzaar nahin hotha mujhse...***sharmaying***
Sardarji : **bahut hi bada jatka laga** Kya??Kya kaha tumne.....**pointing towards Unty** shaadi karni hai??
Arjun : **all eyes on Arohi** haan kitni baar kahu?? Mujhe shaadi karni hai ...muhjhe bahut achi lagthi hai...itni boli bali insaan kahan pe milegi mujhe?
Unty : ** sharamhat se pinking** Dekha tumne sunna nahin?woh shaadi karna chahtha hai.
Saradji : **coming out of jatka** Haan haan sun tho raha hoon...par samaj nahin paa raha hoon...**thinking::kalyug kaa prabhav shayad**
Arjun : **still dreaming abt arohi** Mujhe eek help karega?
Sardarji : Haan haan kaho , tu dharmender mein jitender ..tere liye kuch bhi.
Arjun : Patha nahin dad kaha gayab hogaye...mujhse aur intzaar nahin hotha...tu uss din ki tharah aaj bhi jaake engagement announce karde ..**pleading**
Sardarji : Kya?? **shocked**
Arjun : Haan karna pls...
Sardarji : Tu phir se eek baar soch le...yeh shaadi hai...koi hasi mazaak nahin..
Arjun : **H&M** ab iska kya mathlab...yeh tum sab ko kya horaha hai...jab mein ladkiyon se nafrath kartha tha thab bhi aaplogon ko problem thi aur jab mein khushi kushi shaadi karna chahtha hoon tho thab bhi aap logon ko problem hai kya?
Sardarji : Ab mujhe aisa lag raha hai...tum nafrath hi karlethe **feeling like crying**
Arjun : Tu zyada soch math...bas jaake kehde..
Sardarji : Acha teri marzi..mein kya kahon...**walks like a tortoise to the center **
Sardarji : Doston...aaj mera dost ...mera bachpan ka saathi...shaadi karne jaa raha hai... woh koi aur nahin ....Arjun aur ...aur...**muttering** Unty...
***DK, MM, Paddy talking to Salil at the entrance, listen to the announcement***
D.K : Kya?? ***literally shocked***
MM : What??***shocked***
Paddy: : Yeh kya bak raha hai woh sardar...???***shocked***
Salil : Haan ...Arjun Aunty se pyar kartha hai...**with tears in his eyes**
D.K : Mera beta ...uss aunty se pyar kartha hai??....**holding his heart**
Salil : Haan uncle...aur yeh kya aap hi ne tho ...engagement announce ki hain **shocked**
Paddy : Engagement Unty se??
MM : Tu pagal hai kya salil...unty se engagement??
D.K : Mene tho socha tha ki woh Nattasha ke baren me baath kar raha hai ***literally shocked, still holding on to his chest**
Salil : Nahin uncle , hamara Arjun bahut different hai, usne Aunty ke saath date pe gaya... salsa bhi ki hai... aur ....
D.K : aur kya??***shocked***
MM : aur?***shocked***
Paddy : aur kya salil?***shocked***
Salil : eek dhin dondz ko bhi pyar karraha tha....
Paddy : Dondz ??***shocked***
D.K : Kya ?? Yeh mere beto ko kya hua??***shocked***
Salil : Haan uncle..**with teary eyes**
Paddy : Tu kya pagal hogaya hai?**fuming**
MM : Unty aur dondz?
Salil : aur Uncle aap ko tho abhi Aunty se shaadi karani hi padegi...kyun ki agar Unty nahin tho dondz aapka bahu banega...
D.K : Dondz mera bahu?? **literally shocked**
Salil : Aur aur eek baath kehni thi aap se....***embarassed**
D.K : Aur bhi hai kya?
MM : aur?
Paddy : aur kya salil?
Salil : Haan woh kya hai ki.... kuch der pehle hi ...ussne..aur eek bayankar kaam kiya
D.K : Ab isse bada anaab shanab kaam kya hai?? **literally crying**
Salil : Woh aman ke baathen sun kar...uss Unty ..ko...
D.K : Unty ko?
MM : ko?
Salil : Woh...unty ko....kaise kahun?....
D.K : dekh jaldi se kaho ...mera dil zor zor se dadak raha hai...jaldi kaho...
Salil : woj uss aunty ko...unty ko......KISS kiya...
D.K : KYAaaaa??.... ***heartattack** ***D.K, MM, Paddy are sent to hospital, Arjun doesnt know abt it****
Arohi : **listening to sardars words ..runs towards arjun** Sir yeh kya hai?
