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sorry guyz cudn't update earlier as the king met wid a small accident at his work-place. well he is recovering now so no probsđđ. anyway frm now on the kig's adalat will b on weekends so tht the tension n boredom the members face on the wekends is reduced a bit. so here it goes. plz don mind the king's hindi grammar. its very bad.đđ.
a warm hello 2 all the king's subjcts. 2day v have a very special mujrim i the king's adalat. plzz give a warm welcome 2 Dr. Atul Joshi.
Atul cums with 3 rose plants. he hands to the king. the king is taken aback n is puzzled.
a: yaar king. ur adalat is a big success. isiliye tumh wish karne keliye laaya hu.
he first hands over a red rose plant first
a: iska naam trina hain. it looks very soft but it has thorns which can prick u if u r careless (make controverial or rude posts). isiliye iska naam trina rakha hain.
then he gives a rose plant wid multiple coloured rose plant..
a: yeah bahut hi special hin. is mein bahut saare rangon ki phool hain (many talents n versatile). isiliye iska naam gagan hain.
then he gives the last plant. a white coloured sparkling rose plant.
a: yeh bahut hi special hain. chamaktha hua safed rang ( pure n delicate. at the same time very bright) phool hain. iska naam..............
k: *sunita* hain.
a: haan yaar. tu bhi bahut intelligent hoo yaar armaan ki tarah. mere baat bina bataye hi samajhlete hoo.
k: welcome 2 the king's adalat. but u seem dull. r u afraid.
a: nahin yaar. anjali ne mujhe reject kiya naa isiliye.........
k: oh yah. the king heard abt it..............
the king stops in b/w n is shocked.đ˛đ˛
a; kya hua yaar
k: atul u have forgotten 2 wear ur pants.
atul looks at himself n shocked 2 c tht he has indeed 4gotten 2 ear his pants. he immediately pulls the table cloth in front of him n covers himself. he fels embarrssed.
a; sorry yaar. jabse anjali mujhe reject kiya hain mera dimaag kam nahin kar raha hain yaar.
the king sighs. now begins the adalat.
k: well atul wht r ur furure plans?
a: well finish the adalat session. go home n water the plants. cry a little thinking abt anjali. sleep n thn 2morrow morning go 2 sanjivini.
k: the king din mean ur immediate plans but wht lies ahead 4 atul?
a: mujhe bhi pata nahin yaar. dekhne hai mera naseeb mein vidhatha (creative) ne kya likha hain.
k: this is a charge against u. u r too naive 2 b a doc. ur heights has crossed stupidity off late. y dont u fight wid the creatives regardig this.
a: yes king. i am seriously thinking abt this. i am even learning boxing frm armaan off late. kal maine ho ten creatives ke saath jagda kiya. ek ka 3 daanth bhi thoote.
k: well the king din men literally fight. but y don u talk it oit wid them.
a: oh ok. i wil try yaar. i have threatened hem tht i shall leave sanjivini. lets c wht will happen.
k: do u envy armaan 4 all the attention he gets?
a: i don envy him but i look up2 him. kya mast hain woh. even i am thinking of applyig mehndi to my hands.
k: (is startle n almost falls of his throne) wht?
a: arre yaar usne haaton pe tattoos lagaya hain na. but tattoos r harmful 2 skin. isiliye i plan 2 put mehndi on my hands. dekhna sirf colour change hoga lekhin effect same. i wil also put anjali's name in my mehndi design (tattoo).
the king is almost fainting.
k: AR have had so many songs 2gether. don u feel like having a duet song exclusively on u n anjali. which song wud u like n how wud u like tht 2 b?
a: haan yar definitely. v both wil rock n shock all. well which song đ (thinks a little. seeing tht the king is worried) . aah got it. naach mera bulbul paisa mileegaa.
the king can see stars wid this knockout punch.
k: (forces himself 2 ask the question) where wil u dance n how?
