Hi Guys - Well in todays episode Rani discovers that Jai is thief , finally and I think she should take revenge for when he acted as Rishab in the play with that evil bitchy evil Kaamini but knowing Rani – she probably won't just like Shagun was in Solha Singhar the super women – she won't expose him. She will lie for him and in return he will start liking her…..
By the way, I changed Rishab's title slightly – I now call him Our Misery guts (he never smiles) Mr Angry Rishab – sorry it is little long but I promise I will change it back once he starts to smile.
15/10/08 – Recap – It's 'fast' ceremony and Rani is wearing Henna on hands and got Our Misery guts (new name for him) Mr Angry Rishab to do everything for her. (cool – 'girl power' and I should get some of this henna stuff for my hands so I can get my boyfriend Aaron to be servant for the day – thanks Rani for the idea).
Rani is at the ceremony at fat Tie-jee's house and Rishab is refusing to go there (He can't stand tie-jee's stupid, idiotic, and ugly face or maybe he is allergic to her body odour – 🤢oh yuck🤢)
16/10/08 – Our Misery guts Mr Angry Rishab is refusing to go to Leela fatty's house (I for one don't blame him or he might get lost in her body fat – then what is Rani gonna do, If herhusband disappears into tub of walking fat). Dharam who is nice but dim is trying to reason with him but Mr Angry is having none of it.
Rani tells the evil cows 😡 R2 (Leeela) and 😡D2 (Kaamini) now that the prayers are over she should go and break her fast there and she doesn't to upset Rishab (Rani – its for the best, as we know what our Misery Guts Mr Angry Rishab is capable of in his fit of anger especially to our scarecrow Varun – the poor guy he is Rishab's walking, talking punching bag.) Evils R2 and D2 tried to stop her but couldn't so are upset.😡😡
Dharam is still trying to get Mr Angry to go to Rani but Rani comes there and tells them she wants to break her fast in her own house as her own house is like heaven (Rani are you blind girl? You need glasses girl - That house looks more like the house on a haunted hill where jeepers creepers reside – and do all sorts of creepy things)
Our Misery Guts Mr Angry Rishab is wearing a gorgeous Indian outfit and looks absolutely stunning – Rani performs her rituals like looking through a sieve towards the moon and then looks at Rishab. (And through the whole ceremony – our Mr Angry is looking miserable why Rani couldn't tickle his belly to make him laugh – I don't -- this guy needs to chill and smile for once in while. Maybe Rani can make funny faces or something.
Then they eat and he has to feed her and she is just absolutely emotional but our misery guts Rishab is still totally and completely miserable sod. (oh man please smile – believe me it doesn't hurt)
In Bombay Chaachoo and Chaachee do their ritual and Chaachoo is totally funny and new girl is called Preeya and talk a lot about the fast ceremony and are having fun (atleast someone is happy and enjoying themselves).
Rani at phone exchange calls her Chaachee who tells her about Preeya and that some happiness has returned. Rani talks to Janki about fasting and tells Janki that she must now everything about fasting as she is married woman and Janki leaves quickly.
Scare crow Varun (from Jeepers Creepers) is accusing Dharam about gambling his American calculator that was all the way from America as his Shakti brother sent it. Meanwhile Jai is listening and getting all nervous and Rani is listening as well. Scare crow leaves and Rani sees Jai getting all nervous.
Jai in his room very nervous, scared and sweating like pig (normally he eats like pig) and Rani comes to his room and in panic Jai drops the calculator on the floor and she sees it.
Rani said if you had the calculator then why didn't you own up outside when scare crow Varun was accusing Dharam?. Jai begs Rani not to tell anybody especially Rishab as he will beat me really, really badly (I named our rishab so appropriately) and she picks up the calculator and leaves and Jai is shocked and scared.
In lounge scare crow Varun is cursing his older brothers and the house (dude, I agree about the house being a hell but your brothers are cool and they love you but you like a stupid 'do-do' listen to your tyre-jee and tie-jee too much and you deserveeverything you get) Rani comes and gives the calculator to him and he rudely asks her where she got from and Jai is looking at her from a distance and ended on cute face.
Will she tell, like hell she will, she won't tell on Jai and he will start liking her --hopefully
Now if she doesn't tell the truth about Jai then what could she say instead:-
Jay Deol's suggestions for what Rani could say where she found the calculator:-
- I borrowed it to add how many days or weeks is it gonna take for Rishab to love me.
- She found it in the garden.
- It fell out tie-jee's spare tyres of skin around her stomach.
- Evil Kaamini borrowed it to find the answer to 1+1=
- It fell out of Tyre-jee's moustache.
- Our Misery Guts Mr Angry Rishab borrowed to beat up Virat the rat.
- Dharam did gamble it away but I beat up all gambling buddies and got it back for you.
- Aliens abducted varun's calculator by mistakes when really they wanted him instead.
- She could tell Scare crow to shut up and take or she will break it into small bits and shove down his gob.
- Take it quietly or I will tell Rishab to practice some punching on you.
OK I am out of ideas please guys feel free to add your suggestions as what Rani should tell Varun.
8/10 - two marks off for our Misery guts Rishab not smiling. Otherwise the episode was fine and dandy.
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