Arjun : **all confused and shocked** wahi tho mujhe bhi samaj nahin arahi hai?
Sardarji : **as if acheived nobel prize comes towards arjun** teek hai kya? aab khush naa??
Arjun : **fuming with anger** mein aaj tera khoon zaroor pee jaounga ...
Sardarji : Ab mene aise kya kardiya ?? **shocked**
Arjun : Tu jaake kya baka wahan pe?? **fuming with anger**
Sardarji : Wahi jo tumne kaha ...**surprised**
Arohi : Acha ab samaj mein aya mujhe ...Sir I hate u...yeh sab aapki plan thi..**fuming** .
Arjun : Arohi tum bhi yeh keh rahe ho?Tum he tho patha honi chahiye... yeh ML mein math jana abb...
Unty : **listening to all this** Kya?? Tumhe kyon itna gussa araha hai?? **looking at arohi**
Arohi : Aap chup rahiye...issne mujhse pyar ka izhaar kiya hai... **fuming with anger**
Unty : Mujhse bhi kiya hai ***sharmaying***
Arohi : Kya? Kab? **shocked**
Arjun :Haan...kab?? **shocked**
Unty : woh mujhe rose diya ....tumhe diya kya? **smiling**
Arohi : Nahin par mujhe woh boquet diya...aapko diya kya?**proud**
Unty : Ussne mujhe red rose diya...red ka mathlab love..
Arohi : par ussne mujhe ILU kaha ...app se kaha kya?
Unty : Usne mujhse ILU tho nahin kaha ...par usne mujhe is duniya ki sabse khobsurath ladki kaha
Arohi : What?? Yeh kab kaha?? **fuming with anger**
Arjun :Kya??mene ??kab??**shocked**
Unty : Abhi abhi... sardarji se..
Sardarji : Haan kaha tho tha...**shocked**
Arohi : **fuming goes away from there**
Arjun : ***runs behind Arohi***
** Nuts comes running to sardar and Unty**
Nuts : Yeh kya kaha tumne sardar? ....arjun aur Unty ki engagement...tum pagal hogaye kya..?? **fuming with anger** .
Aunty : Tum kaun? **shocked**
Nuts : Yeh engagement meri aur Arjun ki hai... **fuming with anger**
Aunty : Kya tumse engagement...tumhari shakal dekho..
Nuts : what? **fuming with anger**
Aunty : agar tum mere aur Arjun ke beech mein aye tho tumhe mein mardalongi..**fuming**
Nuts : buddi aunty kahin ki......tumhe arjun chahiye? **fuming with anger**
Aunty : Buddi ?? mein?? mein item girl ...aur tum eek cheap item **embarassing nuts**
Nuts : mein item?? aaj to tum yaa mein dekhlethe hain...
Aunty : Chalo dekthe hain...**angry**
Nuts : Chalo... **fuming with anger**
****both leave the venue to a garden and fight ...and finally at the end of WWF Aunty jumps on Nuts...and Nuts dies....Aunty goes jail.....Arjun doesnt know abt it****
Arjun : Nahin nahin arohi ...mein tho thumhare baren mein saradar se keh raha tha...tum itna gussa math hona..
Arohi : Aap joote ho... I hate u..
Arjun : Nahin aro...tumhi woh ladki ho...yeh sab naa uss pagal sardar ki wajah se hui hai....kahan hai woh...**looks for sardar, drags him to arohi**
Sardar : Yeh kya karrahe ho...chodo mujhe ..**confused**
Arjun : Tu jaake abhi yeh misunderstanding door karde...phir se announce kar.....meri aur arohi ki engagement..
Arjun , Arohi , Sardar : ***all thirsty drink spiked coke***
Sardarji : Doston mujhe ghalath phaimi hui thi...woh engagement Arjun aur Aunty ki nahin...par Arjun aur Arohi ki shaadi hai...
Arjun-Arohi : **all hilling willing...spiked drink effect***exchange garlands and get married**
🥳🥳🥳......THE END....🥳🥳🥳🥳
I hope u ppl liked it...
Anu.
HP, Purvi ,Sur, Antara,Arohi, Paddy, Nuts,Aunty,MM, DK, Nikhil, Salil, Arjun, Aman all at Mansion.
Salil-Arjun...KMH ki one trait ...Assumptions and No confirmation theory :
Salil : Dekh kitni khoobsoorath hai..**sharmathe hue looking at Purvi**
Arjun : Haan....**All dreamy**, bahut khoobsoorath hai...woh iss duniya ki sabse khoosorath ladki hai.....**sharmathe hue looking at Arohi**
Salil :**shocked**, Kya?? kya kaha tum ne??...woh tumahri bhabhi hai ***gusse se**...tum ko usse nazare jukhake dekhni chahiye
Arjun : Bhabhi?:**shocked**
Salil : Haan ***gusse se**...