a: where else yaar. in our sanjivini. cafeteria sey behathar jagah kaha milegaa. anjali n i wil b dressed in flashy clothes as banjarans. as usual the other iterns r present too. once v start dancing all start claping. AR as usual r lost sumwhere. rahul lost wid muskan. muskaan is happily clapping n whistlig. now rahul is trying 2 go into a dream song. yaar kum se kum mere khud ke sapne mein tho sirf anjali aur mujhe naachne do yaar. at the nd all start throwing paisa n wid tht i shall gift anjali 2 plants.âşď¸âşď¸ (blushes) wah yaar kya scene hain naa?
the king nods in acceptance fearing he mite have 2 hear more if he disagrees.
k: which other character do u smypastize other than urs?
a: well (again thinks seeing which the king feels a chill down his spine). i think it will b Dr. vicky?
the king is surprised.
a: haan yaar. poor guy. he is always invisible. even if shown its always his back. no1 have seen his face properly including his family members. his plight is such tht the other day he went home after nite duty. his wife opened the door n seeing him asked " bhaisaab aap kaun hain?".
k: y dont u leave anjali n go sumwhere faraway. maybe anjali mite come behind u like how ridhima goes behind armaan.
a: nahin yaar. anjali will not come. keerthi mam wil come behind me aur woh be ek dhande ke saath mujhe maarne ke liye.
k:if u r to give the following people anything wht wud u give?
k: sister padma.
a: Bp apparatus. bcoz shashank ka BP armaan ke vajah se aaj kal itna high hogaya hain. it wil come 2 use anytime.
k: rahul
a: muskaan.
k: wht?
a: smile yaar. muskaan yani smile. off late he sems dull.
k: oh ok. ridhima
a: brains. jab dekha armaan uski harkaton sey dhaat khatha rehtha hain.
k: gagan
a: locks.
k: locks?đ˛ but y?
a: she has become moderator now na. she has to lock many posts. kaam aayegi yaar. especially ur posts.
k: *sunita*.
a: time. she is so busy yaar. 24 hrs is not enuf 4 her. so i wil present her sumtime so tht she can give sum 4 othersđ.
k: hmmm very intelligent unlike atul. anyway trina1.
a: (blushes)đłđłđł i know she likes me a lot. i wil giv her a rose n this special kiss muahhhhhhh.
k: wonderfully answered atul. thanx 4 coming n hope all ur wishes cum true.
*king*
a warm hello 2 all the king's subjcts. 2day v have a very special mujrim i the king's adalat. plzz give a warm welcome 2 Dr. Atul Joshi.
Atul cums with 3 rose plants. he hands to the king. the king is taken aback n is puzzled.
a: yaar king. ur adalat is a big success. isiliye tumh wish karne keliye laaya hu.
he first hands over a red rose plant first
a: iska naam trina hain. it looks very soft but it has thorns which can prick u if u r careless (make controverial or rude posts). isiliye iska naam trina rakha hain.
then he gives a rose plant wid multiple coloured rose plant..
a: yeah bahut hi special hin. is mein bahut saare rangon ki phool hain (many talents n versatile). isiliye iska naam gagan hain.
then he gives the last plant. a white coloured sparkling rose plant.
a: yeh bahut hi special hain. chamaktha hua safed rang ( pure n delicate. at the same time very bright) phool hain. iska naam..............
k: *sunita* hain.
a: haan yaar. tu bhi bahut intelligent hoo yaar armaan ki tarah. mere baat bina bataye hi samajhlete hoo.
k: welcome 2 the king's adalat. but u seem dull. r u afraid.
a: nahin yaar. anjali ne mujhe reject kiya naa isiliye.........
k: oh yah. the king heard abt it..............
the king stops in b/w n is shocked.đ˛đ˛
a; kya hua yaar
k: atul u have forgotten 2 wear ur pants.
atul looks at himself n shocked 2 c tht he has indeed 4gotten 2 ear his pants. he immediately pulls the table cloth in front of him n covers himself. he fels embarrssed.
a; sorry yaar. jabse anjali mujhe reject kiya hain mera dimaag kam nahin kar raha hain yaar.
the king sighs. now begins the adalat.
k: well atul wht r ur furure plans?
a: well finish the adalat session. go home n water the plants. cry a little thinking abt anjali. sleep n thn 2morrow morning go 2 sanjivini.
