Raavi: Shiva aur zor laga! Itne mein hi thak gaya? Khud ko Chattan Pandya bol tha hain aur sirf itni si taakat ha—-
Shiva (breathless): Aye Chipkali, zyaada bol mat warna main yeh sab bandh kar dunga. Phir saari raat tadapti rehna.
Maami outside: Her eyes bulging out of their socket.
“Oh my Bhogilal, yeh rakshas meri bachchi ke saath kya kya kar raha hain.”
She goes looking for a weapon not noticing Rishita standing there, holding on to the pillar trying not to faint.
“Haan haan, tere jaise bhootnath ke hote huyi kaun so sakhta ha—- ouch Shiva aram se. Yeh kuch zyaada bada ho gaya.”
“Lekin Dev ka toh chota hain,” Rishita faints before she can complete the sentence.
Hearing the thud, Shivi come out of their room. Shiva is covered in sweat while Raavi looks flushed.
They are shocked to find Rishita on the floor not moving while Maami is standing there with a dagger in her hand. She’s looking at them in disgust and anger.
“Aye Maami, tune Rishita Bhabhi ko mar diya.
Raavi screams dramatically and the entire family gathers. Dev and Dhara begin to cry like it’s a funeral while Gaumbi rolls his eyes.
“Zinda hain woh.”
Dhara wipes her eyes. “Kahin... Kahin Rishita maa toh nahin ban rahi?” She gives Gaumbi a happy smile who pouts and bangs his head against the wall. Ek aur baccha standing between him and his consummation plans.
“Main chacha banne wala hoon!” Krish starts to dance and sing.
Hearing his besura aawaz, Rishita stirs while Dev cries happy tears. “Shiva aur Raavi... woh dono.. bada.. chota..” She passes out again.
Shiva and Raavi give each other a look.
“Tum dono ne phir ladai ki?” Gaumbi asks facepalming.
“Arre Gautum, yeh rakshas na meri beti ko—-“
“Aye Maami!” Maami jumped behind Dhara and kept her kangans hidden. She’ll save Raavi later.
“Woh bhabhi, kal raat ko yeh Chipkali mujhe sone nahin de rahi thi!”
“Kya!” Krish, Dhara, and Dev yelled in unison while Gaumbi looked ready to cry! Yeh dono bhi!
“Haan toh yeh Bhootnath bhi kahaan mujhe sone de raha tha! Kamre mein itni garmi—-“
“Raavi... yeh sab baatein aise.” Both Shiva and Raavi gave Dhara a confused look.
“Tum dono jao... aaram karo. Thak gaye honge dono. Hum bhi chalte hain. Dev tu Rishita ko kamre mein sula... leta... rakh ke aa.”
Shiva and Raavi nodded as everyone dispersed. Maami hid behind Dhara the entire time as Shiva kept looking at her wrists.
Krish winked while Gaumbi gave Dhara an angry look.
After everyone was gone, Raavi innocently asked. “Hum dono toh AC theek kar rahe thhe. Ismein kya problem hain?”
Shiva shrugged. For once his Chipkali made a lot of sense. “Chal, let’s finish the job and finally get some sleep.” They looked at each other and a smile appeared on both of their lips at the thought of finally getting some rest.
I have no idea where I was going with this 🤣🤣🤣