Arjun : Par Babhi ke hone keliye ..Bhaiya kaha hai??**All shocked and confused...Hilofying**
Salil : Bhai tere samne hai...***Gusse se, looking at himself**
Arjun : Samne ?? **shocked** , ****mann hi mann mere samne HP hai*** ...***more shocked**, **muttering** mere bhai kab hogaye?
Salil : Jab tu paida hua tab **gusse se ubal the hue***
Arjun : Par budda saddo aur ...mere bhai ?? **frustrated, looking at HP**
Salil : Kya?? **thinking: Meri diction kharab ho sakthi hai...par iska mathlab mein budda nahin...mujhe abhi Honeymoon pe jana hai bachein paida karni hai***
Arjun : Shakal tho dekh, budda kahin ka..**Angry, still looking at HP***
Salil : Tu pagal hogaya hai??...kal hitho facepack , waxing, aur cucumber se aank waank teek karwayi *embarassed, touching face**
Arjun : **still looking shocked at HP**, Kya?? Kya kaha tumne ?? Facepack, Cucumber , waxing??**touching face and eyes*** **thinking, Anu ki TO- DO list follow karni thi mujhe ..shayad mein itna budda dhikraha hoon, HP mera bhai dikh raha hai.......iss idiot salil ko......agar aisa hi raha tho paddy aunty meri choti behan ban jayegi, mujhe kuch karna padega***. Salil kya mein kuch pooch saktha hoon?.
Salil : Haan Haan pooch..shakal ke siva kuch bhi pooch...**still touching his face**
Arjun : woh , woh kya hai ki...**tensed wensed..hilling willing**
Salil : pooch naa.**waiting***
Arjun : Kya mein bhuda dhikh raha hoon? **confused, hilling**
Salil : Haan ...aaj kal thoda bahut ***thinking : Unty se pyar tho bhude aur khadoos hi kar sakthe hain**
Arjun : ***shocked, embarssed** **thinking :Anu meri sachi dost hai, ussne mujhse kaha bhi aank pe cucumber aur gym karne keliye***, Salil mujhe woh kal ke cucumbers jo tumne use ki thi ...kya woh mujhe loan pe de saktha hai?... [ Recession ki wajah se sirf two cucumber slices available]
Salil : Haan haan ..kyon nahi ?. Ab dosti ki hai tho nibhani padegi naa...**little proud of himself, because he is letting him borrow his cucumber slices***
Arjun : teek hai phir ...mein dus min mein aatha hoon...usse impress karni hai naa...dus min mein shayad cucumber slices lagane se mein dus pandrah saal chota dhikunga...***little happy***
Salil : Usse impress karne keliye dus min waste karrahai tu? ***shocked and sad** **looking at Unty**
Arjun : Dekh tu naa ...meri zindagi mein dakal math de... Yeh meri zindagi hai ...meri marzi ...**Angry**
Salil : Teri marzi...Waise eek baath batho...teri bhabhi kaise lagrahi hai? **Sharmathe hue***
Arjun : **thinking : HP ke wife tho kabkhi iss duniya chodke cheligayi*** ....mujhe bhoot nahin dhikhthe hai ..**angry**
Salil : Bhooth?? **thinking :: Mujhe patha hai ..tumhe tho sirf Unty insaan dhikthi hai ...bhaki sab bhooth hi dikhenge naa*** **gusse se** Tu ne teri bhabhi ko Bhoot kaha??
Arjun : **confused, still eyes on HP** Ab Bhooth ko bhooth hi bolthe hai naa?? Tumhe woh insaan dhikthi hai kya??
Salil : **Gusse se**dekh tu aab bahut zyada bhol raha hai...tu hadh se zyaada bak raha hai...
Arjun : **H&M** what ?? What did u just say?? Bak?? How Dare u?? Mein phir se kehtha hoon ... woh bhooth hai..aur bhooth hi rehegi....
Salil : **Thinking: Ab mein WWF karunga tho apni shaadi pe ...black eye aur haath wath pe bandages ke saath jana padega...waise bhi Arjun P&M me baitke roz WWF dekh ke bahut seekh gaya hoga...aur mein yaha gar pe Purvi ki soch mein dhoob gaya...aur WWF practice bhi nahin ki hai....ab jyada uchal khud karunga tho bahut maar padegi mujhe...aur mein honeymoon pe nahin jaa paonga....**, koi baath nahin...tu mera jigri dost hai.. tho jaane de the hain.....
