K-BILLAMAN......🤣
STORY WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY ONE AND ONLY GINA KARTHIK
PRODUCED BY - KKIANS
CAST AND CREW - TOO MANY TO NAME🤣
Scene 1
Dense forest. The hunt is on for the baby elephant kidnapped by hapless, clueless "baddies" who didnt know what they were in for. It is stamping its feet, pillaging and rambling, furious, screaming with frustration. To add to its discomfiture is the jhalle baal fixed firmly, obscuring its sight.
Enter Tarzan, the ape man or our very own desi version the hero. It falls on his unfortunate shoulder to locate and free "it". He makes a dhaansoo entry ????? (cursing under his breath) magically honing into where "it" is kept captive. Background muzic playing aeeeeeheeeeee heeeyyy, ohoooooo hooooo, lalalala lalalalal laaaaaa........our own hero grimaces at what is to follow........
He cries out the name (trying to appearpassionate and balking inwardly ......), dishooom dishoom, fists flying, our hero launches himself in midair and aims for the villains and they all scatter and run.
Now time for trip and stare, our hero is soo used to it he could do it even in his sleep yaaawwwwn!!
Now for some behind the scenes action.
Time for some intrigue now. Plotting going on, ideas flying thick and fast (hint hint, creatives??? are you listening??)) Plot finalized!!! cheer goes up!!
scene 2
He man resting his aching pectorals and quads after trip, fall, catch,stare. Now for shake and ache time. Background muzic blaring!! little does baby elephant know what is in store for her!! Baby elephant shakes a leg and does her famous bouncing up and down, up and down, ground begins to shake and then viola it swallows her up, success!!! Quickly the hole is covered up!! lots of goodies shoved into the pit, and she rid of the jhalle baal!! Is she happy or what!!
Meanwhile our he man tries to look upset at the sudden disappearance of the baby elephant but is secretly pleased and grinning away. Suddenly he hears a song drifting in on the breeze, soft and melodious and then he sees a vision, a doe like beauty, a fleeting glimpse. He is intrigued and moves towards it. And then again another glimpse farther away. Dazed and intrigued he folllows it, being lead farther and farther away from the forest to guess where???????
Welcome to the bhaad!!! hectic activity going on here, last minute preparations on!! Bhaad all decked up and ready!! Finally our he man arrives dazed and tired, still in search of the elusive beauty and lo and behold there is mehakie waiting for him with her danda and her glass of Bournvita. He does a double take but too late buddy!! Mehak goes about giving him Bournvita, gives him some time to rest and relax and then it is ULK time!! practise practise, practise, mehak with her danda commanding our he man to zara nach ke dikha!! and better do it right too! Does our he man have a choice!!
Scene 3
Mehak finally phully issatisfied and gives billaman a break and some yoga sessions babaji style and he appears fully rested and fresh as a daisy!! Surprise surprise audition time!! He cant believe his eyes, there is that doe eyed beauty, with balkate, lehrate baal, all neatly dressed, ironed clothes to boot waiting to audition for "the role". He is mesmerised, too dazed, and for the first time forgets to speak his lines. As if in a dream he goes down on his knees and says "will you be my Ridhima now and forever??"" Party time!!!! Mission accomplished!!
All the happy kkians come out of hiding saying surprise surprise!!!! This our birthday gift to our one and only adorable, crazy, lovely, and immensely talented shona!!!
Scene 4
Blue bike with the billaman in blue jacket and hair gelled up, looking smoking hawt and behind him our dear adorable shona all excited to get away!! Meanwhile mehakie is busy diverting the aam junta so that shona can get away with her dear billaman!!
Hey wait up if you and they lived happily forever, there's more. Mehak,shona, and sareens have a pact now but today is shona's day!! and as for billaman, he is in heaven!! with teen sundariyan mandraoing around him what more can he ask!!
Awwwwwwwwwww lucky boy........ he got three beautiful gals....... chalo isi khushi mein let him read out the bday messages for shona
*Shona all sharmaoing*
GINA
To the most adorable,crazy, talented, loving, lovely, fun girl I have ever met, always remain full of beans and full of fun. Never ever give up and never ever change. You are adorable as you are. Really miss not having you around and your incredible posts too. The one post the sapna shaadi one was soo incredible. Miss those days and miss you.
Wish you a fantabulous birthday full of fun and sunshine
Happy days full of cheer, warm hugs, heartfelt wishes are sent your way
To a lovely crazy girl, adorable and fun for whose company I pine
Happy Birthday my dear lots of hugs and kisses on this wonderful day.
