A Crammy Joke Over The Suhaagraat - Page 2

Originally posted by: kapanj

oh waw very good

Originally posted by: Princezz8

I just got my new job reviewing over YuRa's Suhaagraat...If monu can become a mostquito in their room...i wanna try it too...

Yudi entering the room..😳 Rani is sittin on the bed of roses.😳.
* Yawn* arey ooohh jhale uth naa Yudi aagaya! she runs to Yudi (and as Amma taught her) bent to touch his feet..
Yudi: Ye kya kar rahi hai aap..Aapki jagah hamare dil mein hai hamare kadmon mein nahi..
Are Yudi kaho aapki jagah mere bahoon main hai....bore karna bandd karo*stands on the pillow and starts walking* OMG yeh pillow ke bhi linen chubte hain...ab aayega mazaa *bouncing*
Rani(thinking): Ab iske baad kya karna hai ammma ne nahi bataya..
*screamss* Paghal tummere se puch lo iss ke baad kya karna hai...3...2..1 action!! down n looks sternly*
Yudi : Sachmuch aap bahut khoobsoorat lag rahi hai Lagta hai tumhe sirf yehi kehna aata hai..
Yudi takes something out of the pockettt..
Yudi:Ye aapke liye eak choti si bhet..

Dont you dare Yudi! I swear you gave a rasgulla i'd taunt you a hundred years!! Ohh...its a ring...go on mister...keep up the boringness!!

Yudi:Hamari jindagi mein aane ke liye apka bahut bahut shukriya
Plzz bore naa karo..zindaagi bhar dhanewaad karke thake nahin...dhile logg!

Rani:Kunwarji hamein to ye eak sapna ki tarah lag raha hai..
Kyun mai ek chutki kaaton kya?
Yudi:ye Sapna nahi eak haqiqat hai..
Yudi tum use kahaani sunaa rahe ho yaa suhaagraat mana rahe ho..

Yudi:accha aap baithiye hum abhi aate hai...
Ruko tum!! Ok jao...shirt ke baghair aana theek hai..waada karo!!

Yudi:Hamein itni neend jo aa rahi hai Rani kya sochegi..😲
Rani se zyada tumnain yeh socha hai Yudi keh main kya socho gii??!?!? Dekho betaa tumnain Rani keh saath hi sonaa hai..pataa nahin sote sote tum logg humain kitni treats de do..
Rani: Hey bhagwaan hamein itni neend kyun aa rahi hai kunwarji kya sochenge😲😲
Rani notices Yudi coming..he sits with her..Ok bachoo time for some high time skiing!!

Yudi:Shaadi ke baad itni rasmein thi ki hamein eak doosre ke saath waqt hi nahi mila.. Lekin ab waqt aa gaya hai jab hum eak doosre ke saath samay bita saktehai...
Chalo naa bitao intni lambi kahaani naa sunao pehle hi main kahaani sun sun ke thak gayee hun..
Yudi touches his sherwani
Yudi:Hamein ye kapde bahut takleef de rahe hai
Sahii baat hai...Rani zaara haath barhao..

Rani:Kunwarji eak baat kahe
Behtar hai kuchh naa kahoo..u7sshi main humari aur Yudi bechare ki behtari hai
Yudi: Kahiye
Rani:Kissi ko batayenge to nahi
Hello Rani! Ye Yudi hai...tumhari maa nahin hai!! *song starts* lagta hai kuchh hi der hai scene ki...
Yudi:bilkul nahi
Rani:Hamein bhi ye gahne bahut bhaari lag rahe hai kya hum inhe utaar sakte hai
I swear tumhe sirf gehne tangg kar rahe hain! Take off that damn lehnga now missy!!
Yudi:haan kyun nahi
Yudi plzz khud utaar legii tum tau gehne nahin balke BR ko bed se uttar rahe hoo...
Yudi:Rani aap kyun taklif kar rahin hai hum aapke gahne utaar dete hai
Tum gehne utaaro gay? Yaar gehne ke illawah badi cheezen hai uttarne ke..
Yudi: Lagta hai ye haar aapse alag nahi hona chahta hai..dekhiye na khulne ka naam hi nahi le raha
Tum jitne un-romantic logg maine kahin dekhe nahin Yudi...Ab tum Rani ka affair gehno se karwa rahe ho..Kya baat hai...Damn!
Rani:laiye kj hum utaar dete hai
Konse gehne uttar rahe hoo!! Yarr konsa Jodha akbar ka gaana shuru hogayaa keh tum donoo shirin farhad bann gayee...Yarr ye gehne kis ne pehnain? Lagta hai glue se chipkai hain!!🤣
Yudi:aise kasie rahne de is haar ke wajah se aapko taklif ho rahi hai
Yudi plzz yarr thoda sa modern ho jao...pura ka pura dilip kumar tum hoo yarr!!
Yudi:rukiye hum utaar dete hai
Bhagwaan ke liye!! Koi yeh gehne uttare gaa!!

Rani:KJ aap aaram kar lijiye aap thak gaye haina
Yudi:Aap bhi to thak gayi hai aap aaram kar lijiye

Tumnain saath nahi letna Rekha?😆😆😆
Rani:Nahi KJ aap let jaiye
Yudi:thik hai
Rani zaraa side pe hoo..mughe letne do agar tumhara koi mood nahi hai..😆
Yudi:ye kya kar rahi hain aap
Rani:KJ aap thak gaye hai isiliye aapke pair dabaa rahe hai
Kabhi kissi ko kiss nahi kiya jo per dubba rahe hoo....Dhillu!
Yudi:nahi nahi aap rahne dijiye
Rani:pati ke pair dabaane se patni ko punya milta hai
Lagta hai jab teacher banni thi tau uska effect tum pe char gayaa hai...
Yudi:ab aap let jaiye
Rani:ji?
Yudi:ji
Yeh school assembly ho rahi hai yaa suhaagraat...pehle tum leto phir main...ha!
Rani:arre KJ ye aap kya kar rahe hai bhagwaan ke liye hamare pair chodiye..
Per hi milee the pakrne ko hainaa Yudi!!
Yudi:kyu hum aapka pair dabakar poonya nahi kama sakte
Plzz yarr tum iss ke pati ke bajai tum politictian bann jao..
Rani:nahi kj pati agar patni ke pair dabaye to patni ko paap lagta hai
Paap ya punya? yeh aapke options hai...Do crore ka sawaal hai!!
Yudi:ji aisi koi baat nahi hai pati patni sacche dost hai aur unhe waise hi rahna chaiye.. Agar patni pati ke pair dabaa sakti hai to pati bhi patni ke pair dabaa sakte hai
Toh tum logoo nai 'mughse dosti karro ge" rewind motion me dekhe thi...

Yudi:Rani hum aapko yakin dilana chahte hai ki hum aapko ko taklif nahi hone denge
Yakin dilana hai toh zaraa kiss karoo aur agar Rani ko dard hua i swear main apne aapko marr dugee..

Rani:KJ humne bhi aapko paakar duniya ki saari khushi paa li
Tumne use paaliya...ab tau kucch karro naa Rekha!!
Rani sleeps
Dadiji utho!! Teri suhaagraat hai...i need action!!🤣
Yudi kisses her head and goes to sleep

Thats all you had to do!! for the love of god i would have even done all of this with my teacher at school but you are toooo much! Im leaving!!

Damn!!

Damn!!😆

Hadd ho gayee!!😆😆😆

Isse kehte hain agar ghee sidhe ungli se naa nikle tau soo jao..!!😆