Arjun : Phir se bhabhi ke bare mein baath math karna...**Angry**
Salil : Sssssure ssssure.....nahin karoonga...ab yeh cucumber slice lelo...aur jaake apna shakal teek karlo....aur dus min mein aajao...Niikhil ko bhi cucumber chahiye ...uske GF ko impress karni hai usse...
Arjun : yeh kya yeh potato chips kyun derahe ho??......mujhe cucumber slices chahiye..**shocked**
Salil : yeh cucumber slices hi tho hai...**shocked**
Arjun : Mujhe patha hai......tu mujhse revenge lena chahtha hai naa...kyun ki mene usse bhoot kaha ...**frustrated** **thinking: uske saas ko hi kaha mene bhooth aise gussa horaha hai jaise uski hone wali pathni ko kaha hai***
Salil : Dekh tu phir se , bhoot math kehna....***little irritated** .....aur phir bhi yehi woh cucumber slices hai yaar...
Arjun :**Shocked looking at the slices**, par yeh kya hai yaar...itne hard hai?....
Salil : woh kya hai ki...yeh sirf do hi slices hai aur pichle theen dhin se...Natasha, Maa , Mein , Papa, Uncle**DK** sab ne yehi slices usse ki hai...tho woh aise potato chips ki tharah ban gaye...
Arjun :Chalo kar kya sakthe hain...chalo ...doo...*takes the slices and runs to his room**
Salil : Looking at Purvis feet **Kya yeh waqai bhooth hai** **all thinking**
Arjun-Salil-Dk : KMH ki trait continues..... Assumptions
Salil assumes engagement is with Unty , DK assumes its with Nuts, Arjun assumes its with Miss sharma...now lets see how this convo unfolds...
DK : Dekho meri hone wali bahu kitni boli bali hai... **looking at Nuts**
Salil : **looking at Unty *** , **thinking : budda satiya gaya hai...woh aur boli bali?? ****...haan uncle aap ne teek kaha woh bahut boli bali hai...**thinking : agar mein yeh nahi bolonga tho arjun dondz se shaadi karega..usse behathar hai...unty se hi shaadi karle***
Arjun : **all dreamy** haan papa...woh aur uske beege baal ...kitni boli bali hai.....
Salil : Uncle mujhe bahut khushi horahi hai..apne usse accept karli hai...***thinking : yeh bhi pagal hogaye hain***
DK : Ab mere beta ko pasand agayi ...aur ussme koyi kami bhi nahin hai...**looking admiringly at Nuts***
Arjun : **sharmaying**
Salil : Haan haan koi kami nahin... actually sab kuch kuch zyada hi hai ussme ...**looking sadly at Unty**
Arjun : Aap ko patha hai dad...woh gaathi bhi hai ...**looking at arohi***
DK : Acha??...haan haan mene suna ...**remembering some song which Nuts was gun gunaying**
Salil : Woh salsa bhi karthi hai...uncle ***remembering : Aunty and punji's salsa**
DK : Acha?? ...mene nahin dekha .....aaj engagement hone ke baad..... arjun tum aur meri bahu salsa karke dhikana mujhe ..
Arjun : Sure dad...aapke liye kabhi bhi ***Thinking : mene last time jab salsa ki thi...tho dad nahin dekhe naa**
Salil : Uncle aap mahan ho...appne itne bade dil se ...usse apna bahu maan li hai... kaash aap jaise baap sabko hotha **kind of banging his head**
DK : Mere bete keliye usse behthar bahu puri duniya mein nahin milegi mujhe **looking at Nuts***
Salil : **dimak eek chekar lethi hai, all shocked , but still cant say anything against it ***, haan haan aap ne teek kaha uncle...usse behthar arjun ko koyi nahin milegi
Arjun : Dad mujhe bahut khushi ho rahi hai...aapko woh itni pasand agayi.
DK : Woh itni sundar hai, susheel hai, padi likhi hai, gaathi hai, salsa bhi karthi hai... ab isse zyada aur kya chahiye mujhe...
Arjun : Woh iss duniya ki sabse khobsoorath ladki hai dad...mujhe sirf ussiko dekhna hai..
Salil : **thinking : dono baap bete ko ...mental asylumn me bejna hai***, aap dono teek kehrahe hai.. uss jaise sundar susheel ladki puri duniya mein kya puri kayinath mein nahin milegi.
