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soapie

@soapie

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Posted: 16 years ago

Name : Dharamraj Mahiyanshi

Age : 50 on paper, 40 in looks and just 25 in our minds😳😆

Occupation : Diamond Trader

Interests : Diamonds, duh!

Spouse/s : One dead, another to follow suit (unless rescued)

Children : We don't want to talk about it.😕

Favourite Line : Is Gaon mein Ekaj leader Che, Dharamraj Mahiyavanshi😎

Most Likely to Say : Santu who?😆

Pets Hates : Cockroaches, Lizards, Virat and Jaggu...not necessarily in this order!

Fav Song : Main Hoon Don...

Hobbies : Speaking to dead people... (Creepy as it may sound, its true nevertheless!)

Email : Dharamrajmahiyavanshi@arrogance-is-my-birthright.com

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Name : Santu alias Chokri, Malkin, Madhav Solanki's dohitri and many more

Age : 18

Occupation : Store-room incharge (In line for a much deserved promotion)

Interests : Cows...I think!

Spouse/s : Dharamraj Mahiyavanshi...but its a different story altogether!

Children : Very lucky in this department...5 ready made ones!

Favourite Line : More or less is rendered speechless by everyone around

Most Likely to Say : Malik...😉😆

Hobbies : Speaking to Cows...(Atleast the husband wife have something in common)

Fav Song : Sasural Gainda Phool...😆

Email : SantuMahiyavanshi@I-am-more-than-just-a-chokri.com

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Name : Tarunben alias Hitler - Part 2

Age : Who cares?

Occupation : Specializes in torture and abuses

Interests : Bossing around everyone

Spouse/s : None...(Lucky Men!)

Children : None...(Once again, Lucky kids!)

Favourite Line : Quite Unprintable...

Most Likely to Say : Oye, Fair and Lovely...😆

Pet Hates : Toothpastes, Fairness Creams and her brother's wife

Email : Tarunben@Competition-to-dracula.com

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Name : Pinakin

Age : God knows!

Occupation : Manager cum Secretary cum Man Friday to DM

Interests : Ledger Accounts / Diamond Bochures and shuffling abandoned brides from one place to another

Spouse/s : Happily Single...but looks much ready to Mingle...😆

Children : Upar waala line jab phil hoga, toh yahan ki baari lagegi!

Favourite Line : Ji, Motabhai...

Most Likely to Say : Malik, aapki Patni...mera matlab, Madhav Solanki ki Dohitri

Hobbies : Working for DM leaves no time for pursuing hobbies

Fav Song : Not a musical sort of person!

Email : Pinakin@I-have-to-find-another-employer.com😉😆

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Soapie😊

Edited by soapie - 16 years ago

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@sns23

Dazzler

Posted: 16 years ago

ROFL Soapie...

🤣

This is too funny.. My tummy's aching from laughing so hard...

Santu who??? and pinakin's upar wala line.. 🤣🤣

Hilarious... ROFL....

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Sonia Ahmed

@~Wicked~

Dazzler

Posted: 16 years ago

Soapie...thats a masterpiece, an absolutely superb slambook 🤣. I can't roll on the floor unfortunately 😕, am at work 😕. Stuffed my hanky in my mouth though 🤣. Thankoo, for a provinding a nice start to the day 🤣.

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Sonia Ahmed

@~Wicked~

Dazzler

Posted: 16 years ago

I will try and have a go at this 😕:

Name : Mr. Dharamraj Mahiyanshi TT (The Tyrant ☺️)

Age : 50+ on paper 😡, 30 something in looks ☺️ and in our minds, his age ranges from 3-30 (I guess)

Occupation : Diamond Marchant

Interests : His kam, frowning, twirling his mooches and general terrorising (like a Tyrant should)

Spouse/s : Two, one visible (to him Subhadra is still live) and one invisible ("chokri who?")

Children : What children 😕? He doesn't have any yet 😕? Selective acknowledgement 😆?

My most Favourite Line from him : "Saras Che" ☺️, "Chokri 🤢?" and "Chokri 😡!"

Most Likely to Say : "Off with your head 😡"

Hates : Rats, Chuhas, pet cows and Chokris

Email : thetyrant@hotmail.com

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Name : Santok....aka: Chokri....aka: Oye.....aka: Malik ka Patni 😡....aka: Santu.....aka: Bantu

Age : I don't know and don't wanna know

Occupation : Trainee in art of invisibility and receiving abuse (Doing an evening course in 'trying to look at my Pati for the 1st time 101')

Interests : Anti torture techniques, Malik (I am dead sure), Cows, Keeping Maun Vrats.

Spouse/s : The Tyrant

Children : 5 (don't want to think about it )

Favourite Line : Most probably forgotten how to speak by now cause of a fav hobby (keeping Maun Vrats)

Most Likely to Say (in her mind): Malik ☺️, I am Chokri ☺️, aapka invisible patni ☺️

Email : SantokM@malik_ka_chokri.com

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Name : Ms. Hitler M. WW (Wicked Witch of East, West, North and South)

Age : I thought that demons were kinda immortal

Occupation : Voldemort ka fulltime chamchee........

Interests : Torture and abuse

Spouse/s : No man is that stupid or that mad or that suicidal.

Children : Lets not even mention the word 'children' around the demon 😕.....She is the kind of person that parents would use to sacre children to go to sleep at night....I have nightmares, 'Darauni Aruat' 😡.

Favourite Line : &*$(%&$(&%"_($*%)$*")*$*%)$......................

Most Likely to Say : Dunno.....I cover my ears and cringe at the sight of her opening her mouth .

Hates : What doesn't she hate would be easier to write down .

Email : Motiben@ucche_jaat.com

😳 😕...........dunno

Edited by ~Wicked~ - 16 years ago