Molkki Chatting Corner #56 - Page 46

Originally posted by: Kaiina

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

MOM : “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”

SON : “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”

MOM : “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”

SON : “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”

MOM : “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”

SON : “Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?”

MOM : “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

Ye mast tha..🤣

Originally posted by: Kaiina

My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini.

I said, "Wow, that's an amazing car!"

He replied, "If you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, I'll get another one next year".

😭😭😭😭

Originally posted by: Kaiina

My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini.

I said, "Wow, that's an amazing car!"

He replied, "If you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, I'll get another one next year".

😭😭😭😭

Mere Boss agar aaise kahe toh shayad jaan hi le loon😈😆

Originally posted by: pallavi_p28

Haa

😎

Originally posted by: Kaiina

A man has just had his COVID-19 vaccination.

On the way home he notices that he has severely blurred vision. So he rings up the vaccination centre and reports the side-effects.

The vaccination centre asks him to come back IMMEDIATELY..

.. return the other patient’s glasses that he picked up by mistake, and retrieve his own.

I'll stop here before I get beaten

Bye 😎

Jarur karenge..😈😆

Originally posted by: Manasi_16

Pallu super sonic speed se progress kar rahi hai....

Zara raaz toh share karo humse, Pallu😆

Aur nezz tabse gayab hai...😈

Aur pallu raaton raat malamaal ho gaye hai...😈

Daal mai kuch kaala hai daya..😈

Originally posted by: pallavi_p28

Aur kuch nhi

Bas

Tumlog ka ashirwaad hai😆

Originally posted by: Manasi_16

Mere Boss agar aaise kahe toh shayad jaan hi le loon😈😆

Originally posted by: Manasi_16

Pallu super sonic speed se progress kar rahi hai....

Zara raaz toh share karo humse, Pallu😆

Pallu is married to a rich man

Originally posted by: kenika

.🤣🤣🤣

Ye pallu ki ammeri mai din pe din badhti hii ja rahi hai...😈

Nezz ko ek din lift kya di.... Cycle se sidha car.. Aur car se sidha jet plane ke aa gaye hai..😈

Vaise ye jet plane ghar ke bahar tak to le jaayega na..🤣

Ghar ke bahar.....

Uske liye alag se parking area bana hai😁