This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian ........
Bhola walks into a bar in India & orders
three glasses of Beer and sits in the back of the room,
drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
Bhola replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada, and I'm here in India. When they left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
Bhola becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the sameway. He orders three Beers and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders only two Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round,
the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
Bhola looks confused for a moment, then alight dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he, says, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive".
"Only thing is ---- I've just quit drinking"!!!!!!
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More Jokes: Bhola
Bhola with a camera, was focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Bhola ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Bhola ne naukar se bola pedho ko pani dal.
Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai"
Bhola : are budhu chatri pakdke dal na".
Man:Bholaji where were u born?
Bholaji: Bihar.
Man: which part.
Bhola: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body born in Bihar".
Bhola's son: dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.
Bhola: give him a glass of water.
Bhola gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Bhola:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
One Bholaji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the
question paper is leaking...
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Bhola:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it...
Bhola at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Bholaji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY? because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"
4 hightech Bhola inventions:
---Waterproof towel
---Solar powered torch
---Book on how to read
---Pedal powered wheel chair.
Why did Bhola cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what ---To avoid side effect!
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this is my first post in this section
I hope the jokes are not posted before!
Ye Hai Mohabbatein
Arjun
