FF - Chronicles of Ruhi DDP Diaries -- Index Pg1, Reinvite Pg 8 - Page 3

Originally posted by: bangtanARMY

Chronicles of Ruhi's DDP turns into WKH today [copyrights with me]

Dear Diary,

NO! I WILL NOT CRY ANYMORE

Ar held that dealwali wife's hand for just a brief moment and he pushed it away on seeing ME so that means he still loves me, still wants to be with me and will keep me as the #1 priority.

I even played rock-papers-scissors (AHA! ANOTHER WIN IN MY LIFE ) and hugged Ab to show Ar that I am a very adjusting person - I can tolerate this dealwali biwi as #2 just... NOT #1! THAT PLACE IS ONLY MINE AND MINE AND NO ONE ELSE'S!!!!

So Ar gave me a tapewala heart which is equivalent to a place in his heart and which is also equivalent to his pumping heart. Yes, yes, time for Alexa to play the romantic song of Gopi-Ahem. Its gonna be my background music while I rejoice that Ar loves me and not that dealwali biwi

Bro you are too good

Chronicles of Ruhi's DDP and how she made it into an opportunity for WKH

Dear Diary,

KYUN KYUN KYUNNNNN

The family today proved how much they loved me - they kicked Ar out of dining table because I was not there!! Can you believe it?? That means if I tell them in the future about Ar & me, they will kick Ab out and put me in her place foshure!!!

Now I am too shy to say it, soooooooo

Anyways today Ar disrespected me by fighting for Ab's rights of sitting at the table

Aaj mein Ar ka khabar leti hu...

A few moments later

Dear Diary,

I decided to make waqt kismet halat back in my hands! The Wheel of Fortune said I have it in my hands and hence I will prevail!!

I galloped to Ar-Ab's room and saw my sona munda deciding on the clothes he should wear - I am such a fashionista, ofc he should heed my advice and I told him blue would suit him because I was ALSO wearing blue - soulmates ka coincidence!! I also put kala teeka on my love and he took it without even a moment's hesitation. I did not see him flinching at all - my touch is like love and care of not a brother's wife

A few moments later

Dear Diary,

THE AUDACITY OF THAT DEALWALI BIWI! Putting Ar into boring black-and-white suit - what haq does that woman even have on my husband's brother!!!

So I (very, very, very un-purposefully) went into his arms and somehow my rangoli dust coloured his white shirt

Waqt Kismet Halat always on my side.

ALWAYS!!

Originally posted by: bangtanARMY

Chronicles of Ruhi's DDP and how she made it into an opportunity for WKH

Dear Diary,

KYUN KYUN KYUNNNNN

The family today proved how much they loved me - they kicked Ar out of dining table because I was not there!! Can you believe it?? That means if I tell them in the future about Ar & me, they will kick Ab out and put me in her place foshure!!!

Now I am too shy to say it, soooooooo

Anyways today Ar disrespected me by fighting for Ab's rights of sitting at the table

Aaj mein Ar ka khabar leti hu...

A few moments later

Dear Diary,

I decided to make waqt kismet halat back in my hands! The Wheel of Fortune said I have it in my hands and hence I will prevail!!

I galloped to Ar-Ab's room and saw my sona munda deciding on the clothes he should wear - I am such a fashionista, ofc he should heed my advice and I told him blue would suit him because I was ALSO wearing blue - soulmates ka coincidence!! I also put kala teeka on my love and he took it without even a moment's hesitation. I did not see him flinching at all - my touch is like love and care of not a brother's wife

A few moments later

Dear Diary,

THE AUDACITY OF THAT DEALWALI BIWI! Putting Ar into boring black-and-white suit - what haq does that woman even have on my husband's brother!!!

So I (very, very, very un-purposefully) went into his arms and somehow my rangoli dust coloured his white shirt

Waqt Kismet Halat always on my side.

ALWAYS!!

Galloped 😂😂

Now I'm picturing 🤮🤮🤮 galloping like a horse😂😂😂

Chronicles of Ruhi's DDP... WKH... DDP... WKH... DDP

Dear Diary,

MANISHA CHACHI SUCKS!!

I got such a good opportunity to not be desperate to snatch the invite from Kajal Bua's hands and go with Ar -- and Manisha Chachi said that I will be kebab ki haddi if I go with Ab-Ar!! How dare she!! Does she not know Ar loves me, his brother's wife and not that dealwali wife!!

Fine, Manisha Chachi, FINE!! I WILL DANCE AND ROMANCE WITH AR AT THE PARTY!! Your truths will not stop me!

At the party

Dear Diary,

(Gasp-cries) AR CALLED MY HAIR AAFAT

I reached the party and saw Ar taking off his shoes for me to hit him with

I wanted to give him surprise but he gave me surprise with this gesture for his dealwali wife

I went spinning into his arms and moved my arms and waist to show my jhataks and phataks and somehow my hair got stuck-

I thought... I thought... Ar will stare deep into my eyes but he only moved in closer to say yeh baal hai ya aafat- (gasp-cries)

Originally posted by: bangtanARMY

Chronicles of Ruhi's DDP... WKH... DDP... WKH... DDP

Dear Diary,

MANISHA CHACHI SUCKS!!

I got such a good opportunity to not be desperate to snatch the invite from Kajal Bua's hands and go with Ar -- and Manisha Chachi said that I will be kebab ki haddi if I go with Ab-Ar!! How dare she!! Does she not know Ar loves me, his brother's wife and not that dealwali wife!!

