This is the surprise i hope he gives her.
A short story
9am on marriage day at virks.
Everyone was waiting impatiently. Jasmin was already seated at the mandap excited for her marriage. Virks were upset. Sandhus were disappointed.
"Mila kya", gurpreet exclaimed worried to which angad who went to look for fateh replied. "Sab jegah check karliya. Lekin nehin mila."
Fateh was missing and his phone switched off.
Half hour later
"O bachana , ye hasino, lo main ageya", fateh singh virk, the groom dressed in a black shirt and blue jeans staggered into the venue ,heavily drunk. Everyone was shocked to see his state. Jasmin fainted there and then . Extremely shocked. He got drunk even before he got married. What was that??
Simran and mahi sprinkled some drops of water on her face. Then she regained consciousness. Still feeling dazed.
"Ladies and gentlemen, hi", he waved at all the guests . Myself, the groom but my clothes stolen. I come like this. How i look, handsome na."
"Fateh, yeh kya haal bena diya apna" gurpreet approached him worried.
He moved away a few steps behind, liftng his hand. "Chill mummy, today English speaking day. After daru only English."
Kushveer sighed to himself . "Angrez cheley geye, isko piche chod geye".
Then he started his background history.
" I was born in punjab, this is my beautiful family. I am six ft tall, muscular and very hot , six packs". And removed his shirt. There was giggling among the guest. Gurpreet tried to console him but he drifted. Kushveer instructed her to move away . Let him speak.
Tejo and angad tried to interfere to take care of the situation but kushveer instructed everyone to stay away. Fateh is spilling his heart. Allow him to speak. Deep inside, he was happy. His plan worked.
Then he continued, " i grew up as a handsome man , ladies were all round me like butterflies but one very arrogant type wali. She threw lassi on me. He moved slowly towards tejo and pointed at her. This nakchadi, very arrogant, very egostic but tiny like an ant. Weight only 50 kg but nakhra 100 kg. Everytime lecture only. But her sister na very sweet. I like her but she likes kenneda".
Then he moved towards jasmin and held her right arm.
" This is my would be wife. There was a mistake in her birth. She was born in kenneda but parceled to india accidentally by uper wala. He was also drunk when he sent her parcel. Now, his mistake, my family and i have to bear."
" I have a surprise for her. U all want to see?. U know i spent my whole salary on it." Hearing this jasmin was happy but the rest disappointed. Everyone wondered what the surprise was that he spent his whole salary on it.
Tejo was confused. What he meant whole salary? Jasmin has ruined his bank balance with her shopping. The past three months, he didnt get any salary as academy went into loss due to jasmin's negligence . Tejo had all records with her. Where did he get the money to buy this surprise?
Fateh whistled loudly. Just then a bullock-cart arrived at the front porch with its driver. He took a small parcel lying at a corner of the porch and opened it.
A toy aeroplane. Jasmin was shocked. The rest were pleased. Tejo didn't know what to say
" This is my surprise, Only rs 200 rupees. " He held up the white aeroplane and showed off proudly. " My would be wife will travel on this today itself to her dream destination, kenneda . No need visa and passport. Direct special flight. New advanced technology".
"Fateh, tune kaha tha tune apni puri salary use kardi". Jasmin exclaimed frustratedly.
" Haan na, yeh dekho". Then he showed his bank statement to all those present.
" This is my balance which is rs 1000 . My would be wife spent all on shopping . Three months no salary coz academy was in loss . All earlier savings gone. rs200 spent on gift and Rs 800 on Bullock-cart"
Then he forcibly handed over the aeroplane to jasmin who refused to take it, feeling embarrassed. He lifted her in his arms as she struggled to free herself and made her sit on the bullock-cart. Tied her up with ropes which the driver held to him. He was instructed to bring them along. Gagged her mouth as well
" Take her to the airport. Have a safe journey jasoo". He waved as the driver took off. Then he turned to look at the rest of the happy families and guests except for tejo who struggled in angad's arms to release her sister. He held her tightly. Giving stern instructions. Keep away.
He spoke loudly and cheerfully
" Everyone , pls say goodbye to jasmin sandhu. Finally, her dreams fulfilled".
All waved and cheered to the distraught jasmin struggling to sit on the bullock-cart which was slowly moving away from the wedding venue towards the crop fields and direct to the nearest airport. It's gonna be a tiring journey of at least ten hours before she could reach the airport.
As he moved towards his room, he spoke proudly.
" Ladies and gentlemen, marriage cancelled, bride on the way to airport , groom stayed behind, enjoy the food before u go home. My papa made good arrangements. Pls enjoy".
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Ufff Yeh Love Hai Mushkil
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