Molkki Chatting Corner #56 - Page 44

Originally posted by: kenika

meri to sabse pehle vaat lagayegi vo.. Ye sab shuru karne aur uski Notification bar spam karne ke liye..🤣🤣

Office mai hogi.. Uska aaj off nahi hota na..🙄

Haan tu toh gayi Aaj..🤣

Originally posted by: Manasi_16

Hayyee this is sooo cute 😍

Main kaun hoon yeh bhi bata do😆

Manu getting a massage from Don Nez 🤣

Originally posted by: kenika

accha isme manu kon hai aur nezz kon...🤣🤣

Ye jo massage de rahe hai vo manu aur jo mast aaram kar raha hai vo nezz..😂😂😂

Manu lete huve hai, aur hamari ladki Nez kaam pe lagi hai 😆

Mai pakka pitoongi Nez se

Originally posted by: kenika

haathi ke daant dikhane ke aur khane ke aur..🤣🤣

Are nahi baba..ab aadat ho gayi hai mujhe.. 1 am se pehle nind hii na aati mujhe..🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Chatt pe Sona band karo aur apne kamre mai soo jao.,

Chatt Wale se bahut ho raha hai aapka nain matakka 🤣

Oh Lord! My language

Originally posted by: ReenVora

Pata nahi...... Sappu ko pata hoga

Sappu Ko Sab Pata Hota Hai.

Yeh... EK ka show ban sakta hai na 😆

Originally posted by: kenika

kya baat hai ek hii din mai aapki to lottery lag gayi.. Cycle se sidha car...🤣

Kal cycle pe controversy ho gayi thi.... To aaj safety ke liye car lii hai..🤣

Kal Private Jet hoga Pallu ka 🤣

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

MOM : “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”

SON : “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”

MOM : “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”

SON : “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”

MOM : “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”

SON : “Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?”

MOM : “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini.

I said, "Wow, that's an amazing car!"

He replied, "If you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, I'll get another one next year".

😭😭😭😭

A man has just had his COVID-19 vaccination.

On the way home he notices that he has severely blurred vision. So he rings up the vaccination centre and reports the side-effects.

The vaccination centre asks him to come back IMMEDIATELY..

.. return the other patient’s glasses that he picked up by mistake, and retrieve his own.

I'll stop here before I get beaten

Bye 😎

Originally posted by: pallavi_p28

Suno..

Patni- hamesha mera aadha sir dard hota hai

Lagta hai doctor ko dikhana padega

Pati- are! Isme doctor ko kya dikhana.

Jitna hai utna hi dard hoga na

Bas tab se pati ke pure shareer me dard hai🤣

Pallu missed ur jokes 😁
Very funny 🤣