Fine, Manisha Chachi, FINE!! I WILL DANCE AND ROMANCE WITH AR AT THE PARTY!! Your truths will not stop me!

At the party

Dear Diary,

(Gasp-cries) AR CALLED MY HAIR AAFAT

I reached the party and saw Ar taking off his shoes for me to hit him with

I wanted to give him surprise but he gave me surprise with this gesture for his dealwali wife

I went spinning into his arms and moved my arms and waist to show my jhataks and phataks and somehow my hair got stuck-

I thought... I thought... Ar will stare deep into my eyes but he only moved in closer to say yeh baal hai ya aafat- (gasp-cries)

Aaj subah subah darshan dediye aapne!!

Bohot badiya 😂😂

Just a short Ruhi ka DDP-WKH

Dear Diary,

THEY GAVE US THE BEST COUPLE TROPHY! THEY CALLED US RUHI AND ARMAAN PODDAR (it soooo doesn't matter that I am Poddar because of being Rohit's wife)

And as we were clicking pictures, that nautanki dealwali biwi created a scene by tripping and Ar LET GO OF OUR BEST COUPLE TROPHY!! KYUNNNNN- (gasp cries starts-)

A few moments later

Dear Diary,

I AM THE MADHURI DIXIT OF SALMAN KHAN's LIFE and all my tears dried up

I saw in HAHK that when a girl sits next to the boy in the car passenger seat it means the girl has the UTMOST priority in life. Ar keeps fulfilling my dreams He loves me diary HE REALLY LOVES ME!

Originally posted by: bangtanARMY

Just a short Ruhi ka DDP-WKH

Dear Diary,

THEY GAVE US THE BEST COUPLE TROPHY! THEY CALLED US RUHI AND ARMAAN PODDAR (it soooo doesn't matter that I am Poddar because of being Rohit's wife)

And as we were clicking pictures, that nautanki dealwali biwi created a scene by tripping and Ar LET GO OF OUR BEST COUPLE TROPHY!! KYUNNNNN- (gasp cries starts-)

A few moments later

Dear Diary,

I AM THE MADHURI DIXIT OF SALMAN KHAN's LIFE and all my tears dried up

I saw in HAHK that when a girl sits next to the boy in the car passenger seat it means the girl has the UTMOST priority in life. Ar keeps fulfilling my dreams He loves me diary HE REALLY LOVES ME!

Woman, I'm sitting in the ICU and reading this 😂😂😂😂

I laughed so hard and couldn't stop laughing so I actually had to go out to compose myself 😂😂😂😂

You're too good 😂😂😂

Ruhi's DDP turns into WKH

Dear Diary,

One... two... four... eight... ten... MORE THAN 20 CHOODIS WENT INTO AB'S KALAIYAAN! KYUN KYUN KYUNNNNNNN

Dealwali biwi got fed with so much of Ar's love - how could this have happened? HOW?!! (gasp-cries) And that Manisha Chachi - she called this dealwali marriage PYAAR! Pyaar?!! FROM WHICH ANGLE!

At night

Dear Diary,

I kept crying since morning, everytime I see my soona kalaiyaan, more tears fell out... So I started to force some choodis inside, to prove it that AR LOVES ME AND NOT THAT DEALWALI WIFE

And then Ar came. My love came and then one choodi went inside and I JUST KNEW IT!! ONE CHOODI >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TWENTY CHOODIS!!

Originally posted by: bangtanARMY

Ruhi's DDP turns into WKH

Dear Diary,

One... two... four... eight... ten... MORE THAN 20 CHOODIS WENT INTO AB'S KALAIYAAN! KYUN KYUN KYUNNNNNNN

Dealwali biwi got fed with so much of Ar's love - how could this have happened? HOW?!! (gasp-cries) And that Manisha Chachi - she called this dealwali marriage PYAAR! Pyaar?!! FROM WHICH ANGLE!

At night

Dear Diary,

I kept crying since morning, everytime I see my soona kalaiyaan, more tears fell out... So I started to force some choodis inside, to prove it that AR LOVES ME AND NOT THAT DEALWALI WIFE

And then Ar came. My love came and then one choodi went inside and I JUST KNEW IT!! ONE CHOODI >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TWENTY CHOODIS!!

Ye baat mujhe samjh nhi aai ki usne bade Aram aram se chudi pehan rehi thi tab chudi aadar nhi ja rehi thi phir woh Jor jabardasti pehan ne legi toh chudi toot geya lekin armaan toh usse rokne aaya tha phir chudi andar kaise chali geyi..

Originally posted by: smriti25

He has begun to doubt only after his deal biwi raised suspicion about Ruhi last night. Biwi ke bina toh andha gunga behra hai yeh aadmi!

Based on your post, I'd like to dedicated today's diary from Ar and his DDP

Dear Diary,

Can you believe it? Ruhi put more food on my plate and then she asked me to come with her to her room to inspect the lock... and the lock was FINE. How could Ruhi just lie to me like that? And how could I not understand it? We were soulmates... and now I can't understand her language?? And she was giving me chocolate... and then withdrew the chocolate on seeing Maasa?

I... I... I... don't understand. Is... Is Ab right? That Ruhi does this to get my attention? But why diary why? What could be the reason?