Originally posted by: nushhkiee
Disclaimer: This is just for fun! I don’t intend to hurt anyone. And if any translations are wrong… blame Google Baba, not me! 😆
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A dimly lit room. Three figures huddle around a glowing laptop screen, their faces masked in secrecy
Person 1: Are we ready?
Person 2: Of course. We've waited long enough
Person 3: (Sternly) Remember - no hesitation. We execute the plan tonight
A moment of tense silence. Then a message pops up in the chat.
Person 1: (Smirks) The targets have been secured. We move now. Get, set, go Manu Dii and Muskaan Dii
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A luxurious house in Bangalore. Inside, a modern couple sits in their lavish living room...Jodha, elegantly draped in her saree, scrolling through her phone with frustration; Jalal, lazily sipping his black coffee, reading an automobile magazine
Jodha: (Muttering) Another day, no update. This is mental torture. How long are we supposed to sit like this?
Jalal: (Smirking) Still stuck on that story, love?
Jodha: (Glaring) Stuck? EXCUSE ME?! Do you even understand the emotional investment here?!
Jalal: Okay, okay. But relax, naa yaar...good things take time
Jodha: That's what you said last month
Before Jalal can argue, the doorbell rings. Jodha raises a brow.
Jodha: You ordered food?
Jalal: Nope. Did you?
Jodha: No… but ...let's see
Jalal sighs, gets up, and unlocks the door. The moment it swings open...THREE HOODED FIGURES dramatically storm inside, pulling down their hoods in slow motion like characters in a suspense thriller
Anu: Jalal. Jodha. Your presence is required.
Muskaan Dii: (nods solemnly) The time has come.
Manu Dii: (smirking) And we have a mission for you
Jalal: (crossing his arms) A mission? And why should I agree?
Jodha: If it's about Jahnavi update, I’m already in
Anu: (grinning) That's my girl !!!!
Muskaan Dii: But we can’t do this without you my handsome hunk...ahem ahem *fake cough* I mean ... Jalal…
Jalal: (raising a brow) What exactly do you all plan to do?
Manu Dii: Simple. You'll know. Tonight.
Jalal: Why do I feel something fishy
Anu: Hahaha...patience handsome *fake cough after seeing Jodha's glare* I mean Ahmed Sir...patience
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A cozy home, cluttered with books, a laptop buzzing with unread emails. Jahnavi Dii sighs, stretching her arms, scrolling through her phone.
Jahnavi Dii: Oh god… they're at it again
Memes. GIFs. Desperate pleas. Fainting, crying, angry babies in gifs.
Jahnavi Dii: (muttering)These girls are insane… but also, kind of creative.
A voice from another room interrupts her thoughts.
Hema: Amma, na pustakam ekkada undi? (where is my book)
Jahnavi Dii: Clean your book shelf first. You'll find it then
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A car screeches to a halt. Jodha, Jalal, and the determined readers step out, staring at the house like soldiers before a battle.
Jodha: Are we really doing this?
Anu: We've come too far to turn back now.
Muskaan Dii: Let’s do it.
The bell rings. A long pause. Then...
Jahnavi Dii: Opening the door, utterly confused …What in the WORLD? *shocked*
Silence. Then...
Jalal: (adjusting his watch in his oh-so-sexy-way) Jahnavi Dii, we need to talk.
Meanwhile Muskan Dii to Anu - Oh my god look at his hands. His biceps. Oh my lord, Annuuu
Anu: Hainaa... he's just soooo
Manu Di: Shut up ladies. We are not here for this. But oh, he's so handsome
Jodha: This has gone on long enough Jahnavi...
Manu Dii: (falls to her knees dramatically) Diii, PLEASE UPDATE!
Muskaan Dii: (Clutching her heart) We are DYING here!
Anu: (grabbing Jahnavi Dii’s hands) Don’t you love us anymore?
Jahnavi Dii: (Gawking) …You people brought Jodha and Jalal to my house?!
Jalal: What can I say? We’re victims in this too
Jodha: Even we don’t know what happens next.
Jahnavi Dii groans, rubbing her temples
Keerti: So they are the ones who keep my mother so occupied
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As the group is busy pleading, Jalal subtly steps closer to Jahnavi Dii, voice low.
Jalal: Listen, Jahnavi. Let’s make a deal.
Jahnavi Dii: (Suspicious but flattered) What kind of deal?
Jalal: You reveal the killer soon… and take my and Jodha’s romance to the next level and we will bless you and stop hounding you for update requests
Jahnavi Dii: Define next level.
Jalal: A grand, wedding and after that *ahem, ahem* some romance. Some intense eye contact… maybe a rain sequence?
Jahnavi Dii: (holding back laughter) You really came all this way to negotiate your love story?
Jalal: Do you have any idea how long I’ve been waiting to get past tension and longing glances? I need progress, Jahnavi
Jodha: (narrowing her eyes from a distance) What are you two whispering about?
Jalal: Nothing, love.
Jahnavi Dii: Fine. I’ll think about it.
Anu: HEY! What’s going on here?
Jahnavi Dii: Nothing. Nothing at all.
Muskaan Dii: Something is definitely up.
Manu Dii: I bet Jalal just bribed her for romance scenes
Jalal: (smirking) Maybe.
Jodha: We’re talking later
Laughter erupts in the room as Jahnavi Dii shakes her head, finally giving in.
Jahnavi Dii: Sighing... Okay, fine! I’ll work on the next update!
The group erupts in cheers, pulling Jodha and Jalal into a victorious group hug
Anu: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
Jalal: Don’t forget our deal...Rain. Romance. Drama. Make it happen. SOON!!
Jahnavi Dii: (muttering) Nenu na talupu lak cesi uṇḍalsindi. Ayite... Variki na cirunama evaru iccaru? (I should’ve locked my door. but...who gave them my address?)
Laughter fills the house as Jahnavi Dii finally caves in to the overwhelming love (or was it pressure?) of her readers and characters alike. But the real question remains....will they finally get their update?
To be continued... (if Jahnavi Dii allows it 😆)
Read this if time permits 
The things I do for your FF, Jahnavi Sahiba 
I felt like i was sitting in the back seat of the car watching Joja conversation. 
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