Helloooooozzzzzzzzz!!!!!
I'm back with Major Nair n his life-changing drill classes😉
This time Major has to train the new cadets....so let's see what happens when Nair turns into a typical fashion crazy girl😉😉😉
The venue: KMA Grounds
Nair: Attention cadets!!
(All stand to attention...)
Nair: Aaj main aap sab ko inspect karoonga....aur jis bhi cadet mein koi bhi kami lagi use punishment milegi😡😡
Peter: Hey dude!!! I thought inspection drill mein inspection hi karte hain😕
Malla: Sabar rakho...inspection hi karenge.
(Nair moves to Rummy..the first in the line.)
Nair: Army mein sabse zyaada zaroori hai discipline....Aur ek achhe Army Officer ki pehchaan sabse pehle uske kapdon, uski chaal, aur uske chamakte jooton se ki jaati hai.
Cadet Rummy!! Aaapke joote saaf hain????
Rummy: Yes sir!!
Nair: Are you sure?
Rummy: Yes sir!!
Nair: Sure?
Akriti: yaar koi Captain Abhimanyu ko bulaao....woh isse to bahut zyaada mast take deta hai..
Vidya: Vidya ko to lagta hai aaj Rummy marega
Nair: Cadet mujhe answer chaahiye😡
Rummy: Sir......😕
Nair: Clean your shoes, now!!😡😡😡
(Moves to Purvi.)
Nair: Army mein ladkiyon ke liye koi jagah nahin hai...Ladkiyaan kamzor hoti hain...nail polish lagaati hai...woh mobile waali cadet bhi lagaati thi😡.
Aap Cadet Purvi...apne haath dikhaao.
Purvi: Sir...
Nair: 😲Itna make-up?????????
Itna make-up to kabhi main bhi nahin karti😳😳
Sirf ek bindi, eyeliner, kaajal, mascara, blush, lipstick, eyeshadow, aur haan...foundation zaroor lagaati hoon.
Peter: Yeh to...what do you call it.....sanki hai guys..
Mallah: Humein to lagta hai inke andar jungle ka jinn ghus gaya hai...jai bajrang bali...humaari raksha karo.
Nair: Sameera...tumhaare baal bahut achhe hain...kaun sa shampoo use karti hoon?? Mujhe bataao na😳😳
Sameera: Uhhh...sir..woh...
Nair: Bataao na....aur tim 'sir' kise keh rahi ho???😆
Akriti: Bataao na Sameera..tum heroine ko sambhaalo tab tak hum shot theek karne ki sochte hain.
Rummy: Dekho tum Queen of Hearts se door raho😡
Purvi: to ab woh Queen of Hearts hai...main nahin😭😭
Nair: 😲
Queen of Hearts main hoon samjhe😡
😲OOOOOOOoooooooooooooo...Akritiiiiiiii!!!
Akriti: Lo...ab mera scene shuru.
Malla: Hum aapko bachaayenge Akriti ji😃😃
(Rushes towards Nair but collides with him...both fall n Nair hits his head...Nair wakes up after some time.)
Nair: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA
All Cadets: Marr gaye....yeh to Navjot Singh Sidhhu ban gaye😭
Akriti: Nahin re...Sidhhu nahin hai.
Malla: Haan...jungle ka jinn hai.
Akriti: Jungle mein jaaye tera jinn...mooh dekho...itna bada khula hai....yeh Archana Puran Singh hai.
Nair: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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No offence meant😊