Let's see. What has happened in the last 2+ months?
MD woke up one day looked at the sun and then remembered it got it's light from the one and only Soorajpama. So she made Soorajpama her heir, within 2.5 seconds of her stepping into her dance academy.
Nakul thoda sa bhatak gaya tha. Bas thoda sa upset tha ki uski saalo ki mehnat pe pani fir gaya. Saari mehnat usne ki and Anupama muft me academy ke rights leke chalti bani. Some such delusional nonsense. But but but...not to worry Sabki Maa ne ek 50 pages ka bhashan diya and he is now a pure devotee.
MAA hune ne got a ticket to her 9001th udaan in the form of MD taking her to America. (Liberty Mata ke Darshan ke liye) Sabki Maa was so excited. She recieved 10000 farewells from her Adult bache, ex-pati/true love(kagaz ke tukde se ristha badla thodi hai) He even gave her ghunghroo (how romantic🤧) (Anuj? CA? Ye kaun log hai) Baghban walo ne Maa par case kiya for playing their song on loop for so long it's now broken and can never be played again (not to worry mataji will be seen singing this song on the farewell of her 9002th udaan)
Maya bechari ko kisi bekar insaan ne Jagat Mata ke saare Bashan ki compilation ek hi din me suna di. Bolo. Toh woh thodi si schizophrenic and mentally disturb ho gayi. Matlab bas thoda chize fekna, hallucinate karna, panic attacks aana, matlab bas thoda sa hi pagla gayi thi. Kuch jyada nahi.
Our Soorajpama fixed her. So nicely, so so very nicely ki usne truck ke aage aakar jaan hi de di (kya mast solution ho gaya na iss track ka? Without Dungarpama having to admit her fault. So nice. So nice)
Phir CA in sabse pareshan thodi si depression me chali gayi, mummy mummy karne lagi, you known vahi childhood trauma caused by the thoughtless actions of the adults around her vala problem jo most ITV kids me rehta hai. But but but...Dungarpama will not be moved this time. Despite a stop sign falling in her path as she tries to leave for airport. (Subtle writing kaun? subtle writing kyu?)
Acche pita/soulmate ne sab sambhal liya and Dungarpama ko airport ke andar tak chod kar aaye. Meanwhile Majboor Kapadiaji ne apni beti CA ke liye best treatment dhundh nikala. *Drum roll please* And...it was: to stand around, cry, pray that Anupama comes back, talk to himself that he must remain strong. (There are no doctors in India. Woh sab job chod chuke hai after that one time Sabki Maa ne Kinjal ki delivery karvayi)
Baki KM vasi toh hai hi footage khane ke liye. Unka toh honorary mention bhi waste hai.
And finally in a cutthroat climax that had all viewers (who aren't in coma yet) at the edge of their seats (or hospital bed, whatever). The maha conclusion of this track was: Anupama stopped a flight that had taken off almost halfway to come back for Choti becoz maa hona hi sabse bada achievement hai (and because usko Maaya ke bhoot ne dhamki di thi- but ssh... don't tell anyone about that)
MD who has ear plugs in her ears all time and hence is sadly not Jagat Maya's devotee yet (lucky woman) is rightly furious and has vowed to destroy Anupama's motherhood? The respect her children have for her? (Lol as if) Her ability to be a mother? (Isn't that already gone? Seem to vaguely recall a parallel universe where the show was good and she had cancer.) Not sure. But it's MD v/s Sabki Maa time!
Until next week when MD falls at Sabki Maa's feet and declares her to be the best, most perfect woman/mother to exist 🥳
So honestly not much has happened. Not really.
PS: Jagat Mata did give an 80 page long lecture on being a mother after returning from the airplane according to Twitter sources but my mother thought it was a repeat telecast and turned the TV off five seconds in, so we missed it.So sad...
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