From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex this is my final word ! Thread 2 - Page 48

Are you black coffee?,

You are a cofee for name sake

Even a Rohit Shetty car crash makes more sense than this relationship

You are that baloon which burst within 1 minute of blowing 🎈

I wanted a ‘Singham’ in my life, but you turned out to be ‘Simmba’—loud and fake

Even Akki changes his scripts less often than you change your mood

I wanted a ‘Mohabbatein’ kind of love, but you gave me ‘Baazigar’ betrayal

Even Anil Kapoor’s youth lasted longer than my patience with you

Even John Abraham in a comedy movie has more expressions than you did in this relationship

This relationship was like ‘Andhadhun’—I was blind to all the red flags

If our relationship was a dhoom movie, your role would be of uday Chopra 😌