Ok...I am posting this here cause Sheena asked me to, see if it might help get Extra vote for Ram Kapoor. Those who read my earlier gujju version of JW and Bani...know about Jayesh and Bina the gujju JW and Bani.
So read on...pappu ki dance classes ke bare mei.
Pappu Wants to Dance
Jayesh shuffles into the kitchen mumbling '1,2…cha cha cha. 1,2…cha cha cha. "
Bina taps him on the shoulder, "Shun 1,2…cha cha cha. Ganda thaye gaya cho."(What! 1,2…cha cha cha. Have you gone mad."
Jayesh wraps his arms around her waist and snuggles her, "Aree mari Aishwaria…aa taro pappu dance show ma bhag levano che." (O'my Aishwaria…your pappu is going to take part in a dance show.)
Bina taps her head, "O mari maa…shun karu tamaru…nachta toh avartu nathi ne show ma bhag levana." (O'my mother. ..what shall do about you? You don't know how to dance and you want to take part in the dance show.)
Jayesh squeezes her hard and kisses her neck, "Bina…jarak mara ma viswas toh rakh…aetlo bandhu toh kharab nathi…ane whun training mate pan jayish…peli Piya che ne, chutha maree rehti…a dance teacher che."(Bina…have some faith in me…I am not that bad. And I am going to take training…that Piya, the one that lives on the fourth floor…she is a dance teacher.)
"hai Ram..a chudail pasenthi tame dance shikhwana. Khabar che aetoh ainu bahanu che. Salli…paraya mard upar haath lagawanu kaam che. Tame aeni paase lesson na leta."(OH Ram…you are going to take lesson from that witch. Do you know she is pretends to teach. B****…she just wants to get her hands on women's husbands. You will not take any lesson from her.)
Jayesh releases his hold and makes a puppy face, "Par Bina…mei toh already lesson chalu karididha…ane tane kahoon…boh saras mazzanu shikawe che. Tane batawu." (But Bina…I already started lesson with her…and let me tell you…she teaches good. Shall I show you?) Jayesh then sways his hips close to Bina.
Bina pushes him away, "Chi…chi..ketloon gandu…Hai bhagwan…kem bachawoon tamne aye chudail paseen thi."(Yuck…how dirty…oh God…how will I save you from that witch.)
Jayesh scowls at her and stomps his feet. "Bina joh tu manee pyaar kareti che. Toh tu aamaan mathu ni nakhti…Piya saari chokri che." (Bina if you love me then you will not stick your head in this …Piya is a nice girl.)
Bina's face gets red. "Jawon ahiyaan thi…mare tamari sathe vaat nathi karvi. Ne khabar dar mari paseen avata…nahi toh tamari chuney vati nakish." (Go away form here…I don't want to talk to you. And don't you dare come near me…for I will make a chutney of you.)