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These are some excerpts for fun...vocabulary,theories
Disclaimer: I dont own everything I say here..
Mayurians please contribute!!
MMS: Mayank Mania/Madness SYndrome
(eg. Buying strawberry icecream, papaya etc after an episode..🤣)
SMS: Save My SOul from Mayank😛
Vishwamitra Theory application: nupur seducing serious deedha saadha ladka mayank
Darwin's theory: SUrvival of the fittest.. Mayank has the right to lie to survive in a gaon that they are married...
to be picked up by your guy act drunk. However results of observation also depends on the quality of tht hottie (and your own weight! your weight should be < the weight of your guy )
Additional Talent cum Shock Therapy (ATST) theory and also tips on 'how to stop people from snoring'.
ATST : A term for Ventriloquism generally used in the MayUr world!
A tip on 'How to stop people form snoring' :
1. "Sing" (the quotes explain it all)
FLASHBACK THEORY:
You can hide your faults by recalling the other person's faults done hundred years ago.. 😳
Oxymoron: when ayank lies it is for public welfare(like the lagan one) when Nupur lies she is blah blah blah..
Black vest syndrome: Inability to remove the beach-cum-black vest scene from the mind..❤️
Chemistry: Nupur+Mayank
Catalyst: Mayank's black costumes
Zoology: Nupur's fav Bhains
Marketing skills: Bargaining for mayapari and missing the bus!!😆😆
HAIR-TOUCH-O-PHOBIA-Meri Baalon ko mat choo🤣
FOR GLOSSY HAIR: Use mayank's nariyal tel.🤪.. but dont let anybody touch your hair as jaado fisal jaayegaa
Drunken Privileges= Getting drunk and doing crazy things with a conscious mind but blaming it on your alter ego the next morning
ODA Principle= Obsession-Desire-Attraction - this bhagwad geeta theory usually applies to chindi chor praanis like Mayank
DOODHWALA HYPOTHESES: combination of doodhwala theories with direct relations leading to happiness:
Our Dream Profession for Mayank : Doodhwaala (The word is HOT CRUSH DOODHWALA, Mayank brings Milk every morning in that HEAVENLY VEST(another prominent term here) and all the girls wait with bated breath from night to welcome the hottie) .This also inculcates healthy habits like early to bed and early to rise to meet our doodhwala making us healthy wealthy and wise.
DCD= Doodhwala Costume Desginer= Nupur i.e. when Mayank becomes HCD(if you cannot recollect what HCD means, it means Hot Crush Doodhwaala), Nupz is going to design his doodhwaala costume .Black vest should not be ignored.
Phrases that can be associated with Doodhwala Concept= Bhains Ki taang!
And our all time favorite catch phrase- BY GOD!
Some Random Terms used in connection with Mayank:
AXE EFFECT: The famous men's deo that KILLS female kind
CHOCOLATE LAVA : A term usually used to describe Mayank, he is as irresistible as chocolate and melts girls with his charm like lava
THE KCN FAVOURITE THEORY
TT (TRP Target) - Target a thread on the forum and boost its TRPs by seriously discussing crap 🤣
our THEME song:
Tauba tera jalwa
Tauba tera pyaar
Tera emosanal attyaachaar
(from neha)
MayUrwa Sapna = A future spin off series about MayUr being planned by the CREATIVE TEAM of CKN (Carol-Kavya-Neha) club on MayUr's life after college
Please contribute so that fellow mayurians benefit from the discussion whithout going blank..🤣🤣🤣
Mayurians tagged(to be updated)
Melissa : Satyawadi MayUrian
Tanvi : Most helpful MayUrian
Kavz : Craziest mayUrian
Raee : Zabardast MayUrian
Sheri Di : Magical MayUrian
Amber : Vivacious MayUrian
Debby : Faadoo mayUrian
Sheena : Masakali MayUrian
Maria : Sweetest mayUrian
Zarwa : Most creative MayUrian
Neha : Most Mischievious MayUrian(3m or mmm)
Caro:the great Bharatiya Naari(GBN) MayUrian
Senny:Sincere MayUrian
These are some excerpts for fun...vocabulary,theories
Disclaimer: I dont own everything I say here..
Mayurians please contribute!!
MMS: Mayank Mania/Madness SYndrome
(eg. Buying strawberry icecream, papaya etc after an episode..🤣)
SMS: Save My SOul from Mayank😛
MBM: Mayur Bhajan Mandali...
MCCP:Mayank Chindi chor PraniVishwamitra Theory application: nupur seducing serious deedha saadha ladka mayank
Darwin's theory: SUrvival of the fittest.. Mayank has the right to lie to survive in a gaon that they are married...