k: the king din mean ur immediate plans but wht lies ahead 4 atul?
a: mujhe bhi pata nahin yaar. dekhne hai mera naseeb mein vidhatha (creative) ne kya likha hain.
k: this is a charge against u. u r too naive 2 b a doc. ur heights has crossed stupidity off late. y dont u fight wid the creatives regardig this.
a: yes king. i am seriously thinking abt this. i am even learning boxing frm armaan off late. kal maine ho ten creatives ke saath jagda kiya. ek ka 3 daanth bhi thoote.
k: well the king din men literally fight. but y don u talk it oit wid them.
a: oh ok. i wil try yaar. i have threatened hem tht i shall leave sanjivini. lets c wht will happen.
k: do u envy armaan 4 all the attention he gets?
a: i don envy him but i look up2 him. kya mast hain woh. even i am thinking of applyig mehndi to my hands.
k: (is startle n almost falls of his throne) wht?
a: arre yaar usne haaton pe tattoos lagaya hain na. but tattoos r harmful 2 skin. isiliye i plan 2 put mehndi on my hands. dekhna sirf colour change hoga lekhin effect same. i wil also put anjali's name in my mehndi design (tattoo).
the king is almost fainting.
k: AR have had so many songs 2gether. don u feel like having a duet song exclusively on u n anjali. which song wud u like n how wud u like tht 2 b?
a: haan yar definitely. v both wil rock n shock all. well which song đ (thinks a little. seeing tht the king is worried) . aah got it. naach mera bulbul paisa mileegaa.
the king can see stars wid this knockout punch.
k: (forces himself 2 ask the question) where wil u dance n how?
a: where else yaar. in our sanjivini. cafeteria sey behathar jagah kaha milegaa. anjali n i wil b dressed in flashy clothes as banjarans. as usual the other iterns r present too. once v start dancing all start claping. AR as usual r lost sumwhere. rahul lost wid muskan. muskaan is happily clapping n whistlig. now rahul is trying 2 go into a dream song. yaar kum se kum mere khud ke sapne mein tho sirf anjali aur mujhe naachne do yaar. at the nd all start throwing paisa n wid tht i shall gift anjali 2 plants.âşď¸âşď¸ (blushes) wah yaar kya scene hain naa?
the king nods in acceptance fearing he mite have 2 hear more if he disagrees.
k: which other character do u smypastize other than urs?
a: well (again thinks seeing which the king feels a chill down his spine). i think it will b Dr. vicky?
the king is surprised.
a: haan yaar. poor guy. he is always invisible. even if shown its always his back. no1 have seen his face properly including his family members. his plight is such tht the other day he went home after nite duty. his wife opened the door n seeing him asked " bhaisaab aap kaun hain?".
k: y dont u leave anjali n go sumwhere faraway. maybe anjali mite come behind u like how ridhima goes behind armaan.
a: nahin yaar. anjali will not come. keerthi mam wil come behind me aur woh be ek dhande ke saath mujhe maarne ke liye.
k:if u r to give the following people anything wht wud u give?
k: sister padma.
a: Bp apparatus. bcoz shashank ka BP armaan ke vajah se aaj kal itna high hogaya hain. it wil come 2 use anytime.
k: rahul
a: muskaan.
k: wht?
a: smile yaar. muskaan yani smile. off late he sems dull.
k: oh ok. ridhima
a: brains. jab dekha armaan uski harkaton sey dhaat khatha rehtha hain.
k: gagan
a: locks.
k: locks?đ˛ but y?
a: she has become moderator now na. she has to lock many posts. kaam aayegi yaar. especially ur posts.
k: *sunita*.
a: time. she is so busy yaar. 24 hrs is not enuf 4 her. so i wil present her sumtime so tht she can give sum 4 othersđ.
k: hmmm very intelligent unlike atul. anyway trina1.
a: (blushes)đłđłđł i know she likes me a lot. i wil giv her a rose n this special kiss muahhhhhhh.
k: wonderfully answered atul. thanx 4 coming n hope all ur wishes cum true.
*king*
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