Arjun : Mujhe khusi horahi hai ki tumhe bhi woh itni achi lagi ***looking at salil ***
Salil : Haan mujhe bhi woh bahut achi lagrahi hai aaj kal ***thinking : jab se mene tujhe dondz ke saath dekhha tab se***
Salil : **thinking : mein thodi der yahan pe rahoonga tho mein pagal ho jaounga** Uncle mein jaake purvi ke saath bathe kartha hoon **runs towards purvi**
DK : Chalo Arjun tu bhi jaake bahu se baathe karo .....woh waha akeli hai
Arjun : Ok dad mein jaake usse thodi baathe karletha hoon...waise bhi yeh meri pehli pehlo pyaar hai... mujhe yeh sab kuch kaise karthe hain patha nahin...chaliye baad mein miltha hoon aap se..***runs towards arohi sitting in some corner**
Arjun-Salil-Nikhil-Aman......KMH ki trait continues bachein and honeymoon talk
Nikhil : Bhaiya kya hua? ***surprised looking at salil and his wide open mouth***
Salil : Woh kitni pyari hai...soch mere bachein kitne pyare honge ***mouth wide open***
Aman : Bachein?? **irritated**
Arjun : ***Dreamy*** Bachein? Honeymoon? Shaadi ??yeh sab kaise karoonga?? ***thinking : mujhe tho yeh pehli baar hai , arohi ko shayad patha hoga***
Salil : Mujhe naa eek cricket team aur eek football team banani hai ...bas***seductively looking at purvi**
Nikhil : **smiling***
Aman : Cricket team , Football team ?? ***frustrated**
Salil : Haan ...**laughing at himself** actually naa mujhe dus bees aur bachein chahiye.....par shayad woh manegi nahin **sharmaying**
Arjun : Yeh salil bhi naa **little irritated**.. world record karne nikhla...***thinking : shayad mujhe arohi kuch help kar sakthi hai iss record break karne keliye***
Aman : What??Aapne aaj thak Purvi bhabhi ko chua?? **irritated**
Salil : Nahin ****embarassed****...par mere bhai ...aise bathen naa tumhe shoba nahin dethe
Arjun : Mujhe nahin lagtha shaadi se pehle chuna chahiye ***all ears **
Nikhil : ***Smiling***
Aman : who is the expert here bro?? ***proud**
Arjun : Ofcourse u...**hard to accept, but thats the truth**
Aman : Toh phir suniye ...ladki naa pehle date se hi...expect karne lagthi hai...**gyan**
Arjun : Kya? Kya expect karthi hai? **eager***
Salil : **thinking : aise excited horaha hai , jaise yeh uska pekhla BF hai *** Tum kyon itna excited horahe ho Arjun??
Arjun : Waise hi... **embarassed**...mujhe bhi tho janna hai...ab meri shaadi hone wali hai..aur mera pehla dating shating bhi hogayi ***sharmahat se lal peele horaha tha***
Salil : ** thinking: mera sar kahan pe patku...yeh mere dost ko kaun si bhoot chaa gayi, khair kar kya sakthe hai**, Tu ussise kyon nahin pochtha ...usse shayad patha hoga...**muttering** expreienced jo hai
Arjun : **gusse se** Dekh salil tu apne kaam se kaam rakh...woh teri bhabhi hai... tujhe uske bare mein aise anab shanab bathein nahin karni chahiye ***looking lovingly at aro**
Salil : **thinking: bhabhi?? Unty ko bhabhi kehna padega??*** usse ab mujhe bhabhi keh kar pukarna hai kya? **looking sadly at Unty**
Arjun : Haan tumhe usse izaath se pesh ani chahiye ** proudly looking at Aro**
Salil : Kyar chodo ...yeh batha...mere bachein kya keh kar pukarein usse ***thinking :meri yeh naubath , tho mere bachon ka kya hoga**
Arjun : Tere bachein ?? hmmm ...tere bachein usse Aunty keh kar pukarenge *** sharmaying**, ab meri pathni unki Aunty hi tho hogi..isme puchne wali kaun si baath hai **confused**
Salil : Nahin ...nahin tu bura math maan ...par woh kya hai ki...mein bada hoon ..samaj saktha hoon...par woh chote chote honge...unhe samaj nahin ayegi naa teri dil ki baat , aur woh confussss hojayenge...meri maa ko dadi bolenge ...aur usse Aunty?? ....hmm kyar chod mein manage karlunga...abhi se unhe kaisa samjana hai..iska practice shuru kardunga...tu tension math le..
Arjun : Tension? Mujhe kyun tension hone lagi...aur waise bhi woh tere bachein hain...tujhe hi samjana hoga...**little irritaed and jealous at the bachein thought**.
