DASHING DIALOGUES!!

• Biwi Ko Khush Rakhna Ho To Hamesha 2 Rules Yad Rakhna. 1: Biwi Se Kia Har Vaada Pura Karo. 2: Biwi Se Kabhi Koi Vaada Na Karo. Me 2 Rule Bhool Gaya Tha Mene Us Se Vaada Kia Tha Ke Humesha Us Ka Khayal Rakhun Ga.Ab Nibhana To Pare ga.

• Are Sine Pe Chot Lage To Sala Kutta Bhi Rotta He.Mard Wo He Jo Dosro Ki Chot Ko Mehsoos Kar Sake.

• Are Me!!Laxmi Narayan Kache Banyan Wala.Or Aap To Mera Nature Janti Ho.

• AABTO HAD HE HOGAE AAJ TO TRAIN MISS HONA WALI THI.ANDAR AGAE HO MA AAB TO MARA HAT CHOD DO ETNIBE SOONDAR NAHE HO MA

• Kehte hai ki filmon ki taran hamari zindagi mein bhi end tak sab theek hee ho jaata hai..Happys Endings...aur agar theek naa ho toh woh the end nahi, picture abhi baaki hai mere dost

• Wo He Na Uncle Aienstien ka Law Every Action Has Equal & Opposite Atraction.First!Its Newton & Not Atraction.Han Han Abhi Nahi Par Kabhi To Hogi.Kabhi Nahi Ho Gi.

• Naam?naam!!naam!!Jaz Kia Pyaz Nai Khane Pine Wale Naam Mat bataye Jo Naam Maa Baap Ne Rakha He Wo Bataye?Jaz kia.oh For God sake.Nai Nai God KO mat SEKIE naam Bataye?Jasmeet ok ok!

• Main tujhe bhol jaoon, yeh ho nahi sakta. Aur tum mujhe bhool jao, yeh main hone nahi doonga.

• Har Team Me Sirf Aik Hi Gunda Ho Sakta He Or Wo Me Hoon.

• 32 very old,64 very young

• Malika-e-Hindustan aap shaid bhool rahi he ke hum aap ke suhag hein.

• To sach mein original piece he tujhe pata he na.Tere jeisa or nahi he.

• Maa ne kaha paro ko chor do.Pro ne kaha gao chor do.Tum kehti ho sharab shor do are kia ye dunya hi chor do.

• Itni shiddat se maine tumse mohabbat ki hai, Ke har zarre ne hamein milane ki saazish ki hai

• In Bade Bade Deshome choti choti baatein hoti reheti hain sanorita

• FIRST IMPRESION IJ LAST IMPRESION.

• chandu ke chacha ne chandu ki chachiko chandni raat me chandi chokme chndiki chammach se chatni chatai

• Us qaidi no. 786 ko hindustan bhejne ke liye aap kya hukumate pakistan bhi mujhe nahi rok sakti

• abhaay bache ki jaan lo gay kya

• Tum hamesha mujhe harane ke liye khele aur main hamesha jitne ke liye khela.....

• AISE KYA DEKH RAHA HAI ABHAY KALE COAT KOUN HOON MAIN TARANG YAAN RANJEET JA JAKE SO JO WARNA TARANG AUR RANJEET KE CHAKAR MEIN AISA PHASE GA KAY DAA DAA DOOB KE MAR JAYE GA

• Chal Dhano! Aaj teri Basanti ki izzhat ka saawal hai

• Itna guroor.. Itna guroor toh us chand ko bhi nahin.. Kaise karta woh guroor.. us chand pe daag jo hain..

• Rahul is a cheater cheater cheater...

Originally posted by: ratisha