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Abhay: Did Piya just tell me they loved me for the first time?

Misha: Yeah, they did.

Abhay: And did I just do finger guns back?

Misha: Yeah, you did.

Piya: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Misha's birthday invitations.

Abhay: Well, what are they supposed to say?

Piya: "Misha's birthday".

Abhay: So, what do they say instead?

Piya: "Misha’s bi".

Abhay:

Abhay: Works out either way.

🤣🤣

Abhay, teaching Misha to drive: Okay, you're driving and Piya and Kabeer walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Misha: Oh, definitely Kabeer. I could never hurt Piya.

Abhay, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

Abhay: Ducks are better than rabbits.

Kabeer: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.

Misha: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.

Kabeer: We’re not talking about flavour, Misha!

Misha: Flavour counts!

Kabeer: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?

Piya: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?

Kabeer: Okay, but-

Piya: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?

Misha: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!

Kabeer: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, MISHA!

Misha: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, KABEER!

Abhay: I- Jesus-

Abhay: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Piya: You are my reward.

*meanwhile*

Misha: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Kabeer: True, you can be really difficult at times

Originally posted by: Abhaythevampire

Abhay, teaching Misha to drive: Okay, you're driving and Piya and Kabeer walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Misha: Oh, definitely Kabeer. I could never hurt Piya.

Abhay, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

Abhay as a driving instructor 🤣🤣🤣

Piya: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Kabeer: Strong.

Abhay: Weak.

Misha: An idiot, is what your are.

Originally posted by: simply.meghana

Abhay as a driving instructor 🤣🤣🤣

Payment in blood 🤣

Kabeer: What are you getting Abhay for the holidays?

Piya: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.

Misha: I'm getting Abhay a divorce lawyer.

🤣

Abhay: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.

Kabeer: Weight loss? Drink water.

Piya: Clear skin? Drink water.

Misha: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.