Salil : Haan haan...mere bachein hain...mujhe hi samjana hoga ***muttering** teri pagal harkathe unhe bhi bukathni padegi ab..
Arjun : Tu yeh mann hi mann kuch bak bak kartha hai naa...woh mujhe kuch samaj mein nahin aathi...**irritated**
Salil : Kuch nahin yaar..tu chod naa... aman tu batha...tho ladkiyan kya expect karthi hai?? ***trying to change the convo**
Aman : Haan mein bhul hi gaya tha...haan... woh expect karthe hain...ki aap unhe chuyenge, kiss karenge..
Arjun : **eager to know more**
Salil : Nahin nahin yaar ...yeh kya keh rahe ho tum? Chunaa?? aur Kiss??..nahin nahin aise kuch bhi nahin karsaktha mein...woh mujhe galath samjegi***seductively looking at purvi**
Arjun : Mujhe bhi aisa hi lagtha hai...woh galath samaj legi. **looking seductively at Aro**
Salil : **kind of banging his head** **thinking : woh Aunty ?? aur galath??Ulta wohi iss pe khud padegi...pagal kahin kaa..kyar chod mujhe kya..**
Aman : Galath? Aba tum usse nahin choge tho tab galath samjegi woh..**smiling**
Salil : Kya? **confused**
Arjun : Nahin choone se galath samje gi kya?? **confused, hilling julling**
Aman : Ofcourse...woh samaj sakthi hai ki tum GAY ho..**laughing like hell**
Salil : Haan ofcourse ....mujhe bhi aisa hi laga tha **remembering his talk with Arjun abt the DOSTANA**
Arjun : Kya ?? GAY?? Oh MY GOD ...**confused, literally hilofying** ab mein kya karoon?
Aman : Jaldi se jaake KISS karleejiye...bas aur kya??
Arjun : Haan haan...ab karna hi padega ...**confused**, par kaise karun?
Salil : Tu hamein kyon pooch raha hai? Jaake ussise puchna ...**muttering** usse patha hi hoga..
Arjun : Kya? Mujhe patha hai tu jealous hai mere GF ko dekhe ...par itni buri buri bathen math kar **H&M**
Salil : Arey mene kya kaha...ab tu itna tension kyun leraha hai...aur yeh jealousy wali kya baath hai...uski shakal tho dekh kahan woh aur kahan meri waali...zaameen asman ka phark hai... tu naa pyar mein pagal hogaya hai...tujhe sirf woh insaan dhikthi hai..aur sab bhoot.. **Angry**
Arjun : Pehli baath bhoothon ko bhooth hi kehthe hain**Angry** **thinking abt HP and his wife**, aur dusri baath ....meri waali sach mein iss duniya ki sabse khobsoorath ladki hai... suna nahin kya dad ne jo kaha... ussme koi kami nahin hai....**looking passionately at Aro**
Salil : Haan haan sunna naa...sunna aur dekha bhi ...**thinking: dono Senior aur junior PUNJI pagal hogaye hain*** waise bhi tu sach kehtha hai...uss jaisi khobsoorathi meri wali ko kahan?... **banging his head**
Arjun : Khushi hui sunke ...aakhir tu maan hi liya ki woh khobsoorath hai.....khayr chod...jaake usse abb KISS mangni hai mujhe....**runs towards arohi**
Salil : **Shrad manathe hue** Aaj bayankar pralay aane wala hai...Arjun Aunty ko kiss karne wala hai...yeh bagwan yeh mein kya kya dekh raha hoon....kyar chodo ...Dondz ko kiss karne se Aunty ko kiss karna behthar hai... chalo...mein bhi...Purvi ke paas jatha hoon aur kiss karletha hoon...nahin tho woh mujhe galath samaj legi....**runs towards purvi**
Arjun-Unty-Arohi-Nuts-Sardarji-DK-Salil-Paddy :: KMH ki THE END
***Adat se majboor Nuts mixes spike in the coke...**
Unty : Yeh mein kya sun rahi hoon? **little shocked**
Arjun : **H&P** aapne teek suna'abb aapko samaj mein aya naa ki aapko yahan pe kyun bhulaya?? ***thinking: thank god 'iss Aunty ko patha chala ki mein Arohi se shaadi karne wala hoon** **sharamaying and looking at arohi**
Sardarji : Uss din tho bahut bhav kha rahe the?? **thinking abt the reunion party day**
Arjun : Arey nahin yaar ...aiase hi ...Naughty boy ***smiling**
Unty : Mujhe bahut khushi hui ....mein Touccch hogayeeee **thinking: Engagement thak aagaya ....mein itni Sexy jo hoon....Naughty boy**
Sardarji : **confused seeing Unty so happy** Aap kyun itna khush horahe hai??
