I have just put out all my bhadas and I hope Tejo if not in the way I wrote does give all those jerks her piece of mind before walking off.
She stood there wondering why everything suddenly seemed hazy, wow she giggled main nach rahi hu yaa duniya ghum rahi hain. Sab gol gol double dikh raha hain lagta hain mera chashma ka number baad gaaya. She stumbled down the stairs, all she could remember was that she had gulped down a tall glass of orange juice to control her tears after she had seen her husband and her sister all cozied and confessing their love.
She walked over to the dance floor where all were dancing as it was her sisters sangeet.she had never really been a dancer but today she wanted to dance, seeing no room on the dance floor she climbed the dinner table and started dancing. She danced till her lungs gave up she sung along to the song at the top of her voice. She felt betrayed and disgusted at the same time. Angry for having let herself be used. But now she had enough she was now going to end all this facade and dance till her soul rattled in pain and fury.
Suddenly she felt the music stop everybody looked at her they were staring at her with a expression of shock, and then she felt herself being yanked by her hand and she fell of the table.
Bhais ki aankh she thought Kisna mujhe haath lagaya she turned to see her husband stare at her angrily. He started shouting at her kya tamasha laga rakha hain, tumne pi Rakhi hain kya. Kya kaar rahi hon stop being an embarrassment. Let's go home he said as he began dragging her but she pulled her hand away and said Oyy khajur haath kaise lagaya be, mujhe nahi tujhe chadi hain main toh hosh main hi hu. Chadi toh tujhe hain woh bhi jabse tu paida hua hain na tabse. Bijli ki taar hi Tarah lamba hain ,handpump ki Tarah chauda par akaal Teri chaval ka daane sa bhi Choti hain. Main tamasha kar rahi hu, tamasha toh tune banaya hain apna aur mera. Tumse zyaada emotions pa control toh sarla arora from kumkum bhagya ka hain. Tu aur Teri emotions dono ganjya aur charas ka pudi sa bhi sasta nikla.
Tejo agar tune aur bakwaas ki na ....toh kya karoge she spat angrily at the fool of a husband destiny had forcefully tied to her bin painda ka lota, kabhie yaaha toh kabhie waaha, b grade hindi movie ka second hand gali ka third class aashiq. She was suprised at her own choice of words as she had always been well spoken and poised but the orange juice was doing wonders and decided to make use of the opportunity and roast everybody to hell.
Her mother in law started walking towards her saying Tejo puttar, puttar Tejo spat ohh bin shakar ka halwa ki katori. tujhe kya hua Aaj kaasa Suraj uga Aaj itna pyaar kis liya, kyu be sade hua bainjan ki sautali behen tera maika main jarur karali ki kheeti baadi karte honga iss liya itna kadva bolti hain jaise ki woh Tera birth right hon. Aai badi mujhe puttar bolna wali pehla Apne iss bina address ka envelope ko sambhal jo yaaha Vaaha bhatak ta rahta hain. Shaadi mera saath aur gulchare USS lomdiyo ki sardarni champa chameli jasmine ka saath.
She then turned towards her mother who was staring at her in shock and said sastrikal satti kaise hain tu, her mother angrily said Tejo tamiz sa main Teri maa hu. Maa Tejo laughed issi ka toh dukh hain varna tujhe toh main tanker main dalkar bhejwa deti border par taaki woh tujhe baarood ka gola ki Tarah udaa deta aur tu Pakistan main land hoti aur phir Jung Karne ki zaarorat hi nahi kyuki dushmano ko Marne ka liya Teri ya kadu si shakal hi kafi hain.
Standing next to her mother, her father was in tears and had started saying sorry Tejo beta mujhe maaf kar. Chal maaf kiya tujhe pujaniya pitashri paar Teri wajood sa hi mujhe ab dikat hain, how the hell are u going to be sorry for that. Tujhse jyaada ghanchakar chamangota main Apne zindagi main nahi dekha, aasu band kar warna ek kheech ka dungi aur meri saath number ka sandal ka nishaan agle saath janmo taak birthmark ki Tarah lakar ghumega useless fellow. Khudh ka koi stand hi nahi bas zindagi bhar Apne maa aur biwi ka isharon par chala.
Her grandmother was trying to hide so Tejo skipped towards her and said ohh budiya kaaha chali Rukh tujhe kya laaga tu bachagi, tu bhi hain mera nishane paar meri jasso, meri jasmine keh keh kar usa sir par bithaya bas iss liya kyuki tujhe Canada jaana tha aab toh mera shrap hain tu toh kya Teri aatma bhi nahi jayegi Canada Beth yaahi Toronto aur Vancouver ka gobbar saaf karte.
She had started to feel light as she hurled abuses at all her wrongdoers who had mentally harassed her and taken advantage of her kindness.
Her Maami looked at her in pride she looked at her and said tusi great Ho Maamiji bas aap thi jinhone mujhe girna sa bachane ki koshish ki thank you, I love u and may God bless u with a beautiful daughter in law like me but I hope her kismat is not phatichar like me.
She then let the tears flow out of her eyes which she had been controlling for so long and started singing zindagi Barbad Ho gaaya. Oh jasmine she said and walked to her sister who now looked at her in fear Daar maat tujhe nahi marungi main khichad main apna haath nahi dalti. I have standards u see. Won't stoop down to ur level and said keep fateh as a tip Vaise bhi meri pheki hui cheezo ko chatne ki aadat hain na tujhe. Keep him don't worry I won't feel bad as jo mera shohar hoke tera ho gaya Ho aaisa namard Tujhi ko Mubarak ho. Tejo tu as jasmine began she waived her off and walked towards her last target and said fateh my boy tu phikar na kaar ki tuna mujhe choda toh mera kya hoga aur main kaaha jaungi kyuki jitna tu Apne agla saath janam nahi kaama payega utna ek maina main kamane ki aukat hain meri.
She caressed his face looking into his eyes and said tera baare main na sochu aaisa ek din,koi pal ya lamha nahi par tu mera dil tode na beta na itni Teri aukat Nahi, saying so she roughly pushed him back. She then touched her father in laws feet and seeked his blessings and began walking out but heard two voices from the back abhiraaj and mahi walked towards her and said hum bhi aa rahe hain and all three walked out of that insane animal zoo of a house never to come back and lived happily ever after.
Bigg Boss 19
Parineeti
