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DM's ex-wife and current one have an early morning chat at the Mahiyanshi Mansion, discussing common loves (Read DM) and common hatreds (Read Tarunben) šš
Subhadra : (All regal and snooty yet kindly) Good morning, Chokri.
Santu : (Shocked at seeing the portrait talking) Er...aap?
Subhadra : (Amused mocking tone) : Kya Chokri. Tu mujhe nahin jaanti?
Santu : (Bewildered) Pinakin Kaka ne Fridge aur TV ke baare mein toh bata diya...lekin yeh batana bhool gaye ki Malik ke ghar mein photo bhi baat kartein hain.
Subhadra : (Laughing delightedly) You are funny, Chokri! Toh Pinakin is still hanging around here? Kya karein, Global Recession ka zamana hain, bechare ko aur kahan naukri milegi...anyway, tum baton, naya ghar kaisa lag raha hain?
Santu : (Sad) Theek hain...Ba aur Bapuji toh bahut acche hain...Malik shayad mera chehra pehchante nahin hain...kal mujhe cleaning woman samajh baithe...aur Taruben....
Subhadra : (Suddenly irritated) Woh Chudail abhi bhi zinda hain? Yamraj ji ke saath kal lunch meeting hain...unse recommendation kar ke Taruben ko speed-track mein karna hoga...
Santu : (All wonder) Malkin, kya woh aapko bhi torture karti thi?
Subhadra : (A martyr like expression on her face) Arre mat pooch Chokri...mera jeena mushkil kar diya tha usne...but tumhare Malik toh meri pocket mein the...isiliye, Taruben ki zyada chalti nahin thi...kya bahut tang karti hain tumhein?
Santu : (All teared up) Kya bataoon Malkin...subah breakfast se lekar raat dinner tak, koi oppurtunity nahin chodthi, mujhe tang karne ka.
Subhadra : (Deep in thought) Hmm...ek idea hain...jab tak mein Taruben ko yahan upar waale berth mein laane ka intezaam karti hoon, tab tak unka ek interim arrangement karna hoga...kya bolti hain tu? Banegi meri partner?
Santu :(Full of Gratitude) Malkin, aap ki Jai ho...aap jo bolengi, main waise hi karoongi.
Subhadra : Right! Toh main har raat ko portrait se nikalkar, Taruben ke room mein jaoongi, haath mein ke diya liye hue aur safed Chadar pehen kar...heart-attack nahin toh, Blood Pressure toh zaroor upar ho jaayega...
Santu : (Visibily happy) You are the best, Malkin.
Subhadra : (Now looking slyly at at her Sauten) Magar yeh mat samajh lena ki Taruben ki chutti ke baad, tu meri jagah le legi.
Santu : (All eager to please Malkin) Nahin, Nahin Malkin...Yeh Wall toh exclusively aap hi ke liye hain...bhala yahan mein kaise hang ho sakti hoon?
Subhadra : (Wanting to bang her head in frustration because of Santu's innocence) No, you blithering fool! Mera matlab tha, ki tu mere DM se door rahegi...so what if I am dead...7 life ka exclusive contract toh mere saath hi pehle kiya tha na...and I still have 6 left in reserve!
And hence, Subhadra and Santu enter into a secret pact for eliminating Taruben out of the scene. Aage kya hota hain, jaane ke liye, visit karte rahiye, Bandini Forum, exclusively on IF!
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