Member Topic : Embarrassing things you did or happened to you - Page 13

Yahaan kabhi bhi kisi monument ya park mein jaao toh bas premi jode chhupe hue milte hain.

Went to the residency once with my parents. I looked inside a window(?) an old building that was supposed to be a treasury and saw a girl just standing in a corner like a statue. So I told my mom a girl was hiding in there. My mom looked inside the other window, and saw a guy.😆

That entire trip I just roamed around spooking the secretive couples. Must’ve created a record of some sort.😆

I was once cutting chart paper on the bed, I also cut the bed sheet with it😭

And phir pitai hui bahut 🤣

I also had this habit of sitting on edge of the bed, or top of the sofa.. anyplace where I could fall down and hurt myself easily 😆

Originally posted by: TheMinion

Example: I was studying in IIT when I got a call for personal loan, I told the lady that I was a sweeper at IIT, she didn’t want to talk to me after listening to that. I insisted that I needed a loan as I had two wives and 6 chhote-chhote bacche… the lady started telling me it was illegal to have two wives, I told her my dad has 3, my chacha has 4… my roommate was lotpot on the floor…

However, when my sis called, cat had gotten my tongue…

Lmao! I simply don't pick up personal loan or credit card calls thanks to Truecaller telling me its a spam call. But maybe I should start having fun too and get used to them😆

Which cat got your tongue?

Smitten Kitten or

Originally posted by: Autumn_Rose

I was once cutting chart paper on the bed once, I also cut the bed sheet with it😭

And phir pitai hui bahut 🤣

I also had this habit of sitting on edge of the bed, or top of the sofa.. anyplace where I could fall down and hurt myself easily 😆

You also sound like you need to be banned from anything that can be used to cut something. 🥲

Oh, as a kid I used to be very possessive of friends or any relationships in general. Like if you are my friend, and I don’t like the other person. I would not let this other person near my friend.

So I recently met this girl again ( she is a few years older then me) .. she and her mom told me, they still remember me as 5 year old who would tell others, “how dare you talk to my Seema didi” 😭😆

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

LMAO. This sounds more like a lucky encounter than embarrassing. Like Mishhh said, the beginning of some kind of love story. Unlike you, I’ve had two instances, which began like a romantic film but ended in a tragedy.

Story # 1

I was walking when I bumped into someone and lost my footing, so I began to fall back. The person wrapped their arms around my waist and stopped my fall, like the good old TV shows. I’ve always wanted to experience this but just my luck, instead of it being a 6 foot tall and muscular man, it was an older woman who had saved me, wrapping me into her embrace. 🙃

Story # 2

During the early years of going to my first job, I used to travel by train. There used to be a lot of really good looking guys dressed in suits commuting as well. I’d daydream that one day my love story will start from a train ride.

One fine day, I got off my stop and it was extremely busy. Half the train had gotten off at the same time and there was only one set of stairs that you had to walk up to get off the platform. Today it was busy (more than usual) and there was a queue of traffic trying to walk up the stairs at the same time. I was half way up, everyone going at a snail pace, and there was a man in front, just a few steps above me. This meant his ass was in line with my face. This was the exact moment in time when the man in front of me thought it appropriate to release his gas of feral smelling nature right when my face was in level with his butt. So he farted in my face. He farted like no one was watching. He farted like a risk taking dare devil. I was scarred. It also smelled like he hadn’t farted in three lifetimes. This is my destiny.

Okay, maybe some knights in shining armors are just older women with hearts of gold .....and who are probably muscular and hit the gym if they could stop you from falling. But I'm DEAD reading the second one.🤣🤣🤣🤣

I had to endure gruesome 30 mins twice a day in a train before the pandemic got us working from home. Wearing masks wasn't the norm back then and it's happened twice..... someone ramming their way into a crowded mass of frustrated passengers and deciding to let it rip when the next train station was a solid ten mins away. 😷😷😷 I was horrified and disgusted and so were the riders around me but it's not like anyone was going to own up to it! Ugh. I'm definitely carrying a mask for eternity even after things go back to normal, if they ever do, that is. And just slip it back on if God forbid I fall victim to sth like that again. 😆

Originally posted by: TheMinion

I don’t generally get into embarrassing situations, I manage to make others embarrassed…
I was working in an IT firm in India. One of my female teammates and I had applied for corporate credit card, the credit card guy came to the main corporate building and called us there. It was a huge campus, on our way back the lady wanted to eat ice cream. Being an eternal gentleman, I got her ice cream, paper napkins, I held her bad for her, stood in attention while she was eating etc. etc.

Our department head happened to pass by and saw us. When we came back to our department, my manager came and said the head wanted to talk to me along with my manager. We went inside a cabin. The buddha khusat told me this wasn’t a park to stroll and eat ice cream with my GF, I tried explaining why we were outside, but budhau refused to listen…

After this incident, I personally went and told my manager EVERY TIME I left my workstation, including loo breaks. One fine day he said with folded hands “maaf kar de yaar mujhe, jo karna hai kar, mujhe mat bata, agli baar head kuch bolega main manage kar lunga”

Bhaisahab, yeh essay ho gaya!!!!

WAAH! WAAH! Attitude ho to aisa 😎

This doesn't qualify for those IF-essays. 😵 kaiko khud ke likhe ki ijjat uttar rha be!

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

You also sound like you need to be banned from anything that can be used to cut something. 🥲

Omg, a forum waasi who has seen my Astro chart has already adviced me to stay away from sharp objects, my astro chart shows this. I have the war planet (Mars) in constellation of Kritika (which means to cut)

Originally posted by: Autumn_Rose

Oh, as a kid I used to be very possessive of friends or any relationships in general. Like if you are my friend, and I don’t like the other person. I would not let this other person near my friend.

So I recently met this girl again ( she is a few years older then me) .. she and her mom told me, they still remember me as 5 year old who would tell others, “how dare you talk to my Seema didi” 😭😆

Alakh, stop. Your childhood version of you is scaring me. This is a thread for embarrassing stories not scary ones! 😭

https://youtu.be/WHbXcuXbXKk

I used to miss the bus/train a lot during my school and college days. Even by a few seconds, then I had to wait 10-15 minutes for the next one. 😆When I got to class, I used to say the bus/train came late. 🤪😆I got the wrong bus by mistake 1 or 2 times, ended up somehwhere else. 🤪🤣