Bhashan ki kahani os 🤡 - Page 3

Well your post was more entertaining than the recent episode we got 🤣🤣. Please keep writing more of these types of things, at least it will make watching some of these episodes more bearable 😆

Originally posted by: shriz

Nobody:

Literally nobody:

Not a single soul:

Le anupama while driving:

Kya matlab driving bas saamne dekh k karni hoti hai...mai orat hu aur ek orat ka jab man kare jaise man kare jaha dekh k man kare waise driving kar sakti hai"😎

Ab drive kar hi rahi hu to socha lage haatho Anuj ko do page ka bhashan bhi de du😎😎

Le Anuj:OOO godd why is she looking at me like that...aise expression to ye bhashan chalu karne se pehle deti hai aksar....is she going to start her non stop bhashan again wo bhi while driving!!???

Anu: Aree Anuj aap aise car se utar k bhaag kyu rahe hai ..abhi to mai ne bas ek page k dialogues hi parhe the...chaar page aur bacha hua hai😔

Anuj:OOO goddd save me...save me from this orat and her speeches😵

Dekho anu mai ek simple sa aadmi hu...haath jor kar vinti kar raha hu tum se mujhe baksh do...mai nahi sun sakta tumhara ye bhashan aur

Is se pehle ki ye orat apna bhashan dobara chaalu kare bhaag leta hu yaha se😎...bhaar me jaaye pyaar wyaar🤢..jaan kaan👂hai to jahaan hai

Anuj to chale gaye...ab mai apna bhashan kis ko sunaau😭😭

Mil gaya naya shikaar😈

Anuj na sahi anjaan logo ko to gyaan pel hi sakti hu😎

Ab is ko pakaaungi apne gyaan k motiyo se😈

*Bhashan starts*

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Aise kaise itna jaldi khatam ho jaayega mera bhashan😎

Abhi to bas 2000 saal hi huye hai..abhi to aur gyaan pelungi muft ka😈

Bas 1000 saal aur... fir tumhe jaane dungi...wo kya hai na diwali k baad se kisi ajnabi ko gyaan dene ka mauka mila hi nahi to isliye thora lamba chalega ye speech session😳

Whatttt!!???1000 saal aur??!!!aap ka abhi tak khatam nahi hua??!!😲

Itne to dictionary me words bhi nahi hai jitna aap bol rahi ho aunty

Bhaaaagoooooo warna ye aunty paka k maar daalegi...chahe to movie flop chali jaaye par promotion k chakkar me in ka gyaan aur nahi jhel sakti mai🤪

I am speechless shrizz🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bas aaj tune sab keh diya mere mann ka🤣🤣🤣

Kaan hai to jahaan hai🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lol...a good laughter dose on Christmas.

Only you can do this Shrizz.

That's why I smile/ laugh even before reading your post.😆🤣

Thanks for sharing. 🤗

Shriz tera humor is🤡

🤣mazaa hi aaa gya

Originally posted by: shriz

Nobody:

Literally nobody:

Not a single soul:

Le anupama while driving:

Kya matlab driving bas saamne dekh k karni hoti hai...mai orat hu aur ek orat ka jab man kare jaise man kare jaha dekh k man kare waise driving kar sakti hai"😎

Ab drive kar hi rahi hu to socha lage haatho Anuj ko do page ka bhashan bhi de du😎😎

Le Anuj:OOO godd why is she looking at me like that...aise expression to ye bhashan chalu karne se pehle deti hai aksar....is she going to start her non stop bhashan again wo bhi while driving!!???

Anu: Aree Anuj aap aise car se utar k bhaag kyu rahe hai ..abhi to mai ne bas ek page k dialogues hi parhe the...chaar page aur bacha hua hai😔

Anuj:OOO goddd save me...save me from this orat and her speeches😵

Dekho anu mai ek simple sa aadmi hu...haath jor kar vinti kar raha hu tum se mujhe baksh do...mai nahi sun sakta tumhara ye bhashan aur

Is se pehle ki ye orat apna bhashan dobara chaalu kare bhaag leta hu yaha se😎...bhaar me jaaye pyaar wyaar🤢..jaan kaan👂hai to jahaan hai

Anuj to chale gaye...ab mai apna bhashan kis ko sunaau😭😭

Mil gaya naya shikaar😈

Anuj na sahi anjaan logo ko to gyaan pel hi sakti hu😎

Ab is ko pakaaungi apne gyaan k motiyo se😈

*Bhashan starts*

🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

😴😴😴😴😴😴

😴😴😴😴😴😴

😴😴😴😴😴😴

💤💤💤💤💤💤

💤💤💤💤💤💤

😴😴😴😴😴😴

😴😴😴

😴😴😴

😴😴😴

😴😴😴

😴😴😴

Aise kaise itna jaldi khatam ho jaayega mera bhashan😎

Abhi to bas 2000 saal hi huye hai..abhi to aur gyaan pelungi muft ka😈

Bas 1000 saal aur... fir tumhe jaane dungi...wo kya hai na diwali k baad se kisi ajnabi ko gyaan dene ka mauka mila hi nahi to isliye thora lamba chalega ye speech session😳

Whatttt!!???1000 saal aur??!!!aap ka abhi tak khatam nahi hua??!!😲

Itne to dictionary me words bhi nahi hai jitna aap bol rahi ho aunty

Bhaaaagoooooo warna ye aunty paka k maar daalegi...chahe to movie flop chali jaaye par promotion k chakkar me in ka gyaan aur nahi jhel sakti mai🤪

Kitni baar mai ise read kar chuki hun ladki tujhe pata nahi hai🤣🤣

Ist waale me ye bhi daal mai orat hun..ma hun..apne baa bapuji ki beti hun..🤣🤣

Originally posted by: Priyankaa.jain

Kitni baar mai ise read kar chuki hun ladki tujhe pata nahi hai🤣🤣

Ist waale me ye bhi daal mai orat hun..ma hun..apne baa bapuji ki beti hun..🤣🤣

Originally posted by: shriz

agli baar se anu ki beizatti karne se pehle tujh se ideas lungi🤣🤣

Would love to help🤣🤣

Originally posted by: shriz

Bro where were you...I was actually missing you after that Toshu rakhi Dave convo yesterday😆

Give me my drabble dose dude...i'm starving🥲

The mind is more than willing, but kambakht samay 😒

But, I can't have you starving at Christmas 🤗

Ye kya tha matlab 😆

Tera pyaar hai ya vaar hai Shriz?

As much as I love Anu and her gyan (almost always) this did make me feel ke sahi hai...kabhi kabhi bahut bolti hai..orat...orat 🤣

You have no serious bones in your system I tell you. Pagal chokri 🤣🤣