Star Wars

I am bubbling with ideas today since i am in no mood to write my paper which is due tomorrow 😆. This post is based on the Star Wars Saga.

Characters and Characteristics

Abhi - Anakin Skywalker/ Darth Vader

Simran - Chancellor

Sia - Jar Jar Binks

Kiran - Padme

Aastha - Princess Leah

Yash - Luke

Sid - Han Solo

Saakshi - R2D2

Saurabh - C3PO

Manas - Obi-Wan Kenobe

Urmila - Chewbacca

Yoda - as himself

Basics: Anakin (from the good force) became Darth Vader (bad force)because of the Chancellor (head of the dark side) and his feelings for Padme. Luke and Leah are Anakin and Padme's children {Our Abhi has had two Padme's one of whom died during childbirth a la Anakin's Padme}. Chewbacca, R2D2, Jar Jar Binks and C3PO are either annoying or childish characters (what you feel about them depends on your age). Obi-Wan was Anakin's advisor before he turned to the dark side. Han Solo was the crazy pilot who fell in love with Leah and was good friends with Luke.

OK now, wear your thinking caps again and come up with something good for this set of characters - i will do the same and post a first story in a little while...😃

Where is Han Solo?????

Manas maybe 😉

Let me make Sid "Han Solo" that will match up with chewbacca and Leah...hahaha

Setting - A long time ago, on a galaxy far far away, the dark forces have started ruling and Darth Vader is feared by all. The allied forces are trying to take over from the Emperor/Chancellor and are attempting to destroy the Death Star. Luke, Han Solo, C3PO and Chewbacca are landing in their spaceship on Planet Naboo where Leah is working with R2D2, and others. Obi-Wan is guiding this impromptu trip to Naboo...via the phone!!

Urmilla (AKA Chewbacca) - AAArrrghhh...(nodding her head around and hitting Han Solo to indicate its time to land)

Yash (AKA Luke) - Sid (AKA Han) abhi lagta hai humey land kar hi lena chahiye, yeh kya bekaar mein circles mein ghoom rahe ho? Yeh Manas (Obi Wan) dikhta tou hai nahin, aur phone par messages chhodta rehta hai. Paagal ho gaya hoon main...is Urmilla ke chillane se aur is bure signal se.

Sid (AKA Han) - Kya re! Jab dekho tab bache ki tarah rona leke baith jaata hai. Is Urmila ko tou main control kar loonga - go on Chewbacca, check the gauge in the back...saara admin ka kaam khatam honey par main tumhein miloonga...aur haan ek aur baat - agar ship land ho gayi ho tou mujhe dhoondne ki zaroorat nahin hai.

Saurabh (AKA C3PO): yeh...sab...kya...ho...raha...hai? Mujhe...bhookh...lagi...hai...jaldi...plane...land...karo

*ship lands, Leah is there to greet the visitors*

Aastha (AKA Leah): Aa gaye tum, Sid? 😕 O saath mein Luke bhi hai! Wah paagalon ki jamaat ne saath mein Naboo par kadam rakha hai. Aayiye nanu...apka outlet plug taiyar hai...Saakshi (R2D2) nanu ko apne charging center tak leke jaao.

SUDDENLY...

Darth vader arrives there...

Abhi: (breathing heavily) Ab tou mujhse tumhein Manas bhi nahin bacha sakta Yash.

Yash is hearing voices "use the force, Yash, use the force"

Yash: Yeh force force kya hai yaar...main tou chatt gaya hoon bhaashan sunke...Main jaa raha hoon Simran aunty (Chancellor) ke paas, uske saath meri direct dialing hai.

Abhi has a flashback ---

Padme/Kiran: Anakin/Abhi, main tumhaare bache ki maa bannewali hoon. Please mere saath ghar chalo...bhool jaao yeh dark side ke chakkar ko, bhool jaao chancellor ko...bhool jaao ki tumne kitno ka dil todaa hai, hum is bachhe ko lekar kahin door chale jaayenge.

Anakin/Abhi: Nahin Kiran, ab bahut der ho chuki hai. Meri zindagi ab Simran ke hawale hain...isi mein ham sab ki bhalaayi hai.

After a few days...

Jar Jar Binks/Sia: Yousa had a son and a daughter sir...yousa should turn back from the dark side - mesa thinks that is the best.

Darth Vader suffocates Jar Jar Binks for the advise.

Flashback ends:

Darth Vader/Abhi: Thehro Yash...I am your father, Yash...come and join me by my side.

Yash: No father, i have to destroy the dark forces like you and the Chancellor and return the serial to its former glory. That is why i am even romancing Saakshi/R2D2 these days. Loving a machine is better than loving the dark side.

Suddenly Simran appears

Simran/Chancellor: I may be blind but I am all powerful and my power comes from Abhi. Come join our side, bacha...Dekho varna shaguna ki tarah mujhe tumhaari zindagi bhi barbaad karni padegi.

Yash starts walking towards the chancellor.

Aastha and Sid cry out - NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Suddenly, Yoda appears to Yash in his vision saying "think for yourself you have to now, hmmm...padme not here to think for you...hmmm...the force is strong with this one..."

Yash: Nahin Simranaunty! Main aapko ya papa ko kabhi maaf nahin kar sakta for what you did to my mama...isi liye main sab ka khoon kar doonga.

He throws out a grenade and everybody except R2D2 and C3PO die!!! R2D2/Sakshi sees what happens and her fuses blow out and she is a mere spring that coils towards Yash's remains.

C3PO: hey...bhagwaan...is...umar...mein...main...akela...ho...gaya !

The End