Pick an alternative profession for Bolly celebs

It's like that KWK game where Kareena said Sonakshi would be good as a housewife and Sonakshi responded that Kareena should be a gossip columnist.

Pick an alternative career for your favorite (or un-favorite lol) Bolly celebs.

Let me start with my choices:

Deepika - author or librarian or surgeon

Sonam - Vogue editor

Diana Penty - supermodel (she kind of already is though)

Taapsee - politician she looks like one LOL

Shraddha Kapoor - she's interesting with many talents so I would say content creator

Saqib Saleem - adult entertainment industry star (this is more like wish fulfillment for me )

Deepika Badminton Player

Ranveer Singh Comedian on stage

Sunny Deol Police officer

Priety Zinta Sales woman

Akshay Kumar Politician

SRK PR agency owner

Shraddha Kapoor Singer

Deepika - Nutritionist, or ' plant mom ' on YouTube.

Sonam - Reality tv star on Housewives of South London or whatever.

Shraddha - techie who side eyes you at the airport but is friendly later during the flight.

Akshay Kumar - Architect /realtor.

SRK - Ghotalewala politician who gets away with it every time because people for some reason think he's beyond reproach.

Salman - Mawwali Gunda. Oh wait.

Aishwarya - Obgyn who makes you feel embarassed to strip or discuss unflattering issues because she looks perfect.

Ranveer. Swiggy Boy who makes dance reels on the way ,disrupting traffic until he gets fired when somebody 's masoor dal spills on the road.

Ranbir - Pilot. You don't want to know what the stewardess has been doing in the cockpit.

Raveena Tandon - Attractive school teacher who is sweet outside the campus but a total crochety b in maths class.

Kareena - Middle class housewife with a shopping addiction and a stingy husband . The drama.

Sonakshi. Psychic/ Tarot reader. She could figure out who is actually jadoo tonaaying Pooja Mishra.

Katrina - Drug dealer. Seems trustworthy and tactful enough to keep a low profile without raising suspicion.

Kangana - Sabzi lady in the market. Lots of scope for bickering yelling and negotiating for hours ; all in full public view.

Amitabh - Jobless reddit mod with an axe to grind.

Now that we are considering adult entertainment - Sid Malhotra and Kunal Kapoor. Sigh.

Arjun Kapoor. Youtuber who sells enlargement pumps . You don't have a penis , you know it's a scam and you can't stand the accent but you still watch the damn videos because you think he's hot.

SRK = Shrewd sales man

Malaika Arora = soft p0rn actress

Originally posted by: sharaban

SRK = Shrewd sales man

Malaika Arora = soft p0rn actress

Alternative. You're supposed to come up with something they aren't doing already 😆

Originally posted by: WormikaGrubby

Alternative. You're supposed to come up with something they aren't doing already 😆

Thoda bohut toh parda rakha hua hai naa Abhi tak Arora Ji nay... "genitals" I meant.... I think Mujhe itnay hee specific karwaana thaa tum nay in my reply 😂

Originally posted by: sharaban

Thoda bohut toh parda rakha hua hai naa Abhi tak Arora Ji nay... "genitals" I meant.... I think Mujhe itnay hee specific karwaana thaa tum nay in my reply 😂

Saving it for a rainy day.

Deepika- line producer

Ranveer- comedian

Sonam - professional model

Ananya- professional model

Sidharth- professional model

Anushka- Technologist for Environmental Services

Priyanka- motivational speaker

SRK Senior Sales advisor

Alaya F author

Kangana journalist

SRK would probably have been a businessman and doing well. He has the brains and the shrewdness.

Ranveer as comedian? No. He is not funny at all, just annoying. He would prolly have been a YouTube film critic.

Sonam is too dumb to be doing anything else, even now she is more of a model than actor.

Sonakshi would be just a ameer papa ki pari like Athiya Shetty. Married to a rich guy, and enjoying life without working a day.

Kareena would have been a blind gossip column co-writer, with her cousin Ranbir. Both love gossip and know everything about everyone.

Kangana would have been the female KRK...Oh, wait! She would have been a journalist like Arnab Goswami (yelling at everyone, talking over everyone, not letting anyone else speak)...Oh! WAIT A MINUTE. Damn!

Help but why I can imagine Ranveer as a chai tapri wala like The dolly chai wala with all his tacky clothes and antics

And Kareena as the aggressive Beauty Parlour wali aunty