FASHION 101 for KYPH characters

Okay peeps since I do not make as many comments on clothes in my analysis anymore, and I got PMs saying that my fashion comments were missed I decided to come out with the following MUST_HAVE!Sorry guys my eyes are stuck on IQ and his acting all through this show so I do NOT get time to notice the other people and their outfits!!😆But these tips are for all the characters and if you'd like for whoever wants/needs them--please feel free to add some!!

Here goes:

*There is no person alive who can wear the color mustard. You will not be the first. Apologies.If I see Misty wearing something of this color AGAIN🤢

*If your feet are crusty, ashy, or just desperately in need of a pedicure, anything open toed should immediately be regarded as a BADDD IDEA

*If you do not have the body for it, don't wear it. Don't even buy it. If you have bought it, give it to charity

*Please women wear clothing with class. If it doesn't fit or doesn't suit you, for G-d's sake, put it back! It's tacky. The mirror does not lie. I know you think it's cute or sexy but it only looks that way on the hanger. Once you're wearing it, you will not be an object of desire, but an object of pity

*Oh and Misty: When wearing a skimpy top, balance out the bottom so you're not vulgar (and vice versa)😡...the same goes for makeup: light eyes and darker lipstick, and darker lips and light eye makeup works best...overdo it on both and you may hear a knock on the door when you go out the next time😆!!! While we're at it, please don't overdo the base (foundation)🤢...you don't wanna look like a mime or china doll, it's just not becoming...don't wear shades that are too light, as you will look ashen and demonic in your pix...have you ever seen a picture of an aunty who overdid the foundation? Her neck down looked fine, but her face looked demonic. Same for the neck: don't "blend" all the way down...you're not body painting, you're smoothing out tiny imperfections

I don't want this post to become HUGE so no one can read it so i'll be coming up with part 2 shortly!!Please comment and add what you think!!

😆 😆 😆 agreeee! i've had issues with mishtys eye make up... 😆 and nicely done for the clothes!

😆 😆 😆 thanks legaly...i needed those tips...you should see my face.... 😆 I look like mishty 😆

😆 😆 😆 I can comment when am done with my laughing only 😆 😆 😆 you are too funny and cute 😆 😆

berry funny L.B!!!! 😆 😆 😆
lollllllzzzz.... 😆 😆 😆

wah mishti kuch sikho lol gd but mishti is quite pretty sometimes wen her makeup is light light make-up alwayz sutis people coz it shows most of ur natural beauty!

Part 2:A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG thanks to Sidlum aka Siddi for these😉 😃 😆
*Please pick the right color combinations...lime green & orange,DO NOT look cute together. You just look like a radioactive fruit farm 🤢 .

*Ethnic wear doesn't ALWAYS warrant the occasion.

*If you're going to drink, make sure that you're not wearing something stainable. You're on TV. If you spill that crap on yourself & then get hit by the paparazzi, ladies & gents, those stains are fair game for ALLL the world to see. And I do LITERALLY mean WORLD...us NRI's and People of Indian Origin see them too

*PLEASE stop tucking your shirts into your jeans with a high-waisted belt..it just looks like you have a permanent wedgie COUGHprithviCOUGH

To be continued

lolzzzzzzzzz u r too much 😆 😆

OH MY GOODNESS I forgot the MOST important tips:

PLEASE LADIES, DYE YOUR ROOTS! Look, if you want brown hair, that's your choice. Go for it. But PLEASE OH PLEASE, when your hair starts growing out & you see the blackness is back with a vengeance, TAKE CARE OF THAT ASAP! If you don't want your hair to be brown anymore, that's great, but then dye the rest black so it can grow out without you looking like a zebra on crack & hallucinogens!

Ohh and NOOO colored contact lenses please--you are BROWN remember NOT Caucasian!Colored contacts do NOT suit your eyes UNLESS you look like Aishwarya Rai--and mind you her eyes are REALLY that color

Do NOT line your eyes with ALLLLLL the liner available at Clinique. You are NOT a racoon!!

SHOESSS LADIES SHOESSS!!!
If you're wearing an Indian outfit, stick to morjes or flats or nice simple high-heeled sandals.
If you're wearing a non-Indian outfit, PLEASE for the sake of G-d AND my sanity, wear shoes that MATCH & are from January 2005 @ THE LEAST.
Clunky black shoes with platform heels DO NOT go with everything despite popular belief
And Please go shoe-shopping--I know Mumbai has a few shoe stores--they EXIST for a reason!
Green shoes should NEEWWEEERRR be worn unless you have a green lehenga;
if you are wearing green pants then you have SERIOUS problems that I CANNOT help you with!!

Ohh and please PLEASE lift your lehengas ladies when you are walking around--if you do NOT like that expensive designer lehenga
I KNOW you are wearing do NOT ruin it!!Give it off to charity!!

And I KNOW everyone in India is obsessed with being fair; BUT Please before you take pictures that you KNOW
the ENTIRE world will see, PLEASE use some bronzer so you don't appear ghostly pale!Michael Kors; Clinique
make bronzer for your particular skin tone!!!

Originally posted by: buttercup

😆 😆 😆 I can comment when am done with my laughing only 😆 😆 😆 you are too funny and cute 😆 😆

thank you butterroooo