Unty : aap bhi naa ...kaise kahun mein **sharmaying**
Saradrji : **totally confused looking at the unty** **muttering** kya shaadi unki horahi hai ya aapki ?
Arjun : **day dreaming abt arohi** haan..shaadi karni hai mujhe..ab aur intzaar nahin hotha mujhse...***sharmaying***
Sardarji : **bahut hi bada jatka laga** Kya??Kya kaha tumne.....**pointing towards Unty** shaadi karni hai??
Arjun : **all eyes on Arohi** haan kitni baar kahu?? Mujhe shaadi karni hai ...muhjhe bahut achi lagthi hai...itni boli bali insaan kahan pe milegi mujhe?
Unty : ** sharamhat se pinking** Dekha tumne sunna nahin?woh shaadi karna chahtha hai.
Saradji : **coming out of jatka** Haan haan sun tho raha hoon...par samaj nahin paa raha hoon...**thinking::kalyug kaa prabhav shayad**
Arjun : **still dreaming abt arohi** Mujhe eek help karega?
Sardarji : Haan haan kaho , tu dharmender mein jitender ..tere liye kuch bhi.
Arjun : Patha nahin dad kaha gayab hogaye...mujhse aur intzaar nahin hotha...tu uss din ki tharah aaj bhi jaake engagement announce karde ..**pleading**
Sardarji : Kya?? **shocked**
Arjun : Haan karna pls...
Sardarji : Tu phir se eek baar soch le...yeh shaadi hai...koi hasi mazaak nahin..
Arjun : **H&M** ab iska kya mathlab...yeh tum sab ko kya horaha hai...jab mein ladkiyon se nafrath kartha tha thab bhi aaplogon ko problem thi aur jab mein khushi kushi shaadi karna chahtha hoon tho thab bhi aap logon ko problem hai kya?
Sardarji : Ab mujhe aisa lag raha hai...tum nafrath hi karlethe **feeling like crying**
Arjun : Tu zyada soch math...bas jaake kehde..
Sardarji : Acha teri marzi..mein kya kahon...**walks like a tortoise to the center **
Sardarji : Doston...aaj mera dost ...mera bachpan ka saathi...shaadi karne jaa raha hai... woh koi aur nahin ....Arjun aur ...aur...**muttering** Unty...
***DK, MM, Paddy talking to Salil at the entrance, listen to the announcement***
D.K : Kya?? ***literally shocked***
MM : What??***shocked***
Paddy: : Yeh kya bak raha hai woh sardar...???***shocked***
Salil : Haan ...Arjun Aunty se pyar kartha hai...**with tears in his eyes**
D.K : Mera beta ...uss aunty se pyar kartha hai??....**holding his heart**
Salil : Haan uncle...aur yeh kya aap hi ne tho ...engagement announce ki hain **shocked**
Paddy : Engagement Unty se??
MM : Tu pagal hai kya salil...unty se engagement??
D.K : Mene tho socha tha ki woh Nattasha ke baren me baath kar raha hai ***literally shocked, still holding on to his chest**
Salil : Nahin uncle , hamara Arjun bahut different hai, usne Aunty ke saath date pe gaya... salsa bhi ki hai... aur ....
D.K : aur kya??***shocked***
MM : aur?***shocked***
Paddy : aur kya salil?***shocked***
Salil : eek dhin dondz ko bhi pyar karraha tha....
Paddy : Dondz ??***shocked***
D.K : Kya ?? Yeh mere beto ko kya hua??***shocked***
Salil : Haan uncle..**with teary eyes**
Paddy : Tu kya pagal hogaya hai?**fuming**
MM : Unty aur dondz?
Salil : aur Uncle aap ko tho abhi Aunty se shaadi karani hi padegi...kyun ki agar Unty nahin tho dondz aapka bahu banega...
D.K : Dondz mera bahu?? **literally shocked**
Salil : Aur aur eek baath kehni thi aap se....***embarassed**
D.K : Aur bhi hai kya?
MM : aur?
Paddy : aur kya salil?
Salil : Haan woh kya hai ki.... kuch der pehle hi ...ussne..aur eek bayankar kaam kiya
D.K : Ab isse bada anaab shanab kaam kya hai?? **literally crying**
Salil : Woh aman ke baathen sun kar...uss Unty ..ko...
