From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex this is my final word ! Thread 2- Page 6

Consider this the season finale of our show. No cliffhangers

You were the loading screen of my love life… just endless waiting.

I've seen more personality in a rock. And I'm not talking about a fancy one like granite, I'm talking about a dull, gray rock.

Consider this my two weeks' notice for this relationship. I'm done

Our relationship is like logic in Rajan Shahi's dramas - impossible

Roses are red, violets are blue, we're breaking up because I’m too good for you.

Are you a 'Anandibaa aur Emily' cultural clash? Because I'm getting a headache from the misunderstandings

I could explain it to you, but Im afraid the limited capacity of your brain might short-circuit.

Are you a 'Yeh Hai Chahatein' sudden, unexplained villain transformation? Because I'm questioning your character arc

We are as much as a perfect match like oil and water is.