Recap: Saanjeevani se Dr. Keerti ko nikal diya jaata hia
Isi wajeh se saare interns naraz hokar non-coperative movement shuru kardete hai
Scene 1: Anjali dressed as a school girl and atul dressed as
At: Anjali!
An: Atul.. yeh ki bakwas hai. tum hamesha mere liye itne wierd kapde kyun lekar aate ho?
It embarrasing u know.
At: Arey anjali..yeh tum in kapdo mein itni jawaan aur kachi kali type lagrahi ho...Aisa lagraha hai jaise abhi abhi tumhara school khatam hua hai aur tum apni bike lene aayi ho
An: Oh my god... Ur so witty
At: Really ?
An: Shut up atul..woh main isiliye lagrahi hoon kyunki maine school uniform pehna hai?
At: hain
An: Atuk
AT: ANJALI
Ridhimma in Red mumtaz type saaree..
& ARMAAN AS WE ALL KNOW WHAT HE IS WEARING...
Ar: Ooye Hoye..Basket not fair.. Sauce wala lal?
Ab main tumse aakhen kaise churaonga?
She walks away.. He gets hold of her pallo.
R: Armaan koi dekhlega
A: Jo bhi dekhega.. wohbhi dekhta rehjaega
R: Really?
A: Really.
R: Armaan abhimanyu modi..(fake)
Armaan turns...and nobody is there
A: Very funny
Muskaan dressed as a Marathi girl..
All the guyz are looking at her..
Rahul comes to the rescue
r: muskaan kya karahi hai tu?
m: main achi lagrahi hoon na rahul?
r: muskaan cover ka isko(pointing towards her tummy)
m: isme kia dikhraha hai.
r: sub log dekhrahe hai isko
m: kia dikhraha hai
r: cover kar isko
m: tu mera such much a pati nahi jhoot moth ka pati hai..tu kia karaha hai?
r:haan theek hai.. abhi sach mein nahi hoon. aage ka kya pata?
muskaan walks off...
Everyone meets outside saanjeevani
Armaan is laughing at niki..
ni: whats so funny armaan. itni hassi kyun arahi hai?
ar: ok guyz flash back..bohut saal pehle hamri college main ek party hui thi jisme niki yehi kapde pehke aayi thi..aur waha jitne ladke the.. i mean kutte the bhouk ne lage the..
An: what r u sayin... ke tum yeh outfit peheke aapne college ki party mein gayi thi
Ni: Haan so what..tumhe pata hai mujhe dekhkar char ladke behosh bhi hogaye the..incl. mr armaan mallik
ridhimma expre changes
r: really
a: tab mein baccha tha.. jaldi impress hojata tha
at: accha ab bada hogaya hai ab kya karega hai ?
An: haan u mean tumhe niki ab hot nahi lagti?
at: anjali ki tarha
ar: nahi shes very ht she is very hot.
ri: ohh..toh tumhe niki hot lagti hia?
ar; no shes not..she not hot
ni: excuse me.. u mean tumhe main hot nahi lagti armaan?
ar: nahi tum lagti ho.. very hot
ri: hot?
ar: not
ri: armaan..
ar: its to hot i am goin
Ra: abey plan kia hai?
at: abey hum abhimanyu ko uske chkravyu mein phasayenge?
ar: oh yeah plan.. ok guyz this is phase 2 of operation kick abhimanyu's butt..aaj hum saari duties inhe kapdo main karenga..aur hum abhimanyu ko itna tang karenga .. ke woh bechara us manhus pal ko kosega jabb woh saanjeevani aya tha
Ra: i i captain
An: u mean non-cooperation
ar: exactly.. aaj hum drs kii saari duties karenga.. sare rules tod kar..
all agree
mu: oye.. mere hisaab se.. hume uss abhimanyu ka marna chahiye.. aur iss mamle ko wahi rafa dafa kardena chahiye
ra:shut up..
an: non violence muskaan
Ar: Mr. abhimanyu modi.. aap nahi jaante ke aap kis chakar main pad gaye hai.. so wait and watch
The all agree and join hands...
Scene 2: General Ward
Abhimanyu is walking towards the ward.. talking on the phone
ab: yes mr. roy maine saari files check karli hai...Aapko chinta karne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai...Main agaya hoon ab saajeevani ki saari problems khatam hojayengi...Ofcourse mr. roy everything is under control...Ok buh bye
All the interns are wearing their drs coat on their weird clothes and walking through the corridors of saanjeevani.
At: Arey yaar yeh abhi modi kahi dikhayi nahi deraha hai?
ar: dont worry champ abhi nahi toh bad main dikhjayenga.
ra: phir ayega mazaa.2 muski.. chal.
At: Hey main bhi udhar aya..
