PUCHKU PANDYA KI KAHANI RAAVI KE ZUBAANI
“OH MY GOD!”She screamed , clutching her belly as another contraction hit her.”SHIVA!”
Doctors and nurses rushed around her but she couldn’t focus on anything except the excruciating pain that felt like she was dying.
“Raavi dekh main aa..”
“I am sorry par aap andar nahi aa sakte “
“AEE CHAL PUTT YAHA SE BIWI HAI WOH MERI”
A crash sounded in the room followed by a scared shriek that sounded very much like the stupid anaesthesiologist.Either Shiva had killed him or pushed him aside to get to me.I really hope it was the former because he was getting on my nerves.
A hand touched my forehead and I opened my eyes to see Shiva at me with concerned eyes.”Aa gaya main”
“Thank G-AAAH.”I held his other hand tightly and took deep breaths.”Oh god oh god oh god”
Panic flashed across Shiva’s face.and he cupped my jaw as gently as he could , his thumb wiping the tear rolling down by cheek.“Raavi”.His soothing voice calmed me.”Dekh tu bohot accha kar rahi hai.”He pushed the strand of my hair back, his anxious eyes taking in my exhausted state.I could see that he was nervous, probably even more than me but he was trying to hold it together for me.
“Bohot dukh raha hai”I gritted in pain.
Shiva snapped his head towards the doctor.”Ae doctor tu kya kadi kadi dekh rahi hai, uska dard band karwa !”
The doctor stared at him.After 5 long seconds, she realised he was being serious.She cleared her throat”Contraction tabhi rukega jab baccha bahaar aayega Mr.Pandya “
“Phir la bacche ko bahar mera muh kya dekh rahi hai”
She blinked”Woh waisa nahi hota hai..uh.. ek kaam karo aap Mrs.Pandya par ko shaant kijiye, we will try our best.”
Shiva turned back to me and wiped the sweat from my forehead, my hand still clutching his hand in tight grip.
“Common Mrs.Pandya.”The anaesthesiologist said form my other side,his voice almost bored.
“Itna bhi mushkil nahi hai.You have to push.Be a little tolerant.
My eyes flew open as I let out a deafening scream.”ARRRGHHH”.Grabbing his shirt roughly,I yanked him closer and yelled in his face.”YOU TRY PUSHING A FUC*ING HUMAN OUT OF BODY IF ITS SO EASY,B*TCH.” He took a startled step back, his face shocked at my outburst.Before I could pick up the sharp scalpel from the tray beside me and stab him in the gut,Shiva held my arm.I turned to face him,ready to argue back to leave me so that I can murder that idiot but one look at his passive face and I closed my mouth.
Shiva looked calm.
Too calm.
Uh-oh
He glared at the anaesthesiologist and said “Peeche hatt”
The anaesthesiologist decided it was the last day of his life.He opened his mouth to say something but Doctor held his hand immediately, vigorously shaking her head.He shut his mouth nad Shiva pinned him with his fierce gaze until he stepped back.
Satisfied with the distance between the idiot and us,my bhootnaath looked at me,his face softening in concern.”Ab kaisa lag raha hai, kuch chhaiye tujhe ?”
“Hum yeh kabhi nahi kar rahe hai” I gritted .
Shiva looked as deer caught in headlights.”Sex” He gulped.
“KYA nahi.Baccha”
“Accha phir theek hai” Relief flooded his eyes.
“Ab waqt aa gaya hai” The Doctor announced after wearing her gloves and the pain returned stronger tha ever.
“Shiva, bohot dard ho raha hai.’ I was sobbing now.
“Aee idhar dekh tu kar sakti hai” He said cradling my face and touched his forehead to mine.
My tear filled eyes met his anxious ones.
“Yaad hai peeche mahine tumne ek chipkali maari thi woh bhi akele hai, kitna shuur hai mera baccha.kitna strong hai toh tu yeh bhi kar sakti hai Raavi”He wiped my tears and kissed my cheeks.”I love you so much”
And after 1 hour of painful labour, our little bundle of joy - PUCHKU SHIVA PANDYA was born.
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Here you go with with story behind Puchku’s arrival .😆