The Skunk Theory: The creatures that are really quite mild mannered, and if you don't startle them or make them angry, they're happy to leave you alone. 😆😆😆(This theory strictly implies to creatures like mayank)🤡
The Pickup-Drop-Escape Theory
Pick Up= pick up Nupz when shes is drunk
Drop= Drop her if people start reading your mind (classroom scene after the koshish karne waalon ki haar nahi hoti when Mayu drops Nupz as CJ gives him a 'what's cooking Mayu' stare)
Escape= Try to run away when she is attacking with you stones and chasing you to burn you alive (jungle scenes)😲
DCMD Theory (Dimaag ke Circuit Main Defect Theory): ALWAYS thinking the opposite and jumping to conclusions very quickly 😆😆{the upar neeche effect}
A Famous and often used Word from MayUrian part of the world:
'WHATEVER' (Meaning 🤬)
And the greatest theory of all
The Undue Advantage Theory - its very difficult to put this theory concisely or in one line (we filled up a whole pradise based on this theory) This theory basically deals with the interpretational scope "Undue Advantage" can offer
This theory offers multiple scope for inferences ..to be or not to be..
KESH-NIKHAR THEORY: this thoery implies that one shud pamper our with nariyal tel WITHOUT A MISS....to make them look silky and HAWT(this theory is in the connection to mayank's lehraate sundar ghane baal)😆😆
The Khatiya/Bed -ANTI MAYANK Theory: this theory implies that the compression interaction between MAYU'S BODY and the khatiya/bed results in destruction of either of the objects..😆😆😆
ShutUp n bounce theory=this states one shut our veryown"doodhwala's "chapar chapar n bounce with our own chappar chappar(remmeber in the jungle scene wen mayank was scoldin nupz fr gettin down frm the bus)
Talli Theory:this indicates get "talli"with a bottle of alchohol assuming it as a "gaon k kuen(well) ka pani" n start a gajrarey dance so tht our HOT Crush Doodhwala will pick us up😆😆😆
girl intoxication= Girl pickup..The Pickup-Drop-Escape Theory
Pick Up= pick up Nupz when shes is drunk
Drop= Drop her if people start reading your mind (classroom scene after the koshish karne waalon ki haar nahi hoti when Mayu drops Nupz as CJ gives him a 'what's cooking Mayu' stare)
Escape= Try to run away when she is attacking with you stones and chasing you to burn you alive (jungle scenes)😲
DCMD Theory (Dimaag ke Circuit Main Defect Theory): ALWAYS thinking the opposite and jumping to conclusions very quickly 😆😆{the upar neeche effect}
THE KUMBHKARNA SIDE EFFECT THEORY: this theory indicates that LATE NIGHT SLEEP, BECAUSE OF THE LATE NIGHT ACTIVITIES can hv HIGHLY SHOCK PRONE ..negative effects which lead to BHAYANKAR consequencies.......
SINGULAR CAUSE for this effect- Mayank (who DISTURBS our mind and does not let us fall asleep)! 😳😳A Famous and often used Word from MayUrian part of the world:
'WHATEVER' (Meaning 🤬)
And the greatest theory of all
The Undue Advantage Theory - its very difficult to put this theory concisely or in one line (we filled up a whole pradise based on this theory) This theory basically deals with the interpretational scope "Undue Advantage" can offer
This theory offers multiple scope for inferences ..to be or not to be..
KESH-NIKHAR THEORY: this thoery implies that one shud pamper our with nariyal tel WITHOUT A MISS....to make them look silky and HAWT(this theory is in the connection to mayank's lehraate sundar ghane baal)😆😆
The Khatiya/Bed -ANTI MAYANK Theory: this theory implies that the compression interaction between MAYU'S BODY and the khatiya/bed results in destruction of either of the objects..😆😆😆
ShutUp n bounce theory=this states one shut our veryown"doodhwala's "chapar chapar n bounce with our own chappar chappar(remmeber in the jungle scene wen mayank was scoldin nupz fr gettin down frm the bus)
Talli Theory:this indicates get "talli"with a bottle of alchohol assuming it as a "gaon k kuen(well) ka pani" n start a gajrarey dance so tht our HOT Crush Doodhwala will pick us up😆😆😆
MAY DARE A LOT, TOUCH GIRLS MAZAGINE NOT THEORY: this thoery is in context to the most embarrasin' moment that can a guy can face if hez bein 2 geeky to read the girl's magazine while sittin' in the ladies favourite hideout...😆😆😆
to be picked up by your guy act drunk. However results of observation also depends on the quality of tht hottie (and your own weight! your weight should be < the weight of your guy )
Mayurwa, Nupurva BIG BANG THEORY:(not for ages under 18)
This theory explains the facts of how the miss of 6 chaalis ki last local bus can contribute in the possible existance of mayank and nupur's future beautiful kids..-MAYURWA N' NUPURWA...😆😆😆😆
Cane Threatening Theory: use a cane to shut up ever-complaining akdoo people like Mayank
BB (Bhaiyyaji-Bhabhiji): Rustic jargon indicating a married couple!
