Now recruiting- Latest vacancies at the Shah household

Dear society,

Since Anupama is serving her notice period at the Shah house (or so we’d like to think), we the audiences have been awarded the challenging opportunity to recruit new personnel for the exhaustive list of job vacancies she will leave behind. The positions must be filled by the end of her notice term else else there is very high possibility of her claiming her job back given the currently pathetic circumstances of the Shah parivaar.

Kindly give this a serious thought before applying, no time wasters shall be entertained.

Please do not re-apply if you’ve been rejected in the past 3 months and we shall not accept applications from previous or current employees of AK ventures.

Looking forward to receiving some very creative applications. Please make sure you outdo yourself.

Yours comically

Audiences @ Sitara

See post below for a comprehensive list of job openings🤣

Vacancy List:

Maa- This vacancy has atleast 7 different sub positions at the moment, might have to add more as the work load increases.

• Team leader
• Project manager
• Supervisor
• Trainer
• Operations manager
• Personal assistant
• Carer

Beti/ Ex-Bahu-again this position has sub categories each equally important.

• Taunt bearer
• Cook
• Maid
• Guilt trip manager
• Medicine dispenser
• Robust doormat
• Jhoola servicing assistant
• Carer

Ex- wife- sub categorised again

• Ego handler
• Violence bearer
• Abuse taker
• Sauten entertainer
• Divorce advocate

Non-specific caterory

• Ghosla supervisor
• Time management coordinator
• Drone operator

Please feel free to add, I’m sure there are tons of areas we haven't explored.

Heena adding to your list

Baby sitter for meenu.

Hair dresser for Pakhi.

Protein shake maker r and physio assistant for Vanraj

Counselor to Samar, nandini and Kinjal

Scapegoat for entire family

Tulsi waterer

Bhog maker

Mujhe maaf karo . Vacancy rejected.

Dear Sitara channel,

I am delighted to hear of these multiple openings at a time when the unemployment rate is well over 7.7% in the country. If I may be so bold as to say that this level of multitasking by one person has been nothing short of pure selfishness, hogging as it did the potential livelihood of a whole army of persons.

May I suggest you be extra cautious when recruiting the “jhoola servicing assistant”; I have heard dark rumblings from various sources about causing bodily harm to the one who occupies said jhoola. Just sayin’.

Also, Speech writer-in-chief is another position that would need filling. Bhashan giving at that level needs a special kind of expertise I have found.

Lastly, could you please clarify whether venom antidote is provided as standard should a certain type of naagin come visiting.

I wish you well in your endeavour to fill all the roles. It is a huge ask given the eccentricities of the current inhabitants with whom they would need to cohabit.

Yours dubious but hopeful,

Founder@EkLadkaEkLadkiDostHoSakteHain. com

This post is hilarious. I am sorry to say that all these vacancies will be left unfulfilled as no one is as capable as our dear Anupama:)

I'm ready for the job but mere to bahut saare Larke dost hai🤪.....will baaa accept maryada heen and sanskaar heen girl with so many paraya mards in contact😆

Ps-i was waiting for your troll post today....bara boring din tha with no MaAn😂😂

Apart from all this what if Rakhi dave and Toshu starts living there😆

Candidates should not have influence of Paraya mard in 15 km radius 🤣

Other jobs😆:

Door closer

Lights switch on n off manager

Special day snacks organizer

Tulsi priest

Chulha pujaran

Masala maker

Achar papad maker

Laundry manager