SONALI
Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high
Theres a land that I heard of
Once In a lullaby
Somewhere over the rainbow
The Skies are blue
And the dreams that you care to dream
Really do come true
Someday I'll wish upon a star and
Wake up where the clouds are far behind me
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
Way above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me
Somewhere over the rainbow
Bluebirds fly
Bluebirds fly over the rainbow
Why then, oh ,why cant I?
If happy little bluebirds fly
Beyond the rainbow
Why oh why cant I?
My darling, darling, sweet, innocent, untouched shona baby!
I know I have written a poem for almost everyone here and almost always for your birthday. But today my head and brain is dead.So poetry is elusive. BUt though my head and brain may be dead, but my heart is not. And what I have to say for you comes from the heart. It is not always I get to tell you I love you. It is not always I give you a hug. But always , everyday, I feel blessed to have a sis like you who is sweet, funny, fun , intelligent, sensitive and sensible . Who is a friend when the going is tough, who is uncomplicated and giving and knows that feelings are not bound by niceties.
I just want you to know that
Its okay to be gentle
Its okay to be a dreamer
Its okay to be sensitive
Even if it looks like you are naive
Naivete is just the name
The world gives to simplicity
Believe me , its okay to be simple
In thought, action and words
Its okay to care for friends
Like they are your own family
Its okay to cry over whatever moves you
Its okay to believe in whatever
you think is worth the effort
Its okay to be giving
Even if its made out to be a foolish thing to do.
Its okay to be taken for a ride
Better than taking for a ride
Its okay to smile through all your troubles
And cry at others' tears
Darling, its okay to be the way you are
No, its more than okay.
Its the way to be
If the world had more of you,
It would be a better place
The sky would indeed be bluer,
And there indeed would be a place beyond
The rainbow and its seven hues
Where every dream you care to dream
Would really really come true!!!
Have a great rocking and dancing bday...
May every dream in your heart and in your eye
Come true in hte most wonderful way!
May you blossom into the most wonderful woman
May your laughter ring out far and wide
Thanks for bringing me to the kk amongst other things.Thanks for being my sweetheart.
Lets dance to the music now!!!!
Mehak, pump up the music my love
Its our shona's bday!
And shona, you are extremely lucky to have friends like here on the kk who put up this post for you at such short notice. Mehak, Gina, Raks, Iffy...and everyone else. You cant imagine how much effort they put in! Have a great day my baby!
MANU
Dear Sona,
Birthdays come and go each year,
Today is yours, so don't you fear.
Conversations fill the air,
We have joined you since we care.
Funny jokes and laughs out loud,
We will always be your crowd.
Many friends you haven't seen,
How long has it really been?
We shall dance all through the night,
Until our spirits are truly light.
Celebrate our little baby friend,
A birthday poem, we wish to send.
Hope you have a great year ahead!
ASH
Dearest sweety Pie Shona....its been ages since I had a decent chat with u.Baby, I miss you a lot... when I see KSG in his utmost oooomphhhhh!!! I just think about you and how you wld be describing him.
I miss all those lovely conversations which also add new dimensions to the show...although very sad to admit there is nothing at all left to even give a first look let alone a second one.Oye chad yaar!!! kahan main show key baarey main paka rahee hoon...
Coming to your Very Special Day...HAppy Birthday Shona!!!****HUGS HUGS*** :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: MUUUUUUUUWWWWAAANNNNNNH!!!! Love you Loads hun!!!
Your birthday reminds me
That I really want to say
I'm very glad I know you;
I think of you very often.
I'm wishing you another year
Of laughter, joy and fun,
Surprises, love and happiness,
I hope you enjoy your birthday,
All the pleasures it has in store,
And because I appreciate you & love you,
I hope you have many more!
MUWAAANH!!!MUWWAANH!!!MUWAAANH!!!
Wishing you Pots & Pots of Luck.
& Tons & Tons of Beary Hugs!!!!
Miss you loads...baby...just come around sometime at KK.Hope you have a great Birthday.
Love & lots of love...from your ,
Ash.
AARTI
There are some relationships, not meant to be questioned, there are some equations not meant to be solved, there some feelings not to be analysed, there are some emotions not meant to be understood. I am so good with remembering details and significant events in my life, normally. But I cannot recall how and when we met. My memory only takes me back to Directorial and our mutual awe for the show that seemed to have such profound impacts on our lives. Who says it is the extent and the duration of an interaction that determines how you feel for a person? We fight time zones, busy schedules, ailing computers, scrutinizing family and 'heaven' knows what else, just to snatch those few glorious moments to talk to each other. But each word, each enquiry, each aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii is special to me as is the person who sends them flashing across my screen!