Cane Threatening Theory: use a cane to shut up ever-complaining akdoo people like Mayank
UPSIDE DOWN THEORY: This theory explains the position in which late night activities shud b put into action...for the HIGH IMPACT....🤣
BB (Bhaiyyaji-Bhabhiji): Rustic jargon indicating a married couple!
Additional Talent cum Shock Therapy (ATST) theory and also tips on 'how to stop people from snoring'.
ATST : A term for Ventriloquism generally used in the MayUr world!
A tip on 'How to stop people form snoring' :
1. "Sing" (the quotes explain it all)
FLASHBACK THEORY:
You can hide your faults by recalling the other person's faults done hundred years ago.. 😳
Oxymoron: when ayank lies it is for public welfare(like the lagan one) when Nupur lies she is blah blah blah..
Black vest syndrome: Inability to remove the beach-cum-black vest scene from the mind..❤️
Chemistry: Nupur+Mayank
Catalyst: Mayank's black costumes
Zoology: Nupur's fav Bhains
Marketing skills: Bargaining for mayapari and missing the bus!!😆😆
HAIR-TOUCH-O-PHOBIA-Meri Baalon ko mat choo🤣
FOR GLOSSY HAIR: Use mayank's nariyal tel.🤪.. but dont let anybody touch your hair as jaado fisal jaayegaa
Drunken Privileges= Getting drunk and doing crazy things with a conscious mind but blaming it on your alter ego the next morning
ODA Principle= Obsession-Desire-Attraction - this bhagwad geeta theory usually applies to chindi chor praanis like Mayank
DOODHWALA HYPOTHESES: combination of doodhwala theories with direct relations leading to happiness:
Our Dream Profession for Mayank : Doodhwaala (The word is HOT CRUSH DOODHWALA, Mayank brings Milk every morning in that HEAVENLY VEST(another prominent term here) and all the girls wait with bated breath from night to welcome the hottie) .This also inculcates healthy habits like early to bed and early to rise to meet our doodhwala making us healthy wealthy and wise.
DCD= Doodhwala Costume Desginer= Nupur i.e. when Mayank becomes HCD(if you cannot recollect what HCD means, it means Hot Crush Doodhwaala), Nupz is going to design his doodhwaala costume .Black vest should not be ignored.
SPEND THE MONEY RARE , CHOOSE HONEY WITH CARE THEORY: this theory states that one shud b smart enuf to save our money for milk by marryin' a DOODHWALLA...😆😆
Phrases that can be associated with Doodhwala Concept= Bhains Ki taang!
And our all time favorite catch phrase- BY GOD!
Some Random Terms used in connection with Mayank:
AXE EFFECT: The famous men's deo that KILLS female kind
CHOCOLATE LAVA : A term usually used to describe Mayank, he is as irresistible as chocolate and melts girls with his charm like lava
THE KCN FAVOURITE THEORY
TT (TRP Target) - Target a thread on the forum and boost its TRPs by seriously discussing crap 🤣
our THEME song:
Tauba tera jalwa
Tauba tera pyaar
Tera emosanal attyaachaar
(from neha)
Our Mayur Anthem :
"dil diya hai...jaan bhii denge..
aye mayur tere liye
har karam apna karenge
aye mayur tere liye"..😆
MAYUR SIDE EFFECT BHAJAN:
Tumne Humen pehchana nahii
jana hum koi SANE aatma nahii
screw dheela hai hamare deemag ka..
kab se hai yeh hamen bhii pataaaa nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
eh hey hey..eh.heyy..heyy...laalalalalalallalalallalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"😆😆
(courtesy to jana mein koi anjana nahi song..4m raju chacha
MayUrwa Sapna = A future spin off series about MayUr being planned by the CREATIVE TEAM of CKN (Carol-Kavya-Neha) club on MayUr's life after college
Please contribute so that fellow mayurians benefit from the discussion whithout going blank..🤣🤣🤣
Mayurians tagged(to be updated)
Melissa : Satyawadi MayUrian
Tanvi : Most helpful MayUrian
Kavz : Craziest mayUrian
Raee : Zabardast MayUrian
Sheri Di : Magical MayUrian
Amber : Vivacious MayUrian
Debby : Faadoo mayUrian
Sheena : Masakali MayUrian
Maria : Sweetest mayUrian
Zarwa : Most creative MayUrian
Neha : Most Mischievious MayUrian(3m or mmm)
Caro:the great Bharatiya Naari(GBN) MayUrian
Senny:Sincere MayUrian
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