From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 45

Single until I find a human I love more than chicken fingers

Are you a nightmare ? Because breaking up with you feels like getting out of one.

I love break up lines lmao

Originally posted by: ssttuuttii

Make like a scale and go weigh.

Make like a book and close this chapter.

You’re like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.

My pet goldfish has more personality than you

Being with you felt like being in a vacuum - struggling to breathe. Breaking up with you feels like I’m able to take a lungful of fresh air.

Originally posted by: SoniRita

You're a berry bad influence on me – it's time to pick a new partner

You're like a Netflix show started off promising, but now I just want to skip you.

Originally posted by: SoniRita

You're a berry bad influence on me – it's time to pick a new partner

Food pun

You Ar-chok-ing me and I've decided to set myself free.

Tumhare saath rehna matlab khud ki pair mein khuladi marna aur mein bewakoof nahi hoon :)

Originally posted by: Neerasi29

I don't need autocorrect i know my spellings fine but can you my dear even spell nine

You bring people together… because they all need to recover after dealing with you.