God bless you, your smart brain, your tender heart so full of love and your enthusiastic spirit. I am so glad you 'stole' me and my heart when you did! I love you so dearly and in spite of specific instructions to make this funny, I find myself incapable. You bring out the most tender emotions locked away in my heart'
Wishing you the most glorious birthday ever and many more such glorious days in the years to come. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Aarti
RAKS
My darling shona sweetheart wish you a very very happy birthday !!!!!! muuuuuuuuaaahhhhhhhhhhhHug HugHugHugHugHug
when i was a silent reader on the forum i used to love dmg2c's post and was actully very curious about herTongue then i came to know this adorable girl has such sweet name-shona , i loved ur name u know. but i think even on KK initially we did not get much time to talk na?? but when i had a good chat with u once i just loovvvvvvvvvved it ..felt like i can share every little thing with you! and thats what i do actuly..heard between friends there lies a bond that is deep and immensly strong regardless the geographical distance..im especially grateful for the way our bonding we shared has grown into a very special friendship !!Hug muuuuuuuuaahhh sweetipie wonderful to have u as a frind..u always brings warm thoughts in everyone's mind !! and u r one of teh person that i can take pride in--the kind of friend i can freely confide in..so always stay the way you are shona............loads of loads of love ... jonmodiner oneeek oneeeeeek shuveccha!! and i wish pray and hope that u get the best of everything in life and live happily ever after with loved ones!! have a blast sweetu!!! loads of jhappi and pappi HugHugHugHugHug
NOTTY
Shona sweetheart this is for you and all those moments we shared dreaming away..
WIsh you a very very Happy Birthday!ROCK ON babes!
Tum Ho To Gaata Hai Dil ,
Tum Nahin To Geet Kahan,
Tum Ho To Hai Sab Haasil,
Tum Nahin To Kya Hai Yahan
Tum Ho To Hai Sapno Ke Jaisa Haseen Ek Sama
Jo Tum Ho To Yeh Lagta Hai Ke Mil Gayi Har Khushi
Jo Tum Na Ho Yeh Lagta Hai Ke Har Khushi Mein Hai Kami
Tumko Hai Maangti Yeh Zindagi'..
ANd this is for my KKians..my dear friends
Yeh Tumhari Meri Baathein, Hamesha Yuhin Chalti Rahe
Yeh Hamari Mulakate, Hamesha Yuhin Chalti Rahe
Beete Yuhin Apne Saare Din Raat
Baaton Se Nikalti Rahe Nayi Baat
Phir Wahin Baathein Leke Geet Koi Hum Likhe
Jo Dil Ko Haan Sab Ke Dil Ko Chu Le
Baathein Suron Mein Yuhin Pighalti Rahen
Baathein Geeton Mein Yuhin Dalti Rahen
SWASTI
From morning till night
May your birthday be bright
And nicer than ever before''
And as years come and go
May your happiness grow
And your dreams be fulfilled
Even more
Happy Birthday to you Shona!
MEHAK
You say it's your birthday.
It's my birthday too ' yes
They say it's your birthday.
We have a good time.
I'm glad it's your birthday
happy birthday to you.
Yes we're going to party
Yes we're going to party
Yes we're going to party
I would like you to dance.
Take a chance.
I would like you to dance.
You say it's your birthday.
It's my birthday too -yes.
You say it's your birthday.
We have a good time.
I'm glad it's your birthday
happy birthday to you.
shonaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa muahhhhhhhhhhhhh dear......... HAPPY BDAY TO JU............ may GOD bless ju withhis best wishes....... and may ur life is full of happiness, success n mauj masti......... Ju are my cutie pie....... ju are a true frnd and true at heart....... muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and thank ju for everything........
The day you were born the day of paradise
When bloom smiles charmingly
Says happy birthday to you
Fragrant blossom of spring
When the stars twinkle twinkle
Says happy birthday to you
The dazzling pearl
When the sky wears a rainbow
Says happy birthday to you
The queen of colours
When the cuckoo sings melodious
Says happy birthday to you
The sweetest of rhythms
When the heart pray of peace
Says happy birthday to you
The princess of hearts
When the soul slumber soundless
Says happy birthday to you
The dream of the dawn
okay one gift for ju
NOW SHONA BABY JU N ME PARTYING..........
I HOPE SHONA JU ENJOY........
PS - SPECIAL THANKS TO GINA DI, FOR WRITTING THE SCRIPT IN SUCH A SHORT NOTICE🤗