D.K : Unty ko?
MM : ko?
Salil : Woh...unty ko....kaise kahun?....
D.K : dekh jaldi se kaho ...mera dil zor zor se dadak raha hai...jaldi kaho...
Salil : woj uss aunty ko...unty ko......KISS kiya...
D.K : KYAaaaa??.... ***heartattack** ***D.K, MM, Paddy are sent to hospital, Arjun doesnt know abt it****
Arohi : **listening to sardars words ..runs towards arjun** Sir yeh kya hai?
Arjun : **all confused and shocked** wahi tho mujhe bhi samaj nahin arahi hai?
Sardarji : **as if acheived nobel prize comes towards arjun** teek hai kya? aab khush naa??
Arjun : **fuming with anger** mein aaj tera khoon zaroor pee jaounga ...
Sardarji : Ab mene aise kya kardiya ?? **shocked**
Arjun : Tu jaake kya baka wahan pe?? **fuming with anger**
Sardarji : Wahi jo tumne kaha ...**surprised**
Arohi : Acha ab samaj mein aya mujhe ...Sir I hate u...yeh sab aapki plan thi..**fuming** .
Arjun : Arohi tum bhi yeh keh rahe ho?Tum he tho patha honi chahiye... yeh ML mein math jana abb...
Unty : **listening to all this** Kya?? Tumhe kyon itna gussa araha hai?? **looking at arohi**
Arohi : Aap chup rahiye...issne mujhse pyar ka izhaar kiya hai... **fuming with anger**
Unty : Mujhse bhi kiya hai ***sharmaying***
Arohi : Kya? Kab? **shocked**
Arjun :Haan...kab?? **shocked**
Unty : woh mujhe rose diya ....tumhe diya kya? **smiling**
Arohi : Nahin par mujhe woh boquet diya...aapko diya kya?**proud**
Unty : Ussne mujhe red rose diya...red ka mathlab love..
Arohi : par ussne mujhe ILU kaha ...app se kaha kya?
Unty : Usne mujhse ILU tho nahin kaha ...par usne mujhe is duniya ki sabse khobsurath ladki kaha
Arohi : What?? Yeh kab kaha?? **fuming with anger**
Arjun :Kya??mene ??kab??**shocked**
Unty : Abhi abhi... sardarji se..
Sardarji : Haan kaha tho tha...**shocked**
Arohi : **fuming goes away from there**
Arjun : ***runs behind Arohi***
** Nuts comes running to sardar and Unty**
Nuts : Yeh kya kaha tumne sardar? ....arjun aur Unty ki engagement...tum pagal hogaye kya..?? **fuming with anger** .
Aunty : Tum kaun? **shocked**
Nuts : Yeh engagement meri aur Arjun ki hai... **fuming with anger**
Aunty : Kya tumse engagement...tumhari shakal dekho..
Nuts : what? **fuming with anger**
Aunty : agar tum mere aur Arjun ke beech mein aye tho tumhe mein mardalongi..**fuming**
Nuts : buddi aunty kahin ki......tumhe arjun chahiye? **fuming with anger**
Aunty : Buddi ?? mein?? mein item girl ...aur tum eek cheap item **embarassing nuts**
Nuts : mein item?? aaj to tum yaa mein dekhlethe hain...
Aunty : Chalo dekthe hain...**angry**
Nuts : Chalo... **fuming with anger**
****both leave the venue to a garden and fight ...and finally at the end of WWF Aunty jumps on Nuts...and Nuts dies....Aunty goes jail.....Arjun doesnt know abt it****
Arjun : Nahin nahin arohi ...mein tho thumhare baren mein saradar se keh raha tha...tum itna gussa math hona..
Arohi : Aap joote ho... I hate u..
Arjun : Nahin aro...tumhi woh ladki ho...yeh sab naa uss pagal sardar ki wajah se hui hai....kahan hai woh...**looks for sardar, drags him to arohi**
Sardar : Yeh kya karrahe ho...chodo mujhe ..**confused**
Arjun : Tu jaake abhi yeh misunderstanding door karde...phir se announce kar.....meri aur arohi ki engagement..
Arjun , Arohi , Sardar : ***all thirsty drink spiked coke***
Sardarji : Doston mujhe ghalath phaimi hui thi...woh engagement Arjun aur Aunty ki nahin...par Arjun aur Arohi ki shaadi hai...
Arjun-Arohi : **all hilling willing...spiked drink effect***exchange garlands and get married**
🥳🥳🥳......THE END....🥳🥳🥳🥳
I hope u ppl liked it...
Anu.
Cricket
