Kabab mai haddi
Na jaane meray dimaagh ko kia hogaya
Nupur kai atay hi sab satyanaas ho gaya
Project hi mai nahi kamray tak ajati ho
Ab tho mairay chaltay phirtay sapno mai muskurati ho
New theory apni bekaar hogai
Ye bemari tho ab permenant hogai
"Desert island syndrome" nahi mujhay pyar hogaya
Ye bukhaar tho ab la ilaaj hoagaya
Mumbai sai Ahemdabad tak tumhain sambhala
Aur aakhir mai tum nai haath Chironji ka thaama
Chironji ka tho ab katle aam hoga
Haath lagaya tho ab bura haal hoga
Khana kia saath khaeyga
Akaila tho main na chorunga
Gunjan ko jawaab dena hai
Mom ko bhi proud banana hai
Nupur tho hai bholi si
Nazar us par rakhni hai
Chiru ko tho mai cheer dunga
Aisa rakh rakh kar dunga
Nupur kion impress hoti ho
Mai bhi hun acha khasa sa
Noble price sharukh khan ko mila
Oscar tum ko deta hun
Bhaar mai jaey island syndrome
Mujh ko bhi saath chalna hai
Shut up khud ko kehta hun,Gussay walay anger mai
Goli tho ab marunga,Is kabaab kai haddi ko nikalunga
Logo nai taj mahal banaya ,Mai nai paneer tikka khaya
Unho nai dusro sai kaam karaya,Mai nai khud hi jhokam uthaya
Paani gira kar bhagaoonga,Apnay roothay ko manaoonga
Jitna chaho dur rehna,Wapis hai paas mairay aana
Aankho sai ansu anay na dunga ,kisi ko tumhai satanay na dunga
dharmendar bankai bacahaonga,har raaz tumhai bataonga
rishta hai tum sai nibhana
akhir apna hai tumko banana