They all leave for their respective jobs
scene 3: general ward.
Armaan enters.. looking..weird..
ward boy1 : good morining sir.
Ar: Good morning..
wb: hehe
ar: hehe(sacars)
wb: sir kia kool lagrahe hai sir.
ar: oye thanks yaar..so sweet..bye
Ar: hmm.. mrs l.shah..mrs p dave..mrs k patel..mrs i varma and mrs h dharna(or something like tha);)all ladies!! par yeah sub hai kaha?
all: hum log idhar hi hai...
He finds gujju middle aged women.. trying to flirt with him..
ahhaha..he is in trouble..
P1: Itna handsome chokro (sorry no gujju)
Next scene: Muskaan and rahul
Muskaan goes to this marathi patient...
Pa: Mereko malum.
Mu: kia malum ha tereko..
Pa: Ke tumlog dr. nahi hai.. Tum log toh conductor bhi nahi hai.,.. Kyunki conductor toh main hai..aaye.. tum logo ko doctori ka certificate kisne diya?..tum logo ko docrti ka koyi harkat maloum hai?Yeh kaam wali bai.. mujhe toh pehle hi maloum tha.. tum log dr nahi hai..main ilaaj nahi karvayega...
While rahul is trying to tell the guy.. that they are doctors.. Muskaan injects him.. and he gets sleepy
Next scene.. Atul in children's ward
At: DHOTI CHODO!!!!!!!! dekho bachoo main aap loggon ko ek joke sunata hoon.. ok pls..uske baad dhoti chodna ok ..
He flies one hand in the air.. isko bolte hai hanuman jaraha hai.. he flies in second hand in the air and says.. isko kya bolte hia.. main bato.. Hanuman returns..
Ch: Aye.. Bakwas joke hai
At: Bachoo dhoti chodo main chocolate doonmgi..
NAHIIII.. he runs away.
Next scene:Ridz and anjie
An: Chal na
Ri: Saare mein chala nahi jaaraha..
An: Wait till mr. modi sees us.. phir maza ayenga..
On nurse station...someone like dev anand is telling the nurse
man: Meri tang toot chuki hai..aap doc se kahi ye ke illaj shuru kare.. main paise baad main de dodounga..
Nu: Baad mein?
Ma: Haan..
Nu: Nahi..
Ma: (Now dharmendra) Nahi.. lekin kyun nahi? Tumhare haspatal se tooti tang leke bhag jaounga main? hain?
Nu: Ilaaj abhi karana hai? Toh paise bhi abhi dedo na
Abhimanyu sir ke strict instruction hai.. ke koi bhi koi bhi is hospital ke rules nahi tod sakhta..
Ri: Yeh sister bhi na.
An: Lets go
Ri: Sister.. Aap inhe admit karlijiye... Hum paise baad main lelenge..
N: Ab tum dono kaun ho?Physciatric ward se bhag ke ayi ho kya?
an: hogaya? HUm dono drs hai
N: Doctors?
An: Dr. ridhimma aur dr.anjali
The nurse puts her specs on... And realises that it is Both of them.
N: Excuse me
An: Chaliye..
Ma: Kidhar?
Next scene: Niki..
buddhe niki ko dekhke seeti bajata hai.
Pa: Yeh koi tareeqa hai seeti bajane ka?
Ni: Thank you uncle.
Pa: Uncle..Main toh inhe pata raha tha.. Ke seeti aise bajate hai.. He whistles loudly..
Next scene armaan and the L.A.D.I.E.S.!!!
Ar: No way.. Aap kaise baate karahi hai?
Ladies get exicted..
La: Arey sharmate kyun hoon? Utaro jacket .. aur dikhado apne dole shole..Main bhi dekho. K etu meri chokri ke liye accha hai ki nahi?
Ar: Dekhiye.. main aisa nahi karsakhta.. aur yeh jacket nahi hai. yeh drs coat hai.. aur aap aise kaise saare main ghum rahae hai.. Dekhiye aap patients gown main ayi.. Phir main aapka ilaaj shuru karounga.
Wo sub uspe kud jaate hai.. aur auske kapde kheech ne lagte hai.. He escapes from the corner... Ridhimma comes and gets helps him escape..
They run and hide in the store room..
Ridhimma was laughing at him..
Background score.. Asmaani rang ho
Armaan - Ridhimma Moments
They hear some noise and they come outside and see that atul gir gaaya..
Ar: Champ kia karaha hai yaar?
aT: Arey yaar.. shaitan baache.. kabse meri dhoti ke peeche pade hue hai
Ar: Kaha hai?
They notice kids running behind him.. Ridhimma and Atul run away.. And armaan see the Ladies running behind the Kids..
Ar: Bhago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They see niki running..
