Voting Caption Contest: Closed

WOWWW


Awesome captions ..

Here's my vote -

# 1 for DM

# 2 for Santo ..

oh, i love the captions..

I give Vote to

DM # 6
Santu # 6

First time co-incidently its going to b 6.for Both of them..👏

🤣

Awesummmmmmmmmmmmmm LOL I am TRULY ROFLLLL hehehe....

Ok for Category 1. i.e. for DM it's #2...
And for Santu it's really really tough🤣

#2 , #3 and #4 are really rofllllllll


Okiz for 2nd category i.e. for Santu's I will go with #2🤣🤣

So that's it.....both #2's for me😃

But yes, ALL the entries are FABBBBBBBBB👏 It was REAL hard😆😆

All the best to all the participants!😳

hi erum I wanna participate to the voting but sorry I don't understand what's written in hindi 😔

Though all entries r awesum n vry funny, my vote goes to:

For DM #6

Originally posted by: ...erum...

Category One DM's captions

#1
GAWD''..good looks can be such a curse'.har koi gawkte rehte hai 24/7, even this CHOKRI bhi 😡

[God, good looks can be such a curse. everyone keeps staring 24/7, even this chokri, code name for Santo]

#2
What a BOREEE''..I think its better to go to sleep and dream of my SHU''.

#3
DM: Bhagwan, aaj tak mei tujhe pe atooth vishwas karta tha, par aaj yeh vishwas tootne laga,mei kaise yeh bandhan nibha sakunga? Dil mei sift Subhadra ki jageh hai..

[oh god, i always had such a strong faith in you, but today this trust is breaking, how can i make this relationship work? my heart only has place for Subhadra]

#4
DM: Aaj woh Viraat or Jaggu ne mujhe nirbal bana diya...par mein harnewala nahin. Santo ko mujhe phasa kar woh dono kabhi chaine se nehi sowyenge.

[today that Viraat and Jaggu made me powerless.. but i am not going to lose so easly. Making me stuck with Santo they are not going to sleep in peace either]

#5
DM: Abh iss chokri ko mei kya karu...heera toh nahin hai ki mei usse bazaar mei bach saku.

[what should i do with this chokri (code name for Santo, also means girl).. she's not a diamond that i can sell her off in the market]

#6
DM: Bhagwan mujhe yeh chokri se bachalo...iss umar mei mujhe kahaan phasaya apne.

[oh god, save me from this girl.. made me stuck in this situation, that too in this age]

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Category Two Santu's Captions

#1

Santo :yes my darling malik have a wonderful nap befor we get back home to ur horrible sister moti-ben

living with her all this years must be a nightmare and a sleepless night huh

she wondered to her self.

#2

chance in a million ' chance pe dance mar lu keya

[chance in a million; maybe i should dance for this chance]

#3

Hmmm''

Hai Love Mera Hit Hit Soniya ☺️
To Phir Kaise Khit Pit Soniya ☺️
Tu Baby Badi Fit Fit Soniya ☺️
Na Kar Aise Khit Pit Khit Pit ☺️ '''stuck in my head forever.

[song from Billu Barber - i'm sure you must've heard it]

#4

Kitna Khadoos hai yaar, seems like dantofying someone even in his sleep .

[what kind of snob he is, seems like he's yelling at someone even in his sleep]

#5

Santo: Hai Ram...patah nahi yeh Ravan jaisa dekhta hai...kya yeh sach mei mera Ram ban payega.

[oh god.. i don't know.. he looks like Ravan (character from Ramayan).. would he be able to be my Ram]


#6
Santo: Yeh malik mera pati hogaya aaj...yeh rishta kaise bandh gaya...yeh rishta mei kaise nibha paoungi?

[our leader is my husband now.. how did this relation came to be.. how would i be able to make this realtion work?]


#7
Santo: Mawri...mujhe bacho lo is pathar jaise insaan se..

[Mawri (the cow).. save me from this man made of bricks (not literally, lol.. it means he has no feelings]


#8
Santo: Ram...Jai ram...Ram...Jai Ram...meri raksha karna bhagwan.

[Ram, oh Ram, Ram, oh Ram.. save me oh god]