Originally posted by: carisma2
Seriously blue-ice do not chicken away from reading mine. You will be glad that you did. You will then be able to read anything off this thread. I can't tell you - But if anything, it will make you laugh.
All the ones that chickened away last night from it will kick themselves when they do eventually read it.
So Imagine, your husband left to go sleep in the other room.. would you follow him there?
Imagine this scenario.
Blue-ice-hubby, goes to sleep in the spare room, as blue-ice threatens to pee on the bed or spend his night guarding the bathroom for ghosts of her imagination.
Blue-ice takes her pillow and blanket and follows him into the spare room. Mr Blue-ice forgives Mrs Blue ice and gives her a cuddle.
A little while later, Blue-ice wakes him up, shaking and scared again and asks him to follow her to the bathroom one more time and wait outside.
Tired and retired from arguing on this, he reluctantly accepts her request and tells her to go ahead and he'll be behind her.
Blue-ice makes a run for the family bathroom. Mr blue-ice rubs his eyes and with heavy eye lids, heavy heart and heavy feet makes his way to the family bathroom, He turns the light on in the hallway and passes by their bedroom. He notices blue-ice sound asleep on the bed in the bedroom, right in the middle, taking up the entire space on the bed. He was rather confused but as he stayed at the door staring at his beautiful wife, He suddenly heard the toilet being flushed in the family bathroom. Mr blue-ice realised... 😲... but just then, the hallway lights went off...
Let me know if you want a part Deux.
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