Atu: Arey yaar.. yeh bhagwan log yeh sub pehke kaise bhag sakte hai yaar?
Anjali joins them later.. And armaan They all bump into rahull.. Ek ke upar ek gir jaate hai.
AT: mujhe nahi laga
AM: yeh sub kia horaha hai?
They all feel happy to see abhi...
At: Abhi bhago..warna yeh kaikai humko banwas bhejdegi..
All: Kia?
At: Arey yaar.. Yeh nikal dega.. hospital se..chalo..
Ar: Wohi toh hum chahte hai ke yeh gussa hojaye..
They all stand up..
AM: Tum sab mere office mein
An: Yes sir.
AM: right now
They all start dancing..
Next scne: Modis office
Ri: Heylo atul.. tumlog kaha ho? Jaldi ajao.. warna woh mr. modi hume phir se sunane lagega
Modi peeche se aata hai
She turns and finds Modi..
AM: u know.. apko mere saath itna formal hone ki zaroorat nahi hai..Jo aap baar baar mujhe mr.modi kehkar bulati hai
Ri: Jee nahi.. Mere liye mr.modi hi theek hai
AM: Tum sab mujhse kaafi nafrat karte hoge.Right?
Ri: Mr.Modi. Apne dr.keerti ko saanjeevani se nikala apko lagta hia ke iske baad hum apko pasand karenge
All the other interns join in
they all stand in one line.. together
He walks through each and everyone of em..
They all give him deadly looks
He does the same..
He stands in front of armaan
Ni: Hum jaante ke aapne hame yaha kyun bulaya hai
An: Yeah.. Aap yehi jaana chate hai ke humne aise kapde kyun pehne hai right
Ra: Yah phir aap yeh kehna chahte hai.. Ke hum sanjevani ka maahul kharab karahe hai.
Mu: Par hai.. Apko yeh sunke bohut dukh hoga,. ke humne koi rules nahi tode..
Atu: Exactly hum duty pe ki apehente hai isse koi fark nahi padta.Hamara duty pe hone zaroori hai
Ri: Nahi atul.. Abhi toh mr. modi hum sab ko dhamki denge..
Ke woh hame se kisiko naukri se nikaldenge..Haina mr.modi?
Ar: Actually dr.ridhimma woh ho nahi sakhta.. its not possible..Kyunki aaj na toh koi rule toda gaya hai na hi koyi batameezi hui hai Toh ab dr. modi kya karenge?
Well.. Dr,modi agar aap chate hai ke hum apne kapde change karke aaye.. toh apko dr.keerti ko wapus lana hoga.
AM: Actually dr.mallik main apse yeh kehna chahta hon.ke apka yeh fancy dress accha laga..Right.. very interesting..& very entertaining.Sorry dr.ridhimma lekin aaj main kisiko naukri se nahi nikalne wala hoon..apko aisa hi lagraha tha na?
Aap sab ko lagta tha ke apki in baaton se mein upset hojaonga..
Well galat..Look. ap sab kia pehente hai.. kaise rehte hai .. kya sochte hia...aur kia chahte hai..mujhe isse koi farq nahi padta..if u know what i mean
Ar: Farq padega dr.modi...bohut jald farq padega
AM: We'll see about tha.Dr.malik...anyhow..pls get back to work
They all walk off.. But he somehow crashes into ridhze..
he gives her way..
Am: waise dr.ridhiima aap aj is saaree mein bohut aachi lagtrahi hai.
Armaan lisn tha.. and storms into the cabin.. but niki and raul stops him..
Ar: Iski toh..
Ra: Janede armaan.. Marne se kuch nahi oga.. We just have to think of something else.
Ar: Tune suna nahi.. Abhimanyu ne ridhimma ko kya kaha?
An: So? Agar abhimanyu ne ridhimma ko kuch kaha toh kia hua?
Tell me armaan.. Tujhe kyun itna gussa araha hai agar usne kuch kaha toh
ar:kyunki woh meri..
Ridhimma hears tha.
Ni: Kyunki woh meri.. dost hai.. I mean hamari dost hai..Kyunki woh ridhiima ko kuch bolega to woh indirectly hame.. nahi mujhe kuch bolraha hai na..Isiliye armaan ko gussa agaya..
An: Kya?
Mu: Arey yeh sub chodo..pehle yeh socho..ke ab kia karege?
Yeh kapde peheke hum kuch kar bhi nahi sakhte..
Ar: Usse pareshaan karne ko aur bohut tareeqe hai
Jaise atul hame pareshaan karta hai
atu: arey main kaha pareshaan karta hoon yaar.. main toh sirf gaana gata hoon..
Ra: Hain.. Thats a nice idea..
An: Yeah kaunsa gaana gaye..
At: Gaana?
All the interns get the patients...
PRECAP:
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