From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex this is my final word ! Thread 2- Page 8

You remind me of my diet… a lot of effort for zero results.

Oh, you think you’re the star? , I’m the show and you’re just the commercial break.

You really thought you were going to impress me? That’s cute. I’ve seen more impressive things in a kindergarten art class.

Your presence in my life was like an ad that didn’t have a skip button.

You really thought I was going to be impressed by that? I’ve seen better moves from a toddler with a crayon.

I’m upgrading to someone with better emotional quotient.

You know, I’ve seen more depth in a puddle. And that’s not even a compliment to the puddle.

You're like expired milk—nausea inducing and better off in the trash.

Congrats for new thread!

Lemme do some yoga to regain my savage nature.

You’re like a bad tattoo—permanent regret. I can’t wait to re-write something on